Event SFAEW Season 38: Round 16 On Now!

[HARPSichord]

After what I did to HARPSichord , you won’t see him in the ring for a long time

I need to go into hiding.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wooooo! Thanks headless! Cop that TFW

At least my feud with Woo-gene is over.

 

[damicky]

I need to go into hiding.

 

[cooney]

At least my feud with Woo-gene is over.

Woooooo

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Bad news with a hint of good.

My computer, after circling the drain for months, finally died yesterday.

Thankfully, everything SFAEW related is backed up and stored on an external hard drive. It's just a matter of finding/borrowing a backup computer until my old one gets fixed.

We might not have a show this week (key word there being "might"), but this wrestling federation will keep going by hook or by crook.

 

[damicky]

Bad news with a hint of good.

My computer, after circling the drain for months, finally died yesterday.

Thankfully, everything SFAEW related is backed up and stored on an external hard drive. It's just a matter of finding/borrowing a backup computer until my old one gets fixed.

We might not have a show this week (key word there being "might"), but this wrestling federation will keep going by hook or by crook.

SFAEW in crisis

 

[BigChippa52]

Bad news with a hint of good.

My computer, after circling the drain for months, finally died yesterday.

Thankfully, everything SFAEW related is backed up and stored on an external hard drive. It's just a matter of finding/borrowing a backup computer until my old one gets fixed.

We might not have a show this week (key word there being "might"), but this wrestling federation will keep going by hook or by crook.

live event instead?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS
​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
tony​	World Heavyweight Championship​	22/6/2024​	110​
Dingster & MWPP​	World Tag Team Championships​	18/8/2024​	53​
Chipmunk​	Intercity Championship​	18/8/2024​	53​
Millky95​	Hardcore Championship​	1/9/2024​	39​
JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle & Art Vandelay_​	Trios Championships​	25/8/2024​	46​

Dates and stats correct as of 10/10/24.


OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS

​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
-​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	-​	-​

Championship board updated.

tony Dingster MWPP Chipmunk Millky95 JoshWoodenSpoon Test Tickle Art Vandelay_

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday...



It Lives!




SFAEW is back in business, and we've got a hell of a card to run down:






The first encounter between members of Il Famiglia and The Enforcement of the week: Millky95 defends his Hardcore title against Falconista in a Street Fight!






We've got a massive Triple Threat to determine who faces Chipmunk for the Intercity Championship next week. Can Braklet cling onto relevance? Will damicky back up his Hell in a Cell victory by earning the shot? Or will Mister...Eleven...HUNDRED okeydoke7 make the next step to reclaim the belt?





The second Famiglia/Enforcement clash of the week, this time it's JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Art Vandelay_ defending their Trios Championships against Gralin, thewizardmelon and Supersuns!






Shaun Freakin' Duggan is frustrated and ready to let loose. Unfortunately for Robertio he's drawn the short straw to face Duggs this week...







ClarkeM has made his intentions clear: he's coming for tony's World Heavyweight Championship ASAP. With the rest of Il Famiglia tied up in contests with The Enforcement, Il Capo is taking it upon himself to head down to the ring and make an offer that ClarkeM can't refuse...




And in your main event of the week:






It's Tag Team Turmoil!

The best and brightest of SFAEW's Tag Team division clash in a Gauntlet Match for a shot at Dingster and MWPP's World Tag Team Championships.

Here's the field:

cooney and Headless, of the Mount Buller Demons.

serial_thrilla and U2tigers, Hold Me Thrilla_Me Kiss Me Kill Me.

Tonga Bob and Barrybran, The Killer B's.

Callums_Guns and por_please_ya, of the East Side Hawks.

And last but not least, James Colorado and omgfridge, of the Bang Bang Furie Gang.

One hour (-ish) of chaos awaits for these teams...who'll make it out to the other side intact?




See you on Sunday.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW Round 12!




Kicking us off tonight:

Millky95 defends his Hardcore Championship against Falconista in a Street Fight!​

 

[Gralin]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Falconista comes down to the ring.

Falconista paces around the ring, waiting for Millky95 to arrive.

...

...

...

A minute passes.

No sign of Millky95.

Falconista gestures at the ramp, yelling for Millky95 to hurry up.

...

...

Millky95 arrives...by being thrown down the entrance ramp by a man in a black and gold motorcycle uniform and helmet.

The Mystery Man throws Millky95 into the ringsteps.

The Mystery Man throws Millky95 into the ring.

Chief calls for the bell...

​

They lock up.
Falconista executes the Licence to Kill on Millky95.
There are lots of chants for Falconista.
Falconista goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Falconista. Time of match: 0:00:08


Falconista is handed the SFAEW Hardcore Championship.

Falconista celebrates with the Championship belt.





BigChippa52 comes down to ringside.

BigChippa52 whispers something to Falconista, then shakes his hand.

Falconista heads backstage.

BigChippa52 sits himself down at the timekeeper's table.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

