Event SFAEW Season 38: Round 17 This Sunday!

[Ocha905]

This Sunday!



Batten down the hatches mateys, I have no clue why I'm using that line for announcing Round 16 of SFAEW!



Let's see what's on the card:




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After a few weeks off following his ill-fated IC Title challenge, damicky is back to take on Ocha905!




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Braklet's also back after a few weeks in the wilderness, and he's coming back in style! He'll be challenging for Falconista's Hardcore Championship in a Falls Count Anywhere Match!




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We haven't had a big faction vs faction brawl in a while, so let's set up this season's Anarchy in the Arena match!

Following his brutal attack on Chipmunk last weekend, Frothies Mcveigh has gathered his fellow Bang Bang Furie Gang buddies James Colorado, Orange crush and omgfridge to take out Chippy's Famiglia!

Can Dingster, MWPP, JoshWoodenSpoon and Test Tickle get revenge for their fallen rodent brother-in-arms?




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It's been brewing in the background for a while, but after last week's Trios Title bout, the simmering feud between ClarkeM and Elton Johns Wig is reaching fever pitch. Who'll make it out of their No Holds Barred match unscarred?




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Speaking of long-running feuds, BigChippa52's aggressive search for recognition from serial_thrilla is hitting new heights! Can Chippa and HARPSichord take the Tag Titles from Thrilla and U2tigers?




And in your main event of the week:




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tony's World Championship reign hangs in the balance.

His manager Millky95 has been brutalised by a mysterious biker.

cooney is on an upward swing in momentum that's been unrivalled in terms of fan support.

Can Il Capo escape with his title, or will the Monosyllabic Marvel score his maiden main event win?




Find out on Sunday.​

I thought losing to Raz was my final humiliation!

 

[Braklet]

Are you a Pirate?

Well, a certain kind of Pirate, so I hear...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW Round 16!




Kicking us off tonight:

serial_thrilla and U2tigers defend their Tag Team Championships against HARPSichord and BigChippa52!​

 

[U2tigers]

Took a week off Qooty to be ready to win this match tonight.

Time to destroy another 2 baddies.

 

[HARPSichord]

Here's your chance to **** serial_thrilla up, Chippa. Don't let us down. I've got the old, washed up bones of Bono covered.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 tries a back elbow, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip BigChippa52 into the ropes.
They hit BigChippa52 with a double kick to the midsection.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla attempts a vertical suplex, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 chops serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using BigChippa52 as target practice.
serial_thrilla kicks BigChippa52.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla executes a flying forearm against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla places BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a superplex on BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
U2Tigers climbs to the top turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 nails him in the stomach.
U2Tigers falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
BigChippa52 launches U2Tigers across the ring with a superplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with an elbow.
BigChippa52 goes for a clothesline, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on BigChippa52.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla takes BigChippa52 down with a bodyslam.
serial_thrilla puts BigChippa52 in a figure-four leglock.
BigChippa52 grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a draping DDT against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips BigChippa52 into the ropes.
BigChippa52 hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
BigChippa52 tags out to HARPSichord.
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord uses a huracanrana from the second rope on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a chop against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
U2Tigers enters the ring and lays out BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit HARPSichord with a double front-layout suplex.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla hits a Flatliner on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord executes a slap against U2Tigers.
HARPSichord tries a reverse neckbreaker, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers uses a fisherman suplex on HARPSichord.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits a jumping DDT on HARPSichord.
The crowd is behind U2Tigers all the way.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
U2Tigers throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
U2Tigers rolls out under the bottom rope.
U2Tigers performs a German suplex against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla comes over to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla uses a side slam on HARPSichord.
U2Tigers executes a flying cross body press against HARPSichord.
BigChippa52 comes over, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a springboard dropkick.
U2Tigers puts HARPSichord in an arm triangle.
Blacky counts: 1.
U2Tigers goes for a hiptoss, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord clears the announcers' table.
HARPSichord goes for a bodyslam, but U2Tigers counters it with a small package.
U2Tigers throws HARPSichord back into the ring.
U2Tigers whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
U2Tigers hits HARPSichord with a kick.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits U2Tigers with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord hits a jawbreaker on U2Tigers.
HARPSichord performs a basement dropkick against U2Tigers.
HARPSichord uses a kneelift on U2Tigers.
HARPSichord hits a lung blower on U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord tags out to BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
U2Tigers hits an enzuigiri on BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers gets an inverted scorpion deathlock on BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
BigChippa52 grabs the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
U2Tigers goes for a fisherman suplex, but BigChippa52 counters it with a vertical suplex.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a slidedown.
U2Tigers tries a release German suplex, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 executes a back elbow against U2Tigers.
BigChippa52 hits a back suplex on U2Tigers.
BigChippa52 executes a punch against U2Tigers.
HARPSichord enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla whip BigChippa52 into the ropes.
They hit BigChippa52 with a double fist to the midsection.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers nails BigChippa52 with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers attempts a kick to the head, but BigChippa52 ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
BigChippa52 demands that serial_thrilla recognise him.
serial_thrilla turns to U2Tigers and asks "Who is this guy".
BigChippa52 nails serial_thrilla with an elbow to the back of the head.
HARPSichord knocks U2Tigers off the ring apron.
BigChippa52 puts serial_thrilla in a chokehold.
Blacky warns BigChippa52 to let go.
Blacky counts: One, two, three, four.
Blacky counts: One, two, three, four.
Blacky counts: One, two, three, four.
Blacky calls for the disqualification.
BigChippa52 is not letting go.

The winners are serial_thrilla and U2tigers by disqualification. Time of match: 0:06:38
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


BigChippa52 refuses to let go of the chokehold.

serial_thrilla is rapidly losing consciousness.

Blacky tries to break up the hold, but he fails.

U2Tigers tries to enter the ring, but HARPSichord cuts him off.

BigChippa52 screams into serial_thrilla's ear.


BC52: RECOGNISE ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!


s_t: I...have...no...****ing...clue...who...you..are...


