Re: Will Patrick Dangerfield be charged by the MRP for headbutting Joel Selwood?
Ha ha, got that right!
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Shit Selwood Mega Thread
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
No, he will be saving that salt and applying it to the wounds of your rabble of a team on friday night!
No, he will be saving that salt and applying it to the wounds of your rabble of a team on friday night!
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
The fact that you said that speaks volumes of the gheyness of you and your club
I'm sure its more sweeter than saltier
The fact that you said that speaks volumes of the gheyness of you and your club
Re: Will Patrick Dangerfield be charged by the MRP for headbutting Joel Selwood?
Now, i know with you being a Port supporter, that you wouldn't have seen to many of your players at the bottom of the pack, but this is what happens when you get an "Inside" player on your team. They take some hits in the head
Maybe after Port dispose of Chocko, one of them might get a game
Now, i know with you being a Port supporter, that you wouldn't have seen to many of your players at the bottom of the pack, but this is what happens when you get an "Inside" player on your team. They take some hits in the head
Maybe after Port dispose of Chocko, one of them might get a game
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
Our supporters are open minded, forward thinking, tolerant and accepting. Not farmers looking for wives.
Our supporters are open minded, forward thinking, tolerant and accepting. Not farmers looking for wives.
Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
You just can't get any girls unless you force yourselves on them. That's why you all like the willy.
You just can't get any girls unless you force yourselves on them. That's why you all like the willy.
Close to 17
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
Do Geelong fans like trees or just the stumps
What's more cuddlier?
Do Geelong fans like trees or just the stumps
What's more cuddlier?
Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
I bet you're upset the Morans are gone. There goes another illegal source of revenue for your cheating club.
I bet you're upset the Morans are gone. There goes another illegal source of revenue for your cheating club.
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
Very upset........no-one to protect us from the marauding country folk........their pitchforks, steel capped boots and offensive odours
Very upset........no-one to protect us from the marauding country folk........their pitchforks, steel capped boots and offensive odours
Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
You better be scared. We're coming for you this weekend. You'll probably have left the ground by 3/4 time though so you wont have to worry too much about running into us after the game.
You better be scared. We're coming for you this weekend. You'll probably have left the ground by 3/4 time though so you wont have to worry too much about running into us after the game.
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
Do you park your tractor down with all the motorbikes?
Do you park your tractor down with all the motorbikes?
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Disgraceful Selwood
Nothing makes me want to vomit more than hearing endless plaudits for a disgraceful player who falls at the knees and ducks his head at every contested possession.
Actually, what makes me even more sick is that he gets a free kick for this well rehearsed tactic every single time. I've never seen an AFL player get away with this BS for so long.
Surely a new rule will be introduced for this staging act?
I'm sure you all know who this player is...just in case he plays for Geelong and his name is Joel Selwood.
Nothing makes me want to vomit more than hearing endless plaudits for a disgraceful player who falls at the knees and ducks his head at every contested possession.
Actually, what makes me even more sick is that he gets a free kick for this well rehearsed tactic every single time. I've never seen an AFL player get away with this BS for so long.
Surely a new rule will be introduced for this staging act?
I'm sure you all know who this player is...just in case he plays for Geelong and his name is Joel Selwood.
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Re: Disgraceful Selwood
You're jealous and bitter over Geelong, we get it!
****ing move on you one-track ****ing losers.
TC
You're jealous and bitter over Geelong, we get it!
****ing move on you one-track ****ing losers.
TC
Re: Disgraceful Selwood
Have you not seen Jordan Lewis or Sam Mitchell play. If they attacked the footy as hard as Selwood they may win a couple of free kicks as well.
Nothing makes me want to vomit more than hearing endless plaudits for a disgraceful player who falls at the knees and ducks his head at every contested possession.
Actually, what makes me even more sick is that he gets a free kick for this well rehearsed tactic every single time. I've never seen an AFL player get away with this BS for so long.
Surely a new rule will be introduced for this staging act?
I'm sure you all know who this player is...just in case he plays for Geelong and his name is Joel Selwood.
Have you not seen Jordan Lewis or Sam Mitchell play. If they attacked the footy as hard as Selwood they may win a couple of free kicks as well.
KungFooSing
All Australian
Re: Disgraceful Selwood
Mr Armani, loosen your tie, theres no blood getting to your brain.......
Mr Armani, loosen your tie, theres no blood getting to your brain.......
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Selwood selwood selwood
Is it the new fashion to make a selwood thread??
geelong supporters get a bit touchy over this subject so guys lay off the geelong hard man
its not his fault he has knee problems worse than a 200Kg weight lifter
Is it the new fashion to make a selwood thread??
geelong supporters get a bit touchy over this subject so guys lay off the geelong hard man
its not his fault he has knee problems worse than a 200Kg weight lifter
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Re: Disgraceful Selwood
Not only that mate, but did you know Rhys Palmer won the Rising Star ahead of Rioli last year?
The injustice never ends for you poor Hawks.
Not only that mate, but did you know Rhys Palmer won the Rising Star ahead of Rioli last year?
The injustice never ends for you poor Hawks.
Rosstickle
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Re: Joel Selwood's breakfast bowl
To wash it down he drinks a nice big glass of Michael Voss sweat.
To wash it down he drinks a nice big glass of Michael Voss sweat.
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Re: Disgraceful Selwood
Whining about selwood does not change the fact you took thorp @ 6.
Whining about selwood does not change the fact you took thorp @ 6.
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Re: Selwood selwood selwood
mitch thorp @ 6 = lol
mitch thorp @ 6 = lol
how ****ing shithouse is selwood
he is just so ****ing shithouse
i would just absolutely hate to have him in my team
i would rather a giant potato in my team, because really potatoes are the same thing
kepler bradley> Joel Selwood
get a hard ball get selwood!
soft shit
he is just so ****ing shithouse
i would just absolutely hate to have him in my team
i would rather a giant potato in my team, because really potatoes are the same thing
kepler bradley> Joel Selwood
get a hard ball get selwood!
soft shit