okeydoke7, damicky and Braklet clash for an IC Title shot!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Braklet goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
Damicky catches Braklet in an abdominal stretch.
Braklet is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Braklet tries to escape the hold.
Braklet is inching his way towards the ropes.
Damicky lets go after 14 seconds.
Damicky chops Braklet.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky hits Braklet.
Damicky executes a vertical suplex against Braklet.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Damicky puts Braklet in an armbar submission.
Braklet is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Braklet manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 12 seconds.
okeydoke7 uses a vertical suplex on Braklet.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Braklet uses a kneelift on okeydoke7.
Braklet performs a facerake against okeydoke7.
Braklet uses a back suplex on okeydoke7.
Braklet whips okeydoke7 into the turnbuckle, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
okeydoke7 kicks Braklet.
okeydoke7 chops Braklet.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 chops Braklet.
Damicky goes for a powerslam, but Braklet counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Braklet uses a Gory lock faceslam on Damicky.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
Damicky attempts to place Braklet on the turnbuckle, but Braklet blocks it.
Damicky hits a slap on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Damicky throws Braklet into the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.
Damicky chops Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky kicks Braklet.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Braklet kicks Damicky.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Braklet chops Damicky.
Braklet tries a hiptoss, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky attempts a clothesline, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a backward kick.
Damicky locks Braklet in an armbar submission.
okeydoke7 makes the save.
Braklet chops Damicky.
Damicky chops Braklet.
Braklet hits Damicky.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Damicky punches Braklet.
Damicky whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits a leg lariat on Damicky.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard trips okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 executes a snap mare against Damicky.
okeydoke7 performs a dropkick against Damicky.
okeydoke7 catches Damicky in a sleeperhold.
Damicky is struggling to reach the ropes.
Damicky grabs the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
okeydoke7 whips Damicky into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits a Hotshot on Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 executes a Burning Hammer against Damicky.
okeydoke7 executes a kick to the head against Damicky.
okeydoke7 is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
okeydoke7 tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky places okeydoke7 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky uses a belly-to-back superplex on okeydoke7.
Damicky catches okeydoke7 in an armbar submission.
Damicky lets go after 12 seconds.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 uses a knee to the face on Damicky.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Damicky on the turnbuckle, but Damicky blocks it.
okeydoke7 punches Damicky.
okeydoke7 kicks Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
okeydoke7 chops Damicky.
okeydoke7 tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky performs a choke slam against okeydoke7.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but okeydoke7 ducks out of the way.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky out of the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls out under the bottom rope.
The Filth Wizard attacks okeydoke7 from behind.
Manangatang ejects The Filth Wizard from ringside.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky sets up okeydoke7 on the table.
Damicky tries to drive okeydoke7 through the table with the Cheese's Edge but he blocks it.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 tries a jumping front kick, but Damicky counters it with an inside cradle.
Damicky throws okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Damicky throws okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a kneelift on okeydoke7.
Damicky sets up okeydoke7 on the table.
Damicky executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Damicky goes for the Discus Punch, but okeydoke7 ducks out of the way.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but Damicky counters it with a backslide.
Damicky nails okeydoke7 with a choke slam.
Damicky performs a back suplex against okeydoke7.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 brings the table into the ring.
Manangatang is back on the job.
okeydoke7 hits Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 kicks Damicky.
okeydoke7 sets up Damicky on the table.
okeydoke7 executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table.
The table is broken in half.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Damicky takes okeydoke7 down with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.
Damicky sets up okeydoke7 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky goes for a double underhook superplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
okeydoke7 performs a Burning Hammer against Damicky.
okeydoke7 is being booed out of the building.
okeydoke7 performs a forearm to the back against Damicky.
okeydoke7 attempts a Hotshot, but Damicky counters it with a lariat.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Damicky tries a back suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a go-behind.
okeydoke7 executes a jumping neckbreaker against Damicky.
okeydoke7 is being booed out of the building.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Damicky.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but Damicky counters it with a backslide.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
Damicky executes a headbutt against okeydoke7.
Damicky takes okeydoke7 down with a back suplex.
Damicky takes okeydoke7 down with a bodyslam.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
okeydoke7 hits Damicky with a kick.
okeydoke7 uses a kick to the midsection on Damicky.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but Damicky blocks it.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky into the turnbuckle, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky chops okeydoke7.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
okeydoke7 kicks Damicky.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
okeydoke7 chops Damicky.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
Damicky attempts a powerslam, but okeydoke7 counters it with a lariat.
okeydoke7 uses a Burning Hammer on Damicky.
okeydoke7 uses a knee to the face on Damicky.
okeydoke7 uses a slingshot on Damicky.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Damicky on the turnbuckle, but Damicky blocks it.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits a knee to the face on Damicky.
okeydoke7 hits an elbowsmash on Damicky.
okeydoke7 performs an elbowsmash against Damicky.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
okeydoke7 tries a Russian legsweep, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against okeydoke7.
Damicky attempts an armbar submission, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a clothesline.
okeydoke7 nails Damicky with a swinging neckbreaker.
okeydoke7 attempts a Burning Hammer, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky nails okeydoke7 with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
Damicky tries a flying bulldog, but okeydoke7 steps out of the way.
The Filth Wizard grabs his sledgehammer.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but The Filth Wizard hits him with the sledgehammer.
Braklet throws Damicky out of the ring.
Braklet jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet performs a dropkick against Damicky.
Braklet whips Damicky into the guardrail.
Braklet hits a bulldog on Damicky.
Braklet climbs back into the ring.
Damicky rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Braklet goes for the Squid Clutch, but he can't do it.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:14:26
Sim Rating: *** 1/4



The Filth Wizard drags okeydoke7 onto the announce table.

The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on okeydoke7 into the announce table.

The table is broken in half.


I'm sure Filthy has his reasons, but I'm not sure why he's taking his frustrations out on okey.