BigChippa52 smashes serial_thrilla's head into the turnbuckle.

BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.

serial_thrilla is out cold.

BigChippa52 continues to beat down serial_thrilla.


BC52: I SAID RECOGNISE ME!





Supersuns and thewizardmelon come to ringside.

Supersuns, thewizardmelon and HARPSichord drag BigChippa52 out of the ring, and escort him back up the ramp.

U2Tigers goes to check on serial_thrilla.

BigChippa52 continues to scream profanities as he's brought backstage.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

damicky faces Ocha905!​

 

[Ocha905]

Secondly:

damicky faces Ocha905!​

Oh no as if I couldn't be humiliated more!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Damicky tries an armbar submission, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 tries a powerslam, but Damicky counters it with a lariat.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky puts Ocha905 in a sleeperhold.
Ocha905 manages to grab the ropes after 10 seconds.
Damicky places Ocha905 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky attempts a double underhook superplex, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 tries a European uppercut, but Damicky counters it with a backslide.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Damicky attempts a flying bulldog, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 places Damicky on the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 launches Damicky across the ring with a superplex.
A fan at ringside badmouths Ocha905.
Ocha905 tries a superkick, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky sets up Ocha905 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky tries a double underhook superplex, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 whips Damicky into the ropes.
Damicky uses a clothesline on Ocha905.
Damicky sets up Ocha905 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky tries a double underhook superplex, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 throws Damicky off the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 goes for a vertical suplex, but Damicky reverses it.
Damicky punches Ocha905.
The chants for Damicky are deafening.
Damicky hits Ocha905.
Damicky chops Ocha905.
Damicky places Ocha905 on the turnbuckle.
Damicky launches Ocha905 across the ring with a belly-to-back superplex.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
Damicky chops Ocha905.
Damicky chops Ocha905.
Ocha905 punches Damicky.
A fan at ringside badmouths Ocha905.
Damicky punches Ocha905.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky kicks Ocha905.
Damicky hits Ocha905.
Damicky puts Ocha905 in an abdominal stretch.
Ocha905 is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ocha905 gets ahold of the ropes after 9 seconds.
Damicky executes a kneelift against Ocha905.
Damicky performs a slap against Ocha905.
Damicky tries a choke slam, but Ocha905 blocks it.
Ocha905 uses an elbowsmash on Damicky.
Ocha905 nails Damicky with a Gorilla Press.
Ocha905 is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Ocha905 runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 hits Damicky with a shoulderblock.
Ocha905 uses a vertical suplex on Damicky.
Ocha905 executes a European uppercut against Damicky.
Ocha905 uses a back suplex on Damicky.
Ocha905 attempts to place Damicky on the turnbuckle, but Damicky blocks it.
Ocha905 whips Damicky into the ropes.
Ocha905 executes a Gorilla Press against Damicky.
Ocha905 further incites the crowd.
Ocha905 performs a chop against Damicky.
Ocha905 hits a waistlock takedown on Damicky.
Ocha905 tries a kick to the head, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
Damicky gives the sign for the Cheese's Edge.
Damicky executes the Cheese's Edge on Ocha905.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Damicky.

The winner is damicky. Time of match: 0:04:38
Sim Rating: ***


Damicky is handed a microphone.


D: I've been through a lot in the last 5 months. It all started when my now ex-tag partner turned on me...at last season's SweetaMania.

I need to erase that moment as being my SweetaMania legacy.

Now there's a big match in three weeks time where the winner gets a guaranteed good time at the Showcase of the Mortals, and I fully intend on winning it.

I'm declaring myself as the first entry into the Season 38 Royal Rumble!





okeydoke7 comes to ringside.


OKD7: Hold your horses there big rat...LEMME TALK TO YA!

If there's one wrestler who'll be winning the Rumble, it's going to be...

...Mister...

...Eleven...

...HUNDR-





Before okeydoke7 can finish, The Filth Wizard arrives on the entrance ramp and interrupts him.


TFW: Well then okey...if you're jumping into the Rumble, then I might have to enter it myself.

I plan on surveying your every move, watching as you inexplicably eliminate everyone else in the ring...and just when you think that you're the last one standing-


okeydoke7 knocks the microphone out of The Filth Wizard's hand.


OKD7: ...Don't count on it Filthy. You and I both know that I'll be waiting for the hit...but you'll be the one flying over the top rope!

YEAH!


The crowd are on their feet cheering for okeydoke7.

The Filth Wizard scowls.

 

[serial_thrilla]

