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PhenomenalV1
The Deletion Artist
- Jan 3, 2017
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Elton Johns Wig and TheInjuryFactory head down to the ring.
The crowd are going wild for Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig looks around at the crowd.
Elton John's Wig appears to be in awe of the reception he's getting.
Elton John's Wig is handed a mic.
EJW: ...So did anybody miss me?
The crowd are chanting for Elton John's Wig.
EJW: Well Tiffy's told me that there was at least one person who didn't cry when I went on hiatus.
And I believe his name is...ClarkeM.
The crowd start booing at the mention of ClarkeM's name.
EJW: Apparently having to deal with matters outside of SFAEW is grounds to be stripped of a championship now!
So Clarkey, if you're listening...I'd like you to reinstate myself and TiF as World Tag Team Champions immediately, or at least give us a bye through to the tournament final!
ClarkeM makes his way to ringside, brandishing a mic.
CM: I have been listening, thank you Elton.
Now I know I'm usually all in for explaining the bureaucratic process, but this time around...
The lights go out.
There's a sound of boots hitting the ring, and a painful sounding bodyslam.
The lights come back up.
The six masked men who attacked PhenomenalV1 and Shaun Freakin' Duggan are in the ring, surrounding Elton John's Wig.
TheInjuryFactory is unconscious at their feet.
CM: ...I'll let my friends here do the talking.
The masked men batter Elton John's Wig relentlessly.
ClarkeM walks over to Elton John's Wig's body, lying crumpled on the canvas.
CM: I'm afraid to say that your requests have been denied.
Don't get in the way of my administration's process.
ClarkeM commands the six masked men to throw Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
Elton John's wig lands onto the concrete with a sickening crunch.
ClarkeM and the masked men head backstage.
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