Shopping Centre Stories

[Xtreme]

Out of boredom I'll sometimes commentate my shopping trips (think Bruce, BT, JB-isms) as I'm going about my business. Usually it's internal done primarily to amuse myself when doing mundane tasks. Occasionally I'll speak it out loud.

Case in point standing on the left side of the escalator, I basically get shoved aside without an apology. So I say out loud "you'd think that they'd at least say sorry or excuse me, wouldn't you?"

Still didn't get a reaction.
Next time I'll just go even more nuclear and ask them if they're a campaigner (the actual rude word lol).

 

[rocker_oz33]

Ah, the Christmas spirit is warming up

Where's the extreme levels .

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Christmas time, how good

People with their phones on speaker, screaming into it.

Please shut up

 

[Mofra]

Christmas time, how good

People with their phones on speaker, screaming into it.

Please shut up

"Hey idiot, what do you think this is - a train?"

 

[Xtreme]

I fancied myself as a Lachie Neale type yesterday - got sick of trailing behind slow walkers so I sped up when there was a gap and slipped through with ease. Should bring a footy with me next time and bounce the ball part way through

 

[Pistol Night]

I fancied myself as a Lachie Neale type yesterday - got sick of trailing behind slow walkers so I sped up when there was a gap and slipped through with ease. Should bring a footy with me next time and bounce the ball part way through

Take a few screamers over some old codgers. Blind turn a bloke on a mobility scooter

 

[Xtreme]

Take a few screamers over some old codgers. Blind turn a bloke on a mobility scooter

Add that to my repertoire -

I already do things like the Brett Lee chainsaw or Rafa Nadal fist pump when leaving a store

 

[Pistol Night]

Add that to my repertoire -

I already do things like the Brett Lee chainsaw or Rafa Nadal fist pump when leaving a store

Imagine the mayhem if everyone decided to do this at once

 

[Xtreme]

Imagine the mayhem if everyone decided to do this at once

I'd be annoyed as I started it!!

I don't do it every single time, just when I'm overly excited about a purchase.

I'm easily excited, I generally fist pump when I've finished work for the day.

 

[Pistol Night]

I'd be annoyed as I started it!!

I don't do it every single time, just when I'm overly excited about a purchase.

I generally end up with more stuff for myself than any presents when i go Xmas shopping. My wife says im not allowed to go to places like Harvey Norman anymore without her supervising

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Went to the local medium-size shopping centre this morning. It’s surrounded by parking. Not one space available, lines of cars circling everywhere, then giving up (me) and leaving. Streets outside also lined with parked cars.

I don’t think I’ll try again tomorrow

 

[Xtreme]

Had a quick look in the last 20 minutes. The highlight a very attractive blonde woman wearing very little on a semi cool day. Legit did a 360 and

 

[Cruyff14]

Went to the local medium-size shopping centre this morning. It’s surrounded by parking. Not one space available, lines of cars circling everywhere, then giving up (me) and leaving. Streets outside also lined with parked cars.

I don’t think I’ll try again tomorrow

Go at 7am.

 

[The hands of stone]

This should have 20 pages within the week , a lot of people losing their minds out there

The Aldi specials are a belter - weekly they will be someone, normally a middle aged male going nuts at an employee over the item ' not being out yet '

The self serve registers are good for some words between customers . Even saw two people escorted out fighting over there spot .

Love the group of 4-6 people who decide the middle if a walk way is the ideal spot for a catch up , and then seem offended as people attempt to get past - interrupting the convo

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Go at 7am.

I went at 6.30, usually meet friends for breakfast on Tuesdays. Plenty of parking. An hour later, none.

 

[Pistol Night]

I went at 6.30, usually meet friends for breakfast on Tuesdays. Plenty of parking. An hour later, none.

Everyone there must have heard about your plan yesterday on Bigfooty and panic parked

 

[Xtreme]

Wished an absolute campaigner a Merry KISS MY ARSE during lunch. All because we kind of got in each other's way..... more than once, then he escalates it, and I try to smooth things over before finishing off with that line and evacuating.

Blooooooooooody hell I avoided major chaos until the day before Christmas.

 

[Chicken Treat]

If I told you Garden City (Westfield Booragoon) would have a lot less problems with parking than Carousel and Cockburn Gateways you would laugh at me but it's very true now and I'm glad I went there for Xmas shopping and not the other two.