They lock up.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 tries a back elbow, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
HARPSichord enters the ring, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers whip BigChippa52 into the ropes.
They hit BigChippa52 with a double kick to the midsection.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla attempts a vertical suplex, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 chops serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using BigChippa52 as target practice.
serial_thrilla kicks BigChippa52.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla executes a flying forearm against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla places BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a superplex on BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
U2Tigers climbs to the top turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 nails him in the stomach.
U2Tigers falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
BigChippa52 launches U2Tigers across the ring with a superplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with an elbow.
BigChippa52 goes for a clothesline, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on BigChippa52.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla takes BigChippa52 down with a bodyslam.
serial_thrilla puts BigChippa52 in a figure-four leglock.
BigChippa52 grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a draping DDT against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips BigChippa52 into the ropes.
BigChippa52 hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
BigChippa52 tags out to HARPSichord.
HARPSichord whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
HARPSichord uses a huracanrana from the second rope on serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
HARPSichord executes a chop against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
U2Tigers enters the ring and lays out BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla and U2Tigers hit HARPSichord with a double front-layout suplex.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla tags out to U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla hits a Flatliner on HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
HARPSichord executes a slap against U2Tigers.
HARPSichord tries a reverse neckbreaker, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers uses a fisherman suplex on HARPSichord.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits a jumping DDT on HARPSichord.
The crowd is behind U2Tigers all the way.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
U2Tigers throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
U2Tigers rolls out under the bottom rope.
U2Tigers performs a German suplex against HARPSichord.
serial_thrilla comes over to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla uses a side slam on HARPSichord.
U2Tigers executes a flying cross body press against HARPSichord.
BigChippa52 comes over, but gets cut off.
serial_thrilla nails HARPSichord with a springboard dropkick.
U2Tigers puts HARPSichord in an arm triangle.
Blacky counts: 1.
U2Tigers goes for a hiptoss, but HARPSichord blocks it.
HARPSichord clears the announcers' table.
HARPSichord goes for a bodyslam, but U2Tigers counters it with a small package.
U2Tigers throws HARPSichord back into the ring.
U2Tigers whips HARPSichord into the ropes, but HARPSichord reverses it.
U2Tigers hits HARPSichord with a kick.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers whips HARPSichord into the ropes.
HARPSichord hits U2Tigers with a shoulderblock.
HARPSichord hits a jawbreaker on U2Tigers.
HARPSichord performs a basement dropkick against U2Tigers.
HARPSichord uses a kneelift on U2Tigers.
HARPSichord hits a lung blower on U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using HARPSichord as target practice.
HARPSichord tags out to BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
U2Tigers hits an enzuigiri on BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers gets an inverted scorpion deathlock on BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
BigChippa52 grabs the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
U2Tigers goes for a fisherman suplex, but BigChippa52 counters it with a vertical suplex.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a slidedown.
U2Tigers tries a release German suplex, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 executes a back elbow against U2Tigers.
BigChippa52 hits a back suplex on U2Tigers.
BigChippa52 executes a punch against U2Tigers.
HARPSichord enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
serial_thrilla enters the ring and throws HARPSichord out of the ring.
U2Tigers and serial_thrilla whip BigChippa52 into the ropes.
They hit BigChippa52 with a double fist to the midsection.
serial_thrilla leaves the ring.
U2Tigers nails BigChippa52 with a powerslam.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers tags out to serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers attempts a kick to the head, but BigChippa52 ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers leaves the ring.
BigChippa52 demands that serial_thrilla recognise him.
serial_thrilla turns to U2Tigers and asks "Who is this guy".
BigChippa52 nails serial_thrilla with an elbow to the back of the head.
HARPSichord knocks U2Tigers off the ring apron.
BigChippa52 puts serial_thrilla in a chokehold.
Blacky warns BigChippa52 to let go.
Blacky counts: One, two, three, four.
Blacky counts: One, two, three, four.
Blacky counts: One, two, three, four.
Blacky calls for the disqualification.
BigChippa52 is not letting go.

The winners are serial_thrilla and U2tigers by disqualification. Time of match: 0:06:38
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


BigChippa52 refuses to let go of the chokehold.

serial_thrilla is rapidly losing consciousness.

Blacky tries to break up the hold, but he fails.

U2Tigers tries to enter the ring, but HARPSichord cuts him off.

BigChippa52 screams into serial_thrilla's ear.


BC52: RECOGNISE ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!


s_t: I...have...no...****ing...clue...who...you..are...


BigChippa52 smashes serial_thrilla's head into the turnbuckle.

BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on serial_thrilla.

serial_thrilla is out cold.

BigChippa52 continues to beat down serial_thrilla.


BC52: I SAID RECOGNISE ME!





Supersuns and thewizardmelon come to ringside.

Supersuns, thewizardmelon and HARPSichord drag BigChippa52 out of the ring, and escort him back up the ramp.

U2Tigers goes to check on serial_thrilla.

BigChippa52 continues to scream profanities as he's brought backstage.

U2tigers I appear to have fainted in the ring. My bad. We seem to have retained our titles though, so all good.

Did HARPSichord and his mystery partner ever rock up?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

Falconista defends his Hardcore Championship against Braklet in a Falls Count Anywhere match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Falconista goes for a Russian legsweep, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet executes a superkick against Falconista.
Braklet goes for a headbutt, but Falconista blocks it.
King Tenz comes to ringside.
Falconista whips Braklet into the turnbuckle, but Braklet reverses it.
Falconista comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Braklet tries a sleeperhold, but Falconista counters it with a go-behind.
Falconista goes for a roundhouse kick, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet executes a facerake against Falconista.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Falconista.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on Falconista.
Braklet tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Falconista counters it with a side suplex.
The chants for Falconista are deafening.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes.
Falconista misses with an elbow.
Braklet hits Falconista with a clothesline.
Braklet whips Falconista into the ropes.
Falconista hits Braklet with a kick.
Falconista uses a hammerlock lariat on Braklet.
Falconista executes a backbreaker against Braklet.
Falconista executes a swinging neckbreaker against Braklet.
Falconista attempts to place Braklet on the turnbuckle, but Braklet blocks it.
Falconista nails Braklet with a double underhook backbreaker.
Falconista hits an elbowsmash on Braklet.
Falconista throws Braklet out of the ring.
Falconista goes for a tope, but Braklet moves out of the way.
Braklet runs Falconista into the ringsteps.
King Tenz hands Braklet the Admin's Desk.
Braklet hits him with the Desk.
Braklet covers Falconista.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet throws Falconista back into the ring.
Braklet brings the the Desk into the ring.
Falconista punches Braklet.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista kicks Braklet.
Braklet kicks Falconista.
Falconista punches Braklet.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista kicks Braklet.
The crowd is giving Falconista a standing ovation.
Falconista nails Braklet with a piledriver.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes.
Falconista misses with a shoulderblock.
Falconista hits Braklet with a kick.
Falconista attempts a backbreaker, but Braklet counters it with a facerake.
Braklet hits him with the Desk.
Braklet performs a hiptoss against Falconista.
Braklet works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet hits a chop on Falconista.
Braklet performs a bodyslam against Falconista.
Braklet works the crowd.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Braklet throws Falconista out of the ring.
Falconista hangs on to the top rope.
Falconista pulls himself back in.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Falconista with a kick.
Braklet executes a kneelift against Falconista.
Braklet hits a facerake on Falconista.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Falconista.
Braklet whips Falconista into the ropes.
Braklet hits a bodyslam on Falconista.
Braklet covers Falconista.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet attempts an elbowdrop, but Falconista moves out of the way.
Falconista uses a dropkick on Braklet.
Falconista uses a dropkick on Braklet.
Falconista executes a hammerlock lariat against Braklet.
Falconista performs a snap mare against Braklet.
Falconista performs a spinning mule kick against Braklet.
Falconista uses a springboard lariat on Braklet.
Falconista uses a double underhook backbreaker on Braklet.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits Falconista with a kick.
Braklet rams him into the Admin's Desk.
The Desk is broken in half.
Braklet uses a facerake on Falconista.
Braklet goes for a DDT, but Falconista counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Falconista complains about a slow count.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Falconista.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Falconista performs a kick to the thigh against Braklet.
Falconista uses a swinging neckbreaker on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Falconista nails Braklet with a roundhouse kick.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet hits Falconista with a clothesline.
Falconista falls out of the ring.
Braklet goes through the ropes.
Braklet shoves Falconista into the guardrail.
Braklet executes a flapjack against Falconista.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet throws Falconista into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet is handed a Chain.
Braklet hits him with the Chain.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet whips Falconista into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet hits him with the Chain.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Tenz picks up the ring steps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Tenz hits Falconista with the ring steps.
Braklet hits a small package on Falconista.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:08:01
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Braklet and King Tenz celebrate with the SFAEW Hardcore Championship on the entrance ramp.





