Flogstradamus Smellbum Dreamons: The worst AFL team of the last half century?

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Is there any team which has been sub-par for longer?

Have not won a flag since 1964, before most of their supporters were born
Not played in a GF for 20 seasons
Only won half a dozen finals this century
Had the least number of Brownlow votes ever by a team in season 2013
Have not won a Brownlow since 2000 and traded the guy who won it 2 years later while still continuing to pay half his salary
Supporters don't know their own players names or the rules
Dickteased their fans in 2018 only to finish 17th the next year
Did I mention tanking yet? Tanking

Sure I missed some lowlights but you get the idea... Currently sitting in 9th at 7-7 after losing to 15th placed Sydney, Melglum look poised to miss finals yet again

And this year their fans couldn't even escape to the snow Even perennial losers the 'Aints have won a flag more recently

So I ask you: Are the Downhill Skiers the worst team of the last 50+ years??

 

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Start a thread about Melbourne if they've beaten you by 55+ points this year.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

4th vs 6th about to start and you are concerned about spread sheets?

Daayuum.

 

[frggr]

Start a thread about Melbourne if they've beaten you by 55+ points this year.

Oh my - less than a month ago too. Spreadsheets must have forgotten about it

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Oh my - less than a month ago too. Spreadsheets must have forgotten about it

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I reckon it is the only reason he keeps bringing it up such is his fascination with living in the past.

 

[frggr]

I reckon it is the only reason he keeps bringing it up such is his fascination with living in the past.

If the Brions were flogging my team I'd want to distract myself too

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

If the Brions were flogging my team I'd want to distract myself too

I like how he immediately went offline after being called out for spending all morning planning this thread so as to give the illusion he is more focused on watching the Pies play.

 

[brett15]

If spreadsheets was truly brave he would have started the gameday thread vs the Brions

Melbourne are also the only side to win 5 flags in 6 years

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

If spreadsheets was truly brave he would have started the gameday thread vs the

Pretty clear he did not even know the game was on until he got a few replies to this thread.

 

[frggr]

Pretty clear he did not even know the game was on until he got a few replies to this thread.

Fair enough. Not a lot of footy news in Manila.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Fair enough. Not a lot of footy news in Manila.

Lots of war time history though.

 

[frggr]

Lots of war time history though.

True. There's some good war time wreck diving in that part of the world. Don't think that's why Spreadsheets is there though :O

 

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[the avoca drover]

Fair enough. Not a lot of footy news in Manila.

Maybe he’s there with his ladyboy, he does like to mention Bomber Thompson a bit.

 

[frggr]

Maybe he’s there with his ladyboy, he does like to mention Bomber Thompson a bit.

Ahem, NTTAWWT

 

[Greenery]

I love how Spreadsheets creates a thread bagging specific teams after the beat Collingwood.

What have you got for Brisbane? 10 years without beating you or the 2 consecutive grand final losses..

 

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I love how Spreadsheets creates a thread bagging specific teams after the beat Collingwood.

What have you got for Brisbane? 10 years without beating you or the 2 consecutive grand final losses..

Or hides after a loss the week after saying he doesn't hide after a loss.

 

[Greenery]

Or hides after a loss the week after saying he doesn't hide after a loss.

#sobrave

He should be up and about the pies kicked 5 and big Cox kicked 2

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[frggr]

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Sounds like we all agree Melbourne's 55 year premiership drought & tanking makes them the worst AFL team of all time

Or hides after a loss the week after saying he doesn't hide after a loss.

Did you roleplay Sydney-Melbourne with your missus?

 

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Sounds like we all agree Melbourne's 55 year premiership drought & tanking makes them the worst AFL team of all time

I still have a full life. I don't let it define me.

Did you roleplay Sydney-Melbourne with your missus?

Thats none of your business.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh you don't want to brag about your sex life on BF any more?

I still have a full life. I don't let it define me.

That's nice

 

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OP is worth chucking a tenner on to place in FOTY. Form & pedigree are both solid.