Anyway, it seems that damicky has a date with Chipmunk in the not too distant future!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

JoshWoodenSpoon, Test Tickle and Art Vandelay_ defend their Trios Titles against Gralin, thewizardmelon and Supersuns!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
SuperSuns uses a reverse Frankensteiner on Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns covers Art Vandelay_.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns hits a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns tries a lariat, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a crucifix.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Art Vandelay_ tries a snap mare, but SuperSuns blocks it.
TheWizardMelon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick on Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns goes for a release German suplex, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a facerake.
TheWizardMelon leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits Art Vandelay_ with a kick.
SuperSuns covers Art Vandelay_.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
SuperSuns misses with a kick.
SuperSuns tries a kick to the midsection, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a legsweep.
Art Vandelay_ does the Tranquilo pose.
Art Vandelay_ is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Art Vandelay_ tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
TheWizardMelon enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Art Vandelay_ performs a bodyslam against SuperSuns.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a diving overhead legdrop, but SuperSuns steps out of the way.
Art Vandelay_ leaves the ring.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
SuperSuns misses with a clothesline.
SuperSuns hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon falls out of the ring.
SuperSuns rolls out under the bottom rope.
SuperSuns works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
SuperSuns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a Falcon Arrow.
Manangatang counts: 1.
SuperSuns executes the Monster Bomb on JoshWoodenSpoon on the concrete floor.
JoshWoodenSpoon is out cold.
SuperSuns sets up a table.
Manangatang counts: 2.
SuperSuns uses a running front dropkick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
SuperSuns climbs back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon follows him back in.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits SuperSuns with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon puts SuperSuns in the STF.
SuperSuns manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a dropkick against SuperSuns.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a vertical suplex, but SuperSuns blocks it.
Gralin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
SuperSuns and Gralin whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double backdrop.
Gralin performs a lariat against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Gralin further incites the crowd.
SuperSuns uses a release German suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
Gralin tries a dropkick from the second rope, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
Gralin leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a spinebuster slam, but SuperSuns counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns executes a kick to the midsection against JoshWoodenSpoon.
SuperSuns goes for a bodyslam, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a facerake.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to Test Tickle.
Gralin enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Test Tickle and JoshWoodenSpoon whip SuperSuns into the ropes.
They hit SuperSuns with a double backdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle attempts a swinging fisherman suplex, but SuperSuns counters it with a kneelift.
SuperSuns punches Test Tickle.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Test Tickle hits SuperSuns.
The cheers for Test Tickle are drowning out the boos.
SuperSuns kicks Test Tickle.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Test Tickle hits SuperSuns.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Test Tickle.
Test Tickle punches SuperSuns.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle and JoshWoodenSpoon hit SuperSuns with a double power bomb.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle executes a Saito suplex against SuperSuns.
Test Tickle covers SuperSuns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle throws SuperSuns out of the ring.
Test Tickle goes outside.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Test Tickle sets up SuperSuns on the table.
Test Tickle tries to drive SuperSuns through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it.
SuperSuns shoves Test Tickle into the guardrail.
SuperSuns reenters the ring.
Test Tickle follows him back in.
SuperSuns hits a bodyslam on Test Tickle.
TheWizardMelon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns goes for a facerake, but Test Tickle blocks it.
Test Tickle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns performs a superkick against Test Tickle.
SuperSuns hits a facerake on Test Tickle.
SuperSuns hits a facerake on Test Tickle.
SuperSuns whips Test Tickle into the ropes, but Test Tickle reverses it.
Test Tickle hits SuperSuns with a backdrop.
Test Tickle executes a knee strike against SuperSuns.
Test Tickle uses a reverse neckbreaker on SuperSuns.
The cheers for Test Tickle are drowning out the boos.
Test Tickle works the crowd.
Test Tickle attempts a bodyslam, but SuperSuns counters it with an elbowsmash.
SuperSuns whips Test Tickle into the ropes, but Test Tickle reverses it.
SuperSuns hits Test Tickle with a kick.
SuperSuns tries a rana, but Test Tickle counters it with a tiger driver.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Test Tickle.
Test Tickle goes for a dropkick, but SuperSuns steps out of the way.
SuperSuns executes a basement dropkick against Test Tickle.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns tries a flip piledriver, but Test Tickle counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Test Tickle sets up the chair.
Test Tickle attempts a tiger suplex, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns tags out to Gralin.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring and lays out SuperSuns.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
Test Tickle and JoshWoodenSpoon whip Gralin into the ropes.
They hit Gralin with a double clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle runs into the ropes.
Gralin hits Test Tickle with a kick.
Manangatang removes the chair from the ring.
Gralin sends Test Tickle into the turnbuckle.
Gralin hits a shoulderblock to the midsection on Test Tickle.
Gralin uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Test Tickle.
Gralin performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against Test Tickle.
Gralin goes for a swinging DDT, but Test Tickle blocks it.
Gralin begs off.
Test Tickle tags out to Art Vandelay_.
Art Vandelay_ and Test Tickle whip Gralin into the ropes.
They hit Gralin with a double clothesline.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Gralin counters it with
a spinning headscissors.
Gralin hits a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
Gralin performs a forearm to the back against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin executes an elbowsmash against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin executes a kneelift against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin performs a dropkick against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin runs into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ hits Gralin with a kick.
Art Vandelay_ attempts a dropkick, but Gralin steps out of the way.
Gralin taunts the crowd.
Gralin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Gralin performs a jawbreaker against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin taunts the crowd.
Gralin tags out to TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon and Gralin whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double fist to the midsection.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TheWizardMelon and Gralin whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back up and lays out Gralin.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a lariat on TheWizardMelon.
The chants for JoshWoodenSpoon are deafening.
Art Vandelay_ goes for an inside cradle, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ misses with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon hits a flying forearm on Art Vandelay_.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
Art Vandelay_ uses a knee to the back on TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ performs a hiptoss against TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ tags out to Test Tickle.
SuperSuns enters the ring and lays out Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns hits a lariat on Test Tickle.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TheWizardMelon hits a dragon suplex on Test Tickle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon uses a flying cross body press on Test Tickle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
Test Tickle uses a knee to the back on TheWizardMelon.
Test Tickle tags out to Art Vandelay_.
Art Vandelay_ executes an Aztecan suplex against TheWizardMelon.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Manangatang counts: One, two, Art Vandelay_ lifts a shoulder, kickout.
Test Tickle enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Art Vandelay_ and Test Tickle hit TheWizardMelon with a double chop.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ executes a slap against TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ hits an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ goes for a snap mare, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
SuperSuns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon and SuperSuns whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double kick to the midsection.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ uses a lariat on TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Art Vandelay_ executes a kneelift against TheWizardMelon.
Test Tickle enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle performs a DDT against TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Art Vandelay_ tries a flying dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against Art Vandelay_.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon gives the sign for the Five Star Enforcer Splash.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Enforcer Splash on Art Vandelay_.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are thewizardmelon, Supersuns and Gralin. Time of match: 0:11:33
Sim Rating: ***


BigChippa52 applauds his fellow Enforcement members from the timekeeper's table.