DemurePrincess confronts Braklet at the top of the entrance ramp.

DemurePrincess tries to grab the SFAEW Hardcore Championship, but Braklet dodges.

DemurePrincess goes for a lariat, but Braklet pulls King Tenz in front of him.

King Tenz falls off the stage.

Braklet scampers backstage as Demure Princess flexes on the ramp.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

ClarkeM and Elton Johns Wig clash in a No Holds Barred match!​

 

[DemurePrincess]

They lock up.
Falconista goes for a Russian legsweep, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet executes a superkick against Falconista.
Braklet goes for a headbutt, but Falconista blocks it.
King Tenz comes to ringside.
Falconista whips Braklet into the turnbuckle, but Braklet reverses it.
Falconista comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Braklet tries a sleeperhold, but Falconista counters it with a go-behind.
Falconista goes for a roundhouse kick, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet executes a facerake against Falconista.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Falconista.
Braklet uses a jawbreaker on Falconista.
Braklet tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Falconista counters it with a side suplex.
The chants for Falconista are deafening.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes.
Falconista misses with an elbow.
Braklet hits Falconista with a clothesline.
Braklet whips Falconista into the ropes.
Falconista hits Braklet with a kick.
Falconista uses a hammerlock lariat on Braklet.
Falconista executes a backbreaker against Braklet.
Falconista executes a swinging neckbreaker against Braklet.
Falconista attempts to place Braklet on the turnbuckle, but Braklet blocks it.
Falconista nails Braklet with a double underhook backbreaker.
Falconista hits an elbowsmash on Braklet.
Falconista throws Braklet out of the ring.
Falconista goes for a tope, but Braklet moves out of the way.
Braklet runs Falconista into the ringsteps.
King Tenz hands Braklet the Admin's Desk.
Braklet hits him with the Desk.
Braklet covers Falconista.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet throws Falconista back into the ring.
Braklet brings the the Desk into the ring.
Falconista punches Braklet.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista kicks Braklet.
Braklet kicks Falconista.
Falconista punches Braklet.
The crowd is behind Falconista all the way.
Falconista kicks Braklet.
The crowd is giving Falconista a standing ovation.
Falconista nails Braklet with a piledriver.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes.
Falconista misses with a shoulderblock.
Falconista hits Braklet with a kick.
Falconista attempts a backbreaker, but Braklet counters it with a facerake.
Braklet hits him with the Desk.
Braklet performs a hiptoss against Falconista.
Braklet works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet hits a chop on Falconista.
Braklet performs a bodyslam against Falconista.
Braklet works the crowd.
Braklet further incites the crowd.
Braklet throws Falconista out of the ring.
Falconista hangs on to the top rope.
Falconista pulls himself back in.
Falconista runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Falconista with a kick.
Braklet executes a kneelift against Falconista.
Braklet hits a facerake on Falconista.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Falconista.
Braklet whips Falconista into the ropes.
Braklet hits a bodyslam on Falconista.
Braklet covers Falconista.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet attempts an elbowdrop, but Falconista moves out of the way.
Falconista uses a dropkick on Braklet.
Falconista uses a dropkick on Braklet.
Falconista executes a hammerlock lariat against Braklet.
Falconista performs a snap mare against Braklet.
Falconista performs a spinning mule kick against Braklet.
Falconista uses a springboard lariat on Braklet.
Falconista uses a double underhook backbreaker on Braklet.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits Falconista with a kick.
Braklet rams him into the Admin's Desk.
The Desk is broken in half.
Braklet uses a facerake on Falconista.
Braklet goes for a DDT, but Falconista counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Falconista complains about a slow count.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Falconista.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Falconista performs a kick to the thigh against Braklet.
Falconista uses a swinging neckbreaker on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Falconista nails Braklet with a roundhouse kick.
Falconista whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet hits Falconista with a clothesline.
Falconista falls out of the ring.
Braklet goes through the ropes.
Braklet shoves Falconista into the guardrail.
Braklet executes a flapjack against Falconista.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet throws Falconista into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet is handed a Chain.
Braklet hits him with the Chain.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Braklet whips Falconista into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet hits him with the Chain.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Tenz picks up the ring steps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
King Tenz hits Falconista with the ring steps.
Braklet hits a small package on Falconista.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
Braklet is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winner is Braklet. Time of match: 0:08:01
Sim Rating: ** 3/4


Braklet and King Tenz celebrate with the SFAEW Hardcore Championship on the entrance ramp.





