Shortest AFL books ever written

[tazhawk]

"Going in for the hard ball" - Bryce Gibbs.

 

[T2B_]

Fighting fit and Impressing your Country with your Bench Pressing Ability - Luke Hodge

 

[Slattery_20]

My **** in pictures - Nick Dal Santo

 

[tazhawk]

"How to suck umpire penises" - Judd... Forward by the Geish.

 

[T2B_]

Don't be a Snitch - Brent Guerra

 

[tazhawk]

"The A-Z of public Wanking" - Jon Doritich

 

[Bay 13 God]

"How to suck umpire penises" - Judd... Forward by the Geish.

"The A-Z of public Wanking" - Jon Doritich

"Understanding the concept of Short Books" - tazhawk

 

[tazhawk]

^^^^^^^^^^^

"Goddard to Carltank dillusion" - by Bay 13 God Flog.

 

[JewNoy]

'Accepting rejections - how to deal with a no By Milne and Montagna

Embracing the cultural heritage of Australia's indigenous population by Justin Sherman

Performing in big games for dummies Leon Davis

A complete list of games where i pulled out of a contest Brett Kirk

 

[strategy]

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[strategy]

The above book was about the Dockers AFL premiership wins

 

[T2B_]

How to Successfully Pretend to be a Girl on Bigfooty - SexyBlueGirl/Cake/???

 

[T2B_]

Dude that's why it's a short book.. - Twomey2Betts, dedicated to Homoerectus

 

[Baldur]

Our painful experiences at the dentist – ghostwritten for the Collingwood cheer squad

Soap, what we use it for - ghostwritten for the Collingwood cheer squad

Tasteful barracking - ghostwritten for the Collingwood cheer squad

Books we have read - ghostwritten for the Collingwood cheer squad

Our employment history - ghostwritten for the Collingwood cheer squad

How to remain butt pain free & anus intactus – Piebeast & the rest of the Bay13 Colonwood flogs

Surviving without a sugar daddy – Carltank

Flags won by Tanking – Karma

30 Years of success – The Richmond football club

How to maintain a stable goal kicking technique – Nick Riewoldt

Beauty secrets of the metro sexual man- The major of Geelong

Truth & honesty in the news – The Hun

Delusions of greatness, how we saw the truth about ourselves – Carlton Team Board

Places we will not whore ourselves too – Norf Football club

 

[BluesMan]

"Jealousy is for schmuts" - Baldur

 

[Baldur]

"Jealousy is for schmuts" - Baldur

Delusions of greatness, how we saw the truth about ourselves – Carlton Team Board

Now with new special preface by Bluesman. "How I came to see the truth about the son of Odin"

 

[BluesMan]

Delusions of greatness, how we saw the truth about ourselves – Carlton Team Board

Now with new special preface by Bluesman. "How I came to see the truth about the son of Odin"

I do see my self as an author

establishing powerhouse status- st kilda FC