TheWizardMelon, SuperSuns and Gralin celebrate with the SFAEW Trios Championships.


And that's a second title that Il Famiglia have lost this evening! Is the armour around tony beginning to fall apart at the seams?

 

[Supersuns]

They lock up.
SuperSuns uses a reverse Frankensteiner on Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns covers Art Vandelay_.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns hits a Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckles on Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns tries a lariat, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a crucifix.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Art Vandelay_ tries a snap mare, but SuperSuns blocks it.
TheWizardMelon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon hits a dropkick on Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns goes for a release German suplex, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a facerake.
TheWizardMelon leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits Art Vandelay_ with a kick.
SuperSuns covers Art Vandelay_.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
SuperSuns misses with a kick.
SuperSuns tries a kick to the midsection, but Art Vandelay_ counters it with a legsweep.
Art Vandelay_ does the Tranquilo pose.
Art Vandelay_ is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Art Vandelay_ tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
TheWizardMelon enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Art Vandelay_ performs a bodyslam against SuperSuns.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a diving overhead legdrop, but SuperSuns steps out of the way.
Art Vandelay_ leaves the ring.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon misses with an elbow.
SuperSuns misses with a clothesline.
SuperSuns hits JoshWoodenSpoon with a clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon falls out of the ring.
SuperSuns rolls out under the bottom rope.
SuperSuns works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
SuperSuns nails JoshWoodenSpoon with a Falcon Arrow.
Manangatang counts: 1.
SuperSuns executes the Monster Bomb on JoshWoodenSpoon on the concrete floor.
JoshWoodenSpoon is out cold.
SuperSuns sets up a table.
Manangatang counts: 2.
SuperSuns uses a running front dropkick on JoshWoodenSpoon.
SuperSuns climbs back into the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon follows him back in.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits SuperSuns with a shoulderblock.
JoshWoodenSpoon puts SuperSuns in the STF.
SuperSuns manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds.
JoshWoodenSpoon executes a dropkick against SuperSuns.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a vertical suplex, but SuperSuns blocks it.
Gralin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
SuperSuns and Gralin whip JoshWoodenSpoon into the ropes.
They hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double backdrop.
Gralin performs a lariat against JoshWoodenSpoon.
Gralin further incites the crowd.
SuperSuns uses a release German suplex on JoshWoodenSpoon.
The crowd is vociferously booing SuperSuns.
Gralin tries a dropkick from the second rope, but JoshWoodenSpoon steps out of the way.
Gralin leaves the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a spinebuster slam, but SuperSuns counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns executes a kick to the midsection against JoshWoodenSpoon.
SuperSuns goes for a bodyslam, but JoshWoodenSpoon counters it with a facerake.
JoshWoodenSpoon tags out to Test Tickle.
Gralin enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Test Tickle and JoshWoodenSpoon whip SuperSuns into the ropes.
They hit SuperSuns with a double backdrop.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle attempts a swinging fisherman suplex, but SuperSuns counters it with a kneelift.
SuperSuns punches Test Tickle.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Test Tickle hits SuperSuns.
The cheers for Test Tickle are drowning out the boos.
SuperSuns kicks Test Tickle.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Test Tickle hits SuperSuns.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Test Tickle.
Test Tickle punches SuperSuns.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle and JoshWoodenSpoon hit SuperSuns with a double power bomb.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle executes a Saito suplex against SuperSuns.
Test Tickle covers SuperSuns.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle throws SuperSuns out of the ring.
Test Tickle goes outside.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Test Tickle sets up SuperSuns on the table.
Test Tickle tries to drive SuperSuns through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it.
SuperSuns shoves Test Tickle into the guardrail.
SuperSuns reenters the ring.
Test Tickle follows him back in.
SuperSuns hits a bodyslam on Test Tickle.
TheWizardMelon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns goes for a facerake, but Test Tickle blocks it.
Test Tickle goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns performs a superkick against Test Tickle.
SuperSuns hits a facerake on Test Tickle.
SuperSuns hits a facerake on Test Tickle.
SuperSuns whips Test Tickle into the ropes, but Test Tickle reverses it.
Test Tickle hits SuperSuns with a backdrop.
Test Tickle executes a knee strike against SuperSuns.
Test Tickle uses a reverse neckbreaker on SuperSuns.
The cheers for Test Tickle are drowning out the boos.
Test Tickle works the crowd.
Test Tickle attempts a bodyslam, but SuperSuns counters it with an elbowsmash.
SuperSuns whips Test Tickle into the ropes, but Test Tickle reverses it.
SuperSuns hits Test Tickle with a kick.
SuperSuns tries a rana, but Test Tickle counters it with a tiger driver.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Test Tickle.
Test Tickle goes for a dropkick, but SuperSuns steps out of the way.
SuperSuns executes a basement dropkick against Test Tickle.
SuperSuns runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns tries a flip piledriver, but Test Tickle counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Test Tickle sets up the chair.
Test Tickle attempts a tiger suplex, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns tags out to Gralin.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring and lays out SuperSuns.
The crowd is behind JoshWoodenSpoon all the way.
Test Tickle and JoshWoodenSpoon whip Gralin into the ropes.
They hit Gralin with a double clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
Test Tickle runs into the ropes.
Gralin hits Test Tickle with a kick.
Manangatang removes the chair from the ring.
Gralin sends Test Tickle into the turnbuckle.
Gralin hits a shoulderblock to the midsection on Test Tickle.
Gralin uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Test Tickle.
Gralin performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against Test Tickle.
Gralin goes for a swinging DDT, but Test Tickle blocks it.
Gralin begs off.
Test Tickle tags out to Art Vandelay_.
Art Vandelay_ and Test Tickle whip Gralin into the ropes.
They hit Gralin with a double clothesline.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ attempts a spinning backbreaker, but Gralin counters it with
a spinning headscissors.
Gralin hits a swinging neckbreaker on Art Vandelay_.
Gralin performs a forearm to the back against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin executes an elbowsmash against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin executes a kneelift against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin performs a dropkick against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin runs into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ hits Gralin with a kick.
Art Vandelay_ attempts a dropkick, but Gralin steps out of the way.
Gralin taunts the crowd.
Gralin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Gralin performs a jawbreaker against Art Vandelay_.
Gralin taunts the crowd.
Gralin tags out to TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon and Gralin whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double fist to the midsection.
JoshWoodenSpoon enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TheWizardMelon and Gralin whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double clothesline.
JoshWoodenSpoon gets back up and lays out Gralin.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits a lariat on TheWizardMelon.
The chants for JoshWoodenSpoon are deafening.
Art Vandelay_ goes for an inside cradle, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
JoshWoodenSpoon leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon runs into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ misses with a shoulderblock.
TheWizardMelon hits a flying forearm on Art Vandelay_.
The crowd is behind TheWizardMelon all the way.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
Art Vandelay_ uses a knee to the back on TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ performs a hiptoss against TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ tags out to Test Tickle.
SuperSuns enters the ring and lays out Art Vandelay_.
SuperSuns hits a lariat on Test Tickle.
The boos are resurfacing again.
TheWizardMelon hits a dragon suplex on Test Tickle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon uses a flying cross body press on Test Tickle.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
Test Tickle uses a knee to the back on TheWizardMelon.
Test Tickle tags out to Art Vandelay_.
Art Vandelay_ executes an Aztecan suplex against TheWizardMelon.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Manangatang counts: One, two, Art Vandelay_ lifts a shoulder, kickout.
Test Tickle enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Art Vandelay_ and Test Tickle hit TheWizardMelon with a double chop.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
Art Vandelay_ whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ executes a slap against TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ hits an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ goes for a snap mare, but TheWizardMelon blocks it.
SuperSuns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TheWizardMelon and SuperSuns whip Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
They hit Art Vandelay_ with a double kick to the midsection.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon whips Art Vandelay_ into the ropes.
Art Vandelay_ uses a lariat on TheWizardMelon.
Art Vandelay_ is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Art Vandelay_ executes a kneelift against TheWizardMelon.
Test Tickle enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle performs a DDT against TheWizardMelon.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Art Vandelay_ tries a flying dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
Test Tickle leaves the ring.
TheWizardMelon executes a dropkick against Art Vandelay_.
TheWizardMelon is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon complains about a slow count.
TheWizardMelon gives the sign for the Five Star Enforcer Splash.
TheWizardMelon executes the Five Star Enforcer Splash on Art Vandelay_.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are thewizardmelon, Supersuns and Gralin. Time of match: 0:11:33
Sim Rating: ***