DemurePrincess confronts Braklet at the top of the entrance ramp.

DemurePrincess tries to grab the SFAEW Hardcore Championship, but Braklet dodges.

DemurePrincess goes for a lariat, but Braklet pulls King Tenz in front of him.

King Tenz falls off the stage.

Braklet scampers backstage as Demure Princess flexes on the ramp.

Ya pussy Braklet Flex this!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
ClarkeM takes Elton John's Wig down with a bodyslam.
ClarkeM slowly goes to the outside.
He returns with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM chokes him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig performs a kick to the midsection against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against ClarkeM.



TheInjuryFactory comes to ringside.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig further incites the crowd.
ClarkeM hits Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM chops Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM has the crowd going wild.
ClarkeM hits Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM hits him with the Trophy.
ClarkeM hits him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Elton John's Wig rolls out of the way.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt, but ClarkeM blocks it.
ClarkeM punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going crazy.
Elton John's Wig kicks ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig further incites the crowd.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against ClarkeM.



BigChippa52 storms to ringside.
Elton John's Wig takes ClarkeM down with a back suplex.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but ClarkeM reverses it.
ClarkeM executes a jab against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM uses a punch on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM hits him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM runs into the ropes.
ClarkeM misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a kick.
Elton John's Wig locks ClarkeM in a choke against the ropes.
ClarkeM inches his way towards the ropes after 9 seconds.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
ClarkeM misses with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig attempts a double arm DDT, but ClarkeM counters it with a kneelift.
ClarkeM whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but ClarkeM counters it with a side suplex.
ClarkeM attempts a backspin DDT, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
In turn, ClarkeM counters it with a facerake.
ClarkeM executes a Russian legsweep against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM puts Elton John's Wig in a Boston crab.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after holding out for 6 seconds.
ClarkeM hits him with the Trophy.
ClarkeM uses the Olympic slam on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
ClarkeM hits a clothesline on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM attempts a vertical suplex, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
In turn, ClarkeM counters it with a slidedown.
ClarkeM stabs him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM attempts a Russian legsweep, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.
ClarkeM kicks Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
ClarkeM misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a shoulderblock.
BigChippa52 throws ClarkeM Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM hits Elton John's Wig with it and goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
ClarkeM takes a swing at Elton John's Wig with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
Elton John's Wig snatches the Trophy from him.
Elton John's Wig takes a swing at ClarkeM with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
ClarkeM snatches the Trophy from him.
ClarkeM hits him with the Trophy.
The chants for ClarkeM are deafening.
ClarkeM gives the sign for the Coast to Coast.
ClarkeM executes the Coast to Coast on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
ClarkeM performs a shooting star press against Elton John's Wig.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
ClarkeM uses a spear on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM works the crowd.
ClarkeM performs a bodyslam against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM tries a clothesline, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Hotshot, but ClarkeM counters it with a Thesz press.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
ClarkeM gets a Boston crab on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to reach the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries to escape the hold.
Elton John's Wig grabs the ropes after 15 seconds.
ClarkeM whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig knocks down Mike Uppet.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
Mike Uppet crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
Elton John's Wig performs a ropeburn against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig chops ClarkeM.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits an armbreaker on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig tries a back suplex, but ClarkeM blocks it.
ClarkeM chokes him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM tries a jab, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a facerake against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig uses a swinging neckbreaker on ClarkeM.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig uses a kneelift on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig sends ClarkeM into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig executes a swinging neckbreaker against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig hits a legdrop on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig tries a headbutt, but ClarkeM blocks it.
ClarkeM punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
ClarkeM chops Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM performs a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM hits him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM runs into the ropes.
ClarkeM nails Elton John's Wig with a spear.
The crowd is giving ClarkeM a standing ovation.
ClarkeM stabs him with Beez Trophy.
ClarkeM gives the sign for the Coast to Coast.
ClarkeM executes the Coast to Coast on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.

 

[Raz]

been fun watching from the crowd .

 

[PhenomenalV1]

ClarkeM executes a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM uses a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM catches Elton John's Wig in a Boston crab.
Elton John's Wig breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Elton John's Wig tries a vertical suplex, but ClarkeM counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
ClarkeM performs a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM takes a swing at Elton John's Wig with the Trophy, but he gets out of the way.
Elton John's Wig snatches the Trophy from him.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the Trophy.
Mike Uppet throws the Trophy out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig charges in with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits a piledriver on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig goes for a back suplex, but ClarkeM flips over.
ClarkeM attempts a jab, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig uses a kick to the midsection on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig tries a faceslam, but ClarkeM blocks it.
ClarkeM runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig puts ClarkeM in a chokehold.
ClarkeM manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Elton John's Wig performs a ropeburn against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig executes an elbowsmash against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig uses a double arm DDT on ClarkeM.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig locks ClarkeM in a choke against the ropes.
ClarkeM makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig hits a bodyslam on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig covers ClarkeM.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig tries a chokehold, but ClarkeM counters it with a kick to the midsection.
ClarkeM tries a Russian legsweep, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig hits a facerake on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig performs a kneedrop against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig throws ClarkeM out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig rolls out under the bottom rope.
Elton John's Wig performs a double arm DDT against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig hits a facerake on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig is handed a frying pan.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the frying pan.
Numerous fans are using Elton John's Wig as target practice.
Elton John's Wig chokes him with a frying pan.
Elton John's Wig attempts a kneedrop, but ClarkeM moves out of the way.
ClarkeM uses the Olympic slam on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM hits an elbowdrop on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM performs a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM tries a DDT, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig is handed a road sign.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the road sign.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the road sign.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the road sign.
Elton John's Wig throws ClarkeM into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig performs a legdrop against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig throws ClarkeM back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on ClarkeM.
Mike Uppet tells ClarkeM to respond or he'll stop the fight.
ClarkeM nods.
Mike Uppet checks ClarkeM's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
ClarkeM fights his way out of the hold after 20 seconds.
ClarkeM throws Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle.
ClarkeM hits a punch on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM uses a fist to the midsection on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM executes a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
ClarkeM hits a flying lariat on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM executes the Coast to Coast on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
ClarkeM executes a jumping elbow thrust against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
ClarkeM whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig goes for the Mandible Claw, but ClarkeM blocks it.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.
ClarkeM kicks Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving ClarkeM a standing ovation.
Elton John's Wig punches ClarkeM.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig chops ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig chops ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the ropes.
ClarkeM performs a clothesline against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
ClarkeM performs a clothesline against Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM uses a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
ClarkeM whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a kick.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig executes an armbreaker against ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig whips ClarkeM into the turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig uses a ropeburn on ClarkeM.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig hits ClarkeM with a kick.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a kick.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
ClarkeM hits an armdrag takedown on Elton John's Wig.
ClarkeM hits the Olympic slam on Elton John's Wig.
BigChippa52 rolls into the ring.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Elton John's Wig.
The Injury Factory runs into the ring, but BigChippa52 nails him with a clothesline.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on The Injury Factory.



