Gordon Farkas
Team Captain
- Mar 8, 2020
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Surely getting dressed up as a special Covid Marshall would be the way to sneak into 2021 GF.
Even better, dress yourself up as a WA border guard - I understand they wear khaki uniforms with oversized black jackboots, a badge with the WA coat of arms, plus a big letter ‘X’ for Xenophobe on their hat.
Border guards are probably the most popular breed of people in WA at the moment. They’ve probably all been given free tickets to the game and will do a pre-game motorcade lap of honour, in lieu of the retiring players.
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