BigChippa52 applauds his fellow Enforcement members from the timekeeper's table.

TheWizardMelon, SuperSuns and Gralin celebrate with the SFAEW Trios Championships.


And that's a second title that Il Famiglia have lost this evening! Is the armour around tony beginning to fall apart at the seams?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

Shaun Freakin' Duggan takes on Robertio!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Robertio launches Shaun Freakin' Duggan across the ring with a release Northern Lights suplex.
Robertio executes a spinebuster slam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Robertio hits a release Northern Lights suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Robertio goes for a flying cross body press, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses the Sling Blade on Robertio.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan places Robertio on the turnbuckle.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Robertio with a superplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Robertio with a Falcon Arrow.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a Falcon Arrow on Robertio.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Robertio.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Robertio.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on Robertio.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Shaun Freakin' Duggan. Time of match: 0:01:36
Sim Rating: * 1/4


Shaun Freakin' Duggan storms backstage after the bell.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes to open the door to the Furies locker room.

Before he can enter, Frothies Mcveigh smashes the door open.

Frothies McVeigh shoves Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the wall.


FMcV: Outta the way Duggan, I've got better things to do.


Frothies McVeigh marches over to the Hawks locker room, and violently knocks on the door.


FMcV: Loonerty! I know you're in there! You are going to ****ing pay for costing me that cash-in!


There's no reply.

Frothies McVeigh is virtually smashing down the door.


FMcV: OPEN THE ****ING DOOR YOU COWARDLY CAMPAIGNER!


PhenomenalV1 exits his office, and sees the scene unfolding.

PhenomenalV1 walks over and gives Frothies McVeigh a tap on the shoulder.


FMcV: WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE INTERRUPT-Oh hey boss, what's up?


PV1: I'm going to save you a lot of grief here and just tell you that Loons isn't here tonight, but-.


FMcV: One moment please Phenom.


Frothies McVeigh punches a hole through the wall.

Frothies McVeigh turns back to face PhenomenalV1.


FMcV: ...As you were saying?


PV1: I've got a message from Loons for you.

He's willing to give you that match you've been whining about for the last six months...but only under one condition.


Frothies McVeigh mulls it over.


FMcV: What's the catch?


PV1: It'd be an Unsanctioned Match. For all intents and purposes, this match will not be an official SFAEW match, and it will not give you a path back into the World Title scene. That said, you will not be beholdant to any disqualifications or count-outs, and you can use any weapon you like against him.