serial_thrilla sprints down the entrance ramp.
BigChippa52 rolls out of the ring.
serial_thrilla and BigChippa52 start violently brawling into the crowd.
ClarkeM sets himself up on the top turnbuckle.
ClarkeM makes the sign for the Coast to Coast.



ClarkeM looks around furiously.
PhenomenalV1 emerges from under the ring.
PhenomenalV1 knocks ClarkeM off the top turnbuckle.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on ClarkeM.
ClarkeM is struggling to reach the ropes.
ClarkeM is inching his way towards the ropes.
ClarkeM tries to fight the pain.
ClarkeM submits after 13 seconds.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:17:46
Sim Rating: ****


PhenomenalV1 and Elton John's Wig shake hands in the ring.

Elton John's Wig helps The Injury Factory to his feet.





Shaun Freakin' Duggan comes down to ringside.

The Freakin' Wig Factory celebrate, and head back up the ramp.

PhenomenalV1 applauds them from the ring.





PhenomenalV1 is jumped by Gralin, thewizardmelon, Supersuns, HARPSichord and Falconista.

ClarkeM picks himself up off the mat, and barks orders at the Enforcement.

The Enforcement handcuff PhenomenalV1 to the ring ropes.

ClarkeM is handed a microphone.


CM: Now listen well, Commissioner, because I'm only going to say this once.

Time and time again you've interfered in our matches, and our matches alone. It's pretty transparent that you're obstructing any and all real justice that I'm trying to bring to this company!


PhenomenalV1 snorts, and looks ClarkeM in the eye.


PV1: "Real Justice"?! C'mon Clarkey, I realised pretty early on that you're only here because that stint as admin gave you a lust for power! You're not even "enforcing" the rules anymore!

I guess that old acronym was right: All ClarkeM's Are Bastards!


Gralin, TheWizardMelon, Falconista and SuperSuns rush PhenomenalV1.

They beat him until he's on the verge of passing out.

ClarkeM leans down next to PhenomenalV1.


CM: I'm going to make you eat those words, mark that down.

But...before I do, I'd like to propose a little mutual challenge.

Next week, you must best a member of my Enforcement in combat.

If you win that match, either you or a proxy will be allowed to face me one-on-one.

Is that clear, Commissioner?


PhenomenalV1 woozily mulls it over, before nodding.

ClarkeM nods back.


CM: Good. Have fun facing your old chief of security next week.


Gralin knocks out PhenomenalV1 with a spanner.

The Enforcement leave ringside.

 

[U2tigers]

Some pretty crap match ratings tonight.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:

Frothies Mcveigh, James Colorado, omgfridge and Orange crush face off with Dingster, MWPP, JoshWoodenSpoon and Test Tickle in the Season 38 Anarchy in the Arena match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
MWPP throws omgfridge out of the ring.
MWPP goes outside.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush comes over, but gets cut off.
Test Tickle hits a dropkick on omgfridge.
MWPP hits an inside cradle on omgfridge.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
MWPP is handed a road sign.
MWPP hits him with the road sign.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush comes over and lays out Test Tickle.
Orange Crush nails MWPP with an Asai moonsault.
omgfridge uses a flying dropkick on MWPP.
The crowd is really behind omgfridge.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
omgfridge throws MWPP over the guardrail.
omgfridge uses a double underhook piledriver on MWPP.
Orange Crush comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush executes a jumping knee strike against MWPP.
omgfridge goes for a release German suplex, but MWPP counters it with a go-behind.
They're brawling down the aisle.
MWPP performs a monkey flip against omgfridge.
MWPP works the crowd.
There are lots of chants for MWPP.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush comes over, but gets cut off.
MWPP and Test Tickle hit omgfridge with a double elbowsmash.
Test Tickle uses a kick to the head on omgfridge.
MWPP attempts an inside cradle, but omgfridge blocks it.
omgfridge tries a release German suplex, but MWPP blocks it.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush comes over, but gets cut off.
Test Tickle uses a dropkick on omgfridge.
MWPP tries a rolling reverse cradle, but omgfridge counters it with an elbowsmash.
omgfridge is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge complains about a slow count.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
omgfridge uses an open-handed chop on MWPP.
omgfridge goes for the Time Bomb, but MWPP counters it with a slidedown.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP tries a bodyslam, but omgfridge counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Orange Crush comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush goes for a leg lariat, but MWPP ducks out of the way.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle goes for a lariat, but omgfridge blocks it.
Orange Crush uses an inside cradle on Test Tickle.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Orange Crush hits a snap mare on Test Tickle.
Orange Crush works the crowd.
The crowd is really behind Orange Crush.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP comes over and lays out omgfridge.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Test Tickle executes a chop against Orange Crush.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
omgfridge nails Test Tickle with a superkick.
Orange Crush executes an inside cradle against Test Tickle.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Orange Crush is handed Admin's Desk.
Orange Crush hits him with the Desk.
The crowd is really behind Orange Crush.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Orange Crush tries a step-up headscissors, but Test Tickle throws him off.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over, but gets cut off.
omgfridge gets back up and lays out MWPP.
omgfridge performs a lariat against Test Tickle.
Orange Crush performs an inside cradle against Test Tickle.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge goes for a superkick, but Test Tickle counters it with a legsweep.
Test Tickle covers Orange Crush.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Test Tickle uses a jumping DDT on Orange Crush.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Test Tickle throws Orange Crush down to the first floor.
Test Tickle is being booed out of the building.
Test Tickle descends the stairs.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Test Tickle works the crowd.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Test Tickle hits a brain buster on Orange Crush.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
There are lots of chants for omgfridge.
omgfridge nails Test Tickle with a superkick.
Orange Crush performs an enzuigiri against Test Tickle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush and omgfridge hit Test Tickle with a double elbowsmash.
Orange Crush is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Orange Crush complains about a slow count.
Test Tickle performs a short lariat against Orange Crush.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Test Tickle works the crowd.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Test Tickle throws Orange Crush over the guardrail.
Test Tickle hits a short lariat on Orange Crush.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
Orange Crush and omgfridge hit Test Tickle with a double superkick.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Orange Crush throws Test Tickle over the guardrail.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge hits a superkick on Test Tickle.
Orange Crush tries an enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle throws Orange Crush into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Test Tickle throws Orange Crush over the guardrail.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over, but gets cut off.
omgfridge gets back up and lays out MWPP.
omgfridge goes for a superkick, but Test Tickle ducks out of the way.
Test Tickle goes for a kick to the head, but Orange Crush ducks out of the way.
Orange Crush flings Test Tickle over a row of chairs.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge nails Test Tickle with a lariat.
Orange Crush uses an inside cradle on Test Tickle.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Orange Crush hits him with the Desk.
The crowd is really behind Orange Crush.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Orange Crush hits him with the Desk.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Orange Crush executes a superkick against Test Tickle.
Orange Crush uses a swinging DDT on Test Tickle.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge nails Test Tickle with a lariat.
Orange Crush tries an enzuigiri, but Test Tickle steps out of the way.
Test Tickle is handed the ring bell.
Test Tickle hits him with the ring bell.
Test Tickle is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Test Tickle shoves Chief.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They're brawling up the aisle.
Dingster goes for a facerake, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh whips Dingster into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge nails Dingster with a superkick.
Frothies McVeigh performs an enzuigiri against Dingster.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Tornado DDT on Dingster on the concrete floor.
There are lots of chants for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge executes a lariat against Dingster.
Frothies McVeigh nails Dingster with an enzuigiri.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP comes over and lays out omgfridge.
Dingster and MWPP hit Frothies McVeigh with a double elbowsmash.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
Frothies McVeigh and omgfridge hit Dingster with a double bodyslam.
Frothies McVeigh goes for the Tornado DDT, but Dingster counters it with a throw-off.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Dingster takes Frothies McVeigh down with a tiger suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
The chants for omgfridge are deafening.
omgfridge performs a superkick against Dingster.
Frothies McVeigh goes for an enzuigiri, but Dingster steps out of the way.
Dingster grabs a chair.
Dingster takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Dingster nails Frothies McVeigh with a jumping DDT.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dingster is handed a keyboard.
Dingster hits him with the keyboard.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Dingster executes an eye gouge against Frothies McVeigh.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
omgfridge tries a superkick, but Dingster ducks out of the way.
Dingster hits him with a keyboard.
The keyboard is broken in half.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dingster and MWPP hit Frothies McVeigh with a double elbowsmash.
Dingster is handed a keyboard.
Dingster hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dingster and MWPP hit Frothies McVeigh with a double bodyslam.
Dingster hits him with the keyboard.
Dingster hits him with a keyboard.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Dingster hits a facerake on Frothies McVeigh.
Dingster hits him with the keyboard.
Dingster goes for a lariat, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Chief checks Dingster's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Dingster fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They're brawling in mid-arena.
Orange Crush nails Test Tickle with a swinging DDT.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge attempts a lariat, but Test Tickle counters it with a crucifix.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
MWPP hits a rolling reverse cradle on omgfridge.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
MWPP complains about a slow count.
They're brawling down the aisle.
MWPP uses the Michinoku Driver on omgfridge.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
omgfridge goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but MWPP counters it with an electric chair drop.
The crowd is going crazy.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
omgfridge attempts a bodyslam, but MWPP blocks it.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP and Test Tickle hit omgfridge with a double bodyslam.
Test Tickle hits a dropkick on omgfridge.
MWPP goes for a back suplex, but omgfridge flips over.
omgfridge performs a reverse Frankensteiner against MWPP.
They're brawling up the aisle.
omgfridge flings MWPP over a row of chairs.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
omgfridge goes for a reverse Frankensteiner, but MWPP counters it with an electric chair drop.
MWPP has the crowd going wild.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
MWPP is handed the ring bell.
MWPP hits him with the ring bell.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
MWPP uses a slap on omgfridge.
MWPP attempts a double underhook suplex, but omgfridge counters it with a backdrop.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
omgfridge attempts a kick to the midsection, but MWPP counters it with a dragon screw.
They're brawling on the first floor.
MWPP hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is going crazy.
MWPP takes omgfridge down with a vertical suplex.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP and Test Tickle hit omgfridge with a double bodyslam.
Orange Crush comes over, but gets cut off.
Test Tickle performs a dropkick against omgfridge.
MWPP performs the Michinoku Driver against omgfridge.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle attempts a lariat, but omgfridge counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Test Tickle is struggling to get out of the hold.
Test Tickle summons one last burst of energy.
Chief tells Test Tickle to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Test Tickle nods.
omgfridge lets go after 37 seconds.
omgfridge is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle hits a kick to the head on omgfridge.
MWPP tries a back suplex, but omgfridge counters it with a bulldog.
omgfridge knocks MWPP into the stairway.
Orange Crush comes over to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle comes over and lays out Orange Crush.
Test Tickle performs a kick to the head against omgfridge.
MWPP goes for a rolling reverse cradle, but omgfridge blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
omgfridge performs a chop against MWPP.
They're brawling on the first floor.
omgfridge performs a rana against MWPP.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Orange Crush comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush uses a superkick on MWPP.
omgfridge uses a back suplex on MWPP.
omgfridge is handed the ring bell.
omgfridge takes a swing at MWPP with the ring bell, but she gets out of the way.
MWPP snatches the ring bell from him.
MWPP hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is going crazy.
They're brawling on the first floor.
MWPP throws omgfridge down to the first floor.
MWPP descends the stairs.
MWPP uses a Russian legsweep on omgfridge.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Test Tickle nails omgfridge with a short lariat.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
MWPP uses a back suplex on omgfridge.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP hits a release German suplex on omgfridge.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP whips omgfridge into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP uses a double underhook suplex on omgfridge.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
MWPP locks omgfridge in a bow-and-arrow submission.
omgfridge is valiantly trying to break the hold.
MWPP lets go after 16 seconds.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP and Test Tickle hit omgfridge with a double elbowsmash.
MWPP shoves omgfridge into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
MWPP throws omgfridge over the guardrail.
MWPP hits an elbowsmash on omgfridge.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
Orange Crush comes over and lays out Test Tickle.
Orange Crush attempts a jumping knee strike, but MWPP ducks out of the way.
MWPP throws omgfridge into the guardrail.
MWPP whips omgfridge into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
MWPP throws omgfridge over the guardrail.
MWPP runs omgfridge into the ringpost.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
MWPP throws omgfridge over the guardrail.
Test Tickle comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP and Test Tickle hit omgfridge with a double forearm to the back.
MWPP and Test Tickle hit omgfridge with a double bodyslam.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP nails omgfridge with a Discus lariat.
MWPP gets back into the ring.
omgfridge rolls back in under the bottom rope.
MWPP catches omgfridge totally by surprise.
The crowd is going crazy.
MWPP executes the Cruciatus on omgfridge.
omgfridge is inching his way towards the ropes.
omgfridge is writhing in pain.
Chief checks omgfridge's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
omgfridge fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds.
omgfridge executes the Time Bomb on MWPP.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
omgfridge goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
omgfridge executes a Falcon Arrow against MWPP.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
James Colorado comes over to make it two-on-one.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Some pretty crap match ratings tonight.