Frothies McVeigh breaths out, clearly frustrated.


FMcV: ...I'll do it. I need to pin that man, or my run in this company isn't worth it.


PV1: You've got two weeks until Loons is next available. Prepare yourself for it, it could get ugly.


PhenomenalV1 walks off.

Frothies McVeigh grits his teeth, and heads back to the Furies locker room.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

tony and ClarkeM meet in the ring in relation to Clarkey's challange for tony's World Title...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

ClarkeM stands on the entrance ramp.

Before he can walk to the ring, Dingster, MWPP and Chipmunk attack him from the back.





tony walks out on to the entrance ramp.

He's brandishing a microphone.


t: Now you listen to me, ClarkeM, because I'm only gonna tell you this once:

I decide when I accept any challenges for my title!

Not you, not PhenomenalV1, just me and mi Famiglia!

But...I can see the value in beating the currently unbeaten like you.

I will put my title on the line against you next week.

I'm even willing to go so far that I'll also make an extra wager.

Should you win, you will gain the services of Il Famiglia, and I will return to being a pauper in Las Carraras.

But if I win...then you're never challenging for this championship again, regardless of who holds it.

Capice?


ClarkeM nods frantically, as Il Famiglia let him go.


t: Glad to do business with you.


tony and Il Famiglia head backstage...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:

It's time for Tag Team Turmoil!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

cooney and Headless enter the ring.




serial_thrilla and U2tigers enter the ring.


Phase One: Mt Buller Demons vs Hold Me, Thrilla_Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me


They lock up.
cooney goes for a front facelock, but serial_thrilla counters it with a low blow.
serial_thrilla punches cooney.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla kicks cooney.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla attempts to place cooney on the turnbuckle, but cooney blocks it.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Headless enters the ring and throws U2Tigers out of the ring.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Headless performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind Headless all the way.
cooney tries a back suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a go-behind.
Headless leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla executes a dropkick against cooney.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard cutter, but cooney counters it with a release German suplex.
cooney goes for a facerake, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
Headless enters the ring and lays out serial_thrilla.
cooney and Headless hit U2Tigers with a double chop.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney goes for a thumb to the eye, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Headless enters the ring and lays out serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind Headless all the way.
cooney and Headless whip U2Tigers into the ropes.
They attempt to hit U2Tigers with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
U2Tigers hits them with a double clothesline.
Headless leaves the ring.
U2Tigers tries a spinning leg lariat, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney uses a back suplex on U2Tigers.
cooney executes a dropkick against U2Tigers.
cooney tags out to Headless.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws cooney out of the ring.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla hit Headless with a double front-layout suplex.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers uses a vertical suplex on Headless.
serial_thrilla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla hit Headless with a double dropkick.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers hits a swinging neckbreaker on Headless.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers whips Headless into the turnbuckle.
Headless comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
U2Tigers punches Headless.
Headless hits U2Tigers.
Headless punches U2Tigers.
Headless hits U2Tigers.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
U2Tigers kicks Headless.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit Headless with a double hiptoss.
cooney enters the ring and lays out U2Tigers.
Headless and cooney whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They hit serial_thrilla with a double backdrop.
cooney leaves the ring.
Headless uses a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
Headless whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
Headless runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Headless tags out to cooney.
cooney tries a punch, but serial_thrilla counters it with an armbreaker.
In turn, cooney counters it with a sleeperhold.
serial_thrilla inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney performs a low blow against serial_thrilla.
cooney performs a vertical suplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney catches serial_thrilla in a front facelock.
serial_thrilla breaks the hold with a low blow after 5 seconds.
cooney begs off.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on cooney.
serial_thrilla hits cooney.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla punches cooney.
The crowd is going crazy.
serial_thrilla punches cooney.
cooney punches serial_thrilla.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney hits serial_thrilla.
cooney catches serial_thrilla in a front facelock.
serial_thrilla is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney attempts a thumb to the eye, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
U2Tigers performs a kick to the head against cooney.
U2Tigers nails cooney with a Northern Lights suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers goes for a vertical suplex, but cooney counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney complains about a slow count.
cooney performs a thumb to the eye against U2Tigers.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits U2Tigers with a kick.
cooney is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a kick.
cooney hits U2Tigers with a kick.
cooney nails U2Tigers with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney covers U2Tigers.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
cooney executes a chop against U2Tigers.
cooney runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits cooney with a kick.
U2Tigers whips cooney into the ropes, but cooney reverses it.
U2Tigers hits cooney with a kick.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers performs a backbreaker against cooney.
U2Tigers performs a chop against cooney.
U2Tigers takes cooney down with a jumping DDT.
U2Tigers executes an armdrag takedown against cooney.
U2Tigers uses a back suplex on cooney.
U2Tigers is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers hits a spinning leg lariat on cooney.
U2Tigers hits an armdrag takedown on cooney.
cooney begs off.
U2Tigers tries an enzuigiri, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney tags out to Headless.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws cooney out of the ring.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla whip Headless into the ropes.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla hit Headless with a double hiptoss.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a kick.
Headless locks U2Tigers in a sleeperhold.
U2Tigers reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Headless executes a dragon screw against U2Tigers.
Headless executes a lung blower against U2Tigers.
Headless performs a bodyslam against U2Tigers.
Headless uses a kick to the midsection on U2Tigers.
Headless goes for a fireman's carry neckbreaker, but U2Tigers slides down his back.
U2Tigers executes a back suplex against Headless.
serial_thrilla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla hit Headless with a double front-layout suplex.
serial_thrilla performs a draping DDT against Headless.
serial_thrilla has the crowd going wild.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers goes for a backbreaker, but Headless counters it with an elbowsmash.
Headless uses a bodyslam on U2Tigers.
Headless goes for a dropkick, but U2Tigers steps out of the way.
U2Tigers uses a flapjack on Headless.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers executes a release German suplex against Headless.
serial_thrilla enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla whip Headless into the ropes.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla hit Headless with a double dropkick.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla whip Headless into the ropes.
They hit Headless with a double kick to the midsection.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers hits a dropkick on Headless.
U2Tigers uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Headless.
U2Tigers performs a flying cross body press against Headless.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers tries a fisherman suplex, but Headless counters it with a vertical suplex.
The crowd is behind Headless all the way.
Headless punches U2Tigers.
Headless kicks U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits Headless.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for U2Tigers.
Headless hits U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits Headless.
U2Tigers kicks Headless.
U2Tigers punches Headless.
Headless kicks U2Tigers.
The chants for Headless are deafening.
Headless uses a dragon screw on U2Tigers.
Headless hits a jawbreaker on U2Tigers.
Headless whips U2Tigers into the ropes, but U2Tigers reverses it.
Headless uses a swinging neckbreaker on U2Tigers.
Headless goes for a dropkick to the knee, but U2Tigers steps out of the way.
U2Tigers whips Headless into the ropes, but Headless reverses it.
Headless hits U2Tigers with a kick.
Headless goes for a superkick, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers attempts a dropkick, but Headless steps out of the way.
Headless works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Headless all the way.
Headless tags out to cooney.
cooney performs a chop against U2Tigers.
cooney hits a low blow on U2Tigers.
cooney hits a back suplex on U2Tigers.
cooney hits a facerake on U2Tigers.
cooney whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers performs a spinning headscissors against cooney.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit cooney with a double hiptoss.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla sets up cooney on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla launches cooney across the ring with a superplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
serial_thrilla executes a flying dropkick against cooney.
cooney begs off.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails cooney with a flying forearm.
The crowd is going crazy.
serial_thrilla throws cooney out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, cooney reenters the ring.

 

[damicky]

They lock up.
Braklet goes for a dropkick, but Damicky steps out of the way.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
Damicky catches Braklet in an abdominal stretch.
Braklet is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Braklet tries to escape the hold.
Braklet is inching his way towards the ropes.
Damicky lets go after 14 seconds.
Damicky chops Braklet.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky hits Braklet.
Damicky executes a vertical suplex against Braklet.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Damicky puts Braklet in an armbar submission.
Braklet is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Braklet manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 12 seconds.
okeydoke7 uses a vertical suplex on Braklet.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Braklet uses a kneelift on okeydoke7.
Braklet performs a facerake against okeydoke7.
Braklet uses a back suplex on okeydoke7.
Braklet whips okeydoke7 into the turnbuckle, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
okeydoke7 kicks Braklet.
okeydoke7 chops Braklet.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 chops Braklet.
Damicky goes for a powerslam, but Braklet counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Braklet uses a Gory lock faceslam on Damicky.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Braklet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
Damicky attempts to place Braklet on the turnbuckle, but Braklet blocks it.
Damicky hits a slap on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Damicky throws Braklet into the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.
Damicky chops Braklet.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky kicks Braklet.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Braklet kicks Damicky.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Braklet chops Damicky.
Braklet tries a hiptoss, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky attempts a clothesline, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet attempts a reverse neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a backward kick.
Damicky locks Braklet in an armbar submission.
okeydoke7 makes the save.
Braklet chops Damicky.
Damicky chops Braklet.
Braklet hits Damicky.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Damicky punches Braklet.
Damicky whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet hits a leg lariat on Damicky.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard trips okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 executes a snap mare against Damicky.
okeydoke7 performs a dropkick against Damicky.
okeydoke7 catches Damicky in a sleeperhold.
Damicky is struggling to reach the ropes.
Damicky grabs the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds.
okeydoke7 whips Damicky into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits a Hotshot on Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 executes a Burning Hammer against Damicky.
okeydoke7 executes a kick to the head against Damicky.
okeydoke7 is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
okeydoke7 tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky places okeydoke7 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky uses a belly-to-back superplex on okeydoke7.
Damicky catches okeydoke7 in an armbar submission.
Damicky lets go after 12 seconds.
Damicky goes for a headbutt, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 uses a knee to the face on Damicky.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Damicky on the turnbuckle, but Damicky blocks it.
okeydoke7 punches Damicky.
okeydoke7 kicks Damicky.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
okeydoke7 chops Damicky.
okeydoke7 tries a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky performs a choke slam against okeydoke7.
The crowd is behind Damicky all the way.
Damicky goes for a clothesline, but okeydoke7 ducks out of the way.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky out of the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls out under the bottom rope.
The Filth Wizard attacks okeydoke7 from behind.
Manangatang ejects The Filth Wizard from ringside.
Damicky sets up a table.
Damicky sets up okeydoke7 on the table.
Damicky tries to drive okeydoke7 through the table with the Cheese's Edge but he blocks it.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 tries a jumping front kick, but Damicky counters it with an inside cradle.
Damicky throws okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Damicky throws okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Damicky uses a kneelift on okeydoke7.
Damicky sets up okeydoke7 on the table.
Damicky executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Damicky whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Damicky goes for the Discus Punch, but okeydoke7 ducks out of the way.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but Damicky counters it with a backslide.
Damicky nails okeydoke7 with a choke slam.
Damicky performs a back suplex against okeydoke7.
Damicky climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 brings the table into the ring.
Manangatang is back on the job.
okeydoke7 hits Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 kicks Damicky.
okeydoke7 sets up Damicky on the table.
okeydoke7 executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table.
The table is broken in half.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Damicky takes okeydoke7 down with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard comes to ringside.
Damicky sets up okeydoke7 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky goes for a double underhook superplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
okeydoke7 performs a Burning Hammer against Damicky.
okeydoke7 is being booed out of the building.
okeydoke7 performs a forearm to the back against Damicky.
okeydoke7 attempts a Hotshot, but Damicky counters it with a lariat.
Damicky is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Damicky tries a back suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a go-behind.
okeydoke7 executes a jumping neckbreaker against Damicky.
okeydoke7 is being booed out of the building.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Damicky.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but Damicky counters it with a backslide.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
Damicky executes a headbutt against okeydoke7.
Damicky takes okeydoke7 down with a back suplex.
Damicky takes okeydoke7 down with a bodyslam.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with an elbow.
okeydoke7 hits Damicky with a kick.
okeydoke7 uses a kick to the midsection on Damicky.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but Damicky blocks it.
okeydoke7 throws Damicky into the turnbuckle, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky chops okeydoke7.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
okeydoke7 kicks Damicky.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
okeydoke7 chops Damicky.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a shoulderblock.
Damicky attempts a powerslam, but okeydoke7 counters it with a lariat.
okeydoke7 uses a Burning Hammer on Damicky.
okeydoke7 uses a knee to the face on Damicky.
okeydoke7 uses a slingshot on Damicky.
okeydoke7 attempts to place Damicky on the turnbuckle, but Damicky blocks it.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
okeydoke7 hits a knee to the face on Damicky.
okeydoke7 hits an elbowsmash on Damicky.
okeydoke7 performs an elbowsmash against Damicky.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Damicky.
The crowd is vociferously booing okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
okeydoke7 tries a Russian legsweep, but Damicky counters it with an elbowsmash.
Damicky executes an elbowsmash against okeydoke7.
Damicky attempts an armbar submission, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Damicky misses with a clothesline.
okeydoke7 nails Damicky with a swinging neckbreaker.
okeydoke7 attempts a Burning Hammer, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky nails okeydoke7 with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Damicky complains about a slow count.
Damicky tries a flying bulldog, but okeydoke7 steps out of the way.
The Filth Wizard grabs his sledgehammer.
okeydoke7 goes for the Thousandweight Kick, but The Filth Wizard hits him with the sledgehammer.
Braklet throws Damicky out of the ring.
Braklet jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Braklet performs a dropkick against Damicky.
Braklet whips Damicky into the guardrail.
Braklet hits a bulldog on Damicky.
Braklet climbs back into the ring.
Damicky rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Braklet goes for the Squid Clutch, but he can't do it.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:14:26
Sim Rating: *** 1/4