All the good wrestlers are at SFWWE. We should review our contracts.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

James Colorado and omgfridge whip MWPP into the ropes.
They hit MWPP with a double elbowsmash.
omgfridge leaves the ring.
James Colorado attempts to place MWPP on the turnbuckle, but MWPP blocks it.
James Colorado chops MWPP.
James Colorado hits MWPP.
James Colorado kicks MWPP.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
MWPP kicks James Colorado.
The crowd is going crazy.
James Colorado hits MWPP.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
James Colorado hits a flip piledriver on MWPP.
James Colorado tries a springboard cutter, but MWPP blocks it.
MWPP tags out to JoshWoodenSpoon.
JoshWoodenSpoon takes James Colorado down with a DDT.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a side slam on James Colorado.
JoshWoodenSpoon sets up the chair.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a tiger suplex onto the chair on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws James Colorado out of the ring.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a tope, but James Colorado moves out of the way.
The boos are resurfacing again.
omgfridge comes over to make it two-on-one.
MWPP comes over and lays out omgfridge.
The crowd is going crazy.
JoshWoodenSpoon and MWPP hit James Colorado with a double bodyslam.
JoshWoodenSpoon is handed a keyboard.
JoshWoodenSpoon takes a swing at James Colorado with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way.
James Colorado snatches the keyboard from him.
James Colorado hits him with the keyboard.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JoshWoodenSpoon throws James Colorado over the guardrail.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon and MWPP hit James Colorado with a double forearm to the back.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon uses a bodyslam on James Colorado.
They're brawling down the aisle.
JoshWoodenSpoon tries a short lariat, but James Colorado counters it with a hiptoss.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over, but gets cut off.
JoshWoodenSpoon and MWPP hit James Colorado with a double forearm to the back.
JoshWoodenSpoon is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon is handed brass knuckles.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits him with the knuckles.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits him with the knuckles.
JoshWoodenSpoon takes James Colorado down with a tiger suplex.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over, but gets cut off.
JoshWoodenSpoon and MWPP hit James Colorado with a double bodyslam.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling down the aisle.
JoshWoodenSpoon nails James Colorado with a side slam.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
They're brawling up the aisle.
JoshWoodenSpoon goes for a slap, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado shoves JoshWoodenSpoon into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
JoshWoodenSpoon is handed the Beez Trophy.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits him with the Trophy.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits him with Beez Trophy.
JoshWoodenSpoon whips James Colorado into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
JoshWoodenSpoon hits him with the Trophy.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
MWPP comes over to make it two-on-one.
omgfridge comes over and lays out MWPP.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for omgfridge.
James Colorado and omgfridge hit JoshWoodenSpoon with a double chop.
James Colorado covers JoshWoodenSpoon.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on JoshWoodenSpoon.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The boos are resurfacing again.

The winners are James Colorado, Frothies Mcveigh, omgfridge and Orange crush. Time of match: 0:26:58.
Sim Rating: *****


The Bang Bang Furie Gang raise their fists in victory.

Frothies McVeigh gestures putting a championship belt on.





Chipmunk rolls out from under the ring.

Chipmunk smashes the SFAEW Intercity Championship into the back of Frothies McVeigh's head.

Frothies McVeigh is out cold.

The Bang Bang Furie Gang try to surround Chipmunk, but Il Famiglia get around him.

The two factions back off.

James Colorado checks on Frothies McVeigh, as Chipmunk heads back up the ramp.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the night:

tony defends his SFAEW World Championship against cooney.

Woooo.​