The Filth Wizard drags okeydoke7 onto the announce table.

The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on okeydoke7 into the announce table.

The table is broken in half.


I'm sure Filthy has his reasons, but I'm not sure why he's taking his frustrations out on okey.

Anyway, it seems that damicky has a date with Chipmunk in the not too distant future!

Chipmunk

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla performs a bodyslam against cooney.
cooney begs off.
serial_thrilla takes cooney down with a side slam.
serial_thrilla tries a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney tags out to Headless.
Headless and cooney whip serial_thrilla into the ropes.
They attempt to hit serial_thrilla with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
serial_thrilla has the crowd going wild.
cooney leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla executes a side slam against Headless.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Headless on the turnbuckle, but Headless blocks it.
serial_thrilla places Headless on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla attempts a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Headless
counters it with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Headless executes a dragon screw against serial_thrilla.
Headless executes a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Headless uses a diving flip piledriver on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
Headless is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
cooney enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
cooney hits a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
Headless attempts a Saito suplex, but serial_thrilla counters it with a go-behind.
Headless re-reverses it.
U2Tigers enters the ring and throws cooney out of the ring.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla takes Headless down with a Saito suplex.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
Headless goes for a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla sets up Headless on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla uses a superplex on Headless.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard cutter on Headless.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Headless.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Headless hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
Headless whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Headless uses a swinging neckbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Headless is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
Headless whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against Headless.
serial_thrilla attempts a powerslam, but Headless counters it with a high cross body.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Headless whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
Headless hits a chop on serial_thrilla.
Headless tags out to cooney.
Headless executes a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
cooney executes a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Headless uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
cooney catches serial_thrilla in a sleeperhold.
serial_thrilla is valiantly trying to break the hold.
serial_thrilla gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney tries a punch, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla performs a superkick against cooney.
U2Tigers takes cooney down with a German suplex.
Manangatang counts: One, shoulder up.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla hit cooney with a double front-layout suplex.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers goes for a jumping DDT, but cooney blocks it.
cooney hits a chop on U2Tigers.
cooney hits a chop on U2Tigers.
cooney catches U2Tigers in an abdominal stretch.
U2Tigers is struggling to reach the ropes.
U2Tigers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
U2Tigers manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 17 seconds.
cooney executes a punch against U2Tigers.
Headless enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
cooney and Headless whip U2Tigers into the ropes.
They hit U2Tigers with a double backdrop.
Headless leaves the ring.
cooney hits a bodyslam on U2Tigers.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on U2Tigers.
U2Tigers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
U2Tigers is struggling to reach the ropes.
U2Tigers tries to escape the hold.
U2Tigers tries to fight the pain.
U2Tigers is writhing in pain.
Manangatang tells U2Tigers to respond or he'll stop the fight.
U2Tigers nods.
Manangatang checks U2Tigers's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
U2Tigers fights his way out of the hold after 45 seconds.
U2Tigers launches cooney across the ring with a release German suplex.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers tries a flying cross body press, but cooney counters it with a powerslam.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
cooney tags out to Headless.
cooney attempts a dropkick, but U2Tigers steps out of the way.
cooney leaves the ring.
U2Tigers executes a jumping neck snap against Headless.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on Headless.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners of Phase One are serial_thrilla and U2tigers. Time of match: 0:18:53





Barrybran and Tonga Bob enter the ring...