Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Frank Gallagher]

And remember, if caught

 

[kozi]

I love that time of year when this thread pops up again.

 

[yeahmate]

Not a granny, but Ive bolted in to a qualifying final through the pass out section of the MCC when they wouldn't let me in because I didn't have a collar. Just ran past the bloke and did a runner into the crowd. Not really sneaking in though coz I'd paid for my membership!

 

[gutsroy]

So I reckon I’m going dressed as Col Silvia and will stay back at the G in the male toilets after the prelim with a toothbrush, a change of clothes, three kg of oranges, an invisibility cloak, an incense stick with a calming scent, firecrackers, passouts from all grannies 1963 - 2002, a portable photocopier and an umbrella with a false bottom.
On GF day, I’ll change my clothes, brush my teeth, go out through the turnstile, grab a pass out, use the portable copier to make eleven copies for my mates or the Australian cricket team - whoever is quicker.
Then slip on the invisibility cloak and change back into the Col Silvia costume and then take the cloak off just before the turnstile, walk backwards up to it but make it look like I’m heading forwards out through it and grab another pass out.
Then set off the firecrackers and make it look like it was the gate attendant.
When the boys in blue rock up, I’ll light the incense stick to defuse the situation, then pull out the old pass outs and tell the cops this attendant has been dudding hard working Australians throughout the land by handing out fake pass outs and slipping real ones to his friends and then offer to finger the culprits in the crowd together with ten mates of mine dressed as Alan Didak, Wayne Hudson, Chris Tarrant and Mike Sheehan’s daughter, the bloke from Masterchef and Tony Abbott, Bill Shorten, Santa Claus, that Labout politician lass whose name escapes me and the Easter Bunny.
If things look dicey, I’ll hide in the umbrella till the coast is clear.
Will sleep on it, but reckon I’ll shit in, just quietly.




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[gutsroy]

That said, fingers crossed someone pulls it off, love this thread.


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[spinynorman]

I'll become a McLachlan family au pair and get Peter Dutton to intervene to make sure I get into the ground.

 

[rfc4eva]

If the Tiges make the Grand Final simply dress up like a chopstick. Dusty will assume you're with him and proceed to try jab Joel Selwood in the eye with you just before the first bounce.

He will fail.

shittest joke

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

shittest joke

You're right and literally everyone else is wrong

 

[Kardinia Boy]

The first thing I'd do is get on the Ticketek website and get a ... oh hang on.

 

[Richard Pryor]

Sneak in, then petition Gillon McLachlan to ask the Chief of Police personally to dismiss my case if I get caught, he seems like a madlad who'd do that kind of thing.

 

[ford71]

Send in your au pair, have her obtain a passout, meet her at the gate to get passout, deport au pair, enjoy GF.

 

[Shane Heard]

Two friends of mine got in for free last year. Through a friend of theirs who used the same ticket 4 times...even they don’t know how he got them in..big secret he wouldn’t say.

It can be done folks.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Two friends of mine got in for free last year. Through a friend of theirs who used the same ticket 4 times...even they don’t know how he got them in..big secret he wouldn’t say.

It can be done folks.

How did they do it

 

[00Stinger]

Easily done.

But there would need to be three of you for this to work and 2 legitimate tickets.

Two of you need to scan and go inside the ground, the other one stays outside.

Then take a ticket and proceed to scan it in order to exit the venue. Once you scan the ticket quickly look distressed like you have forgotten something. This causes a little bit of a distraction and lets you stay in the venue but head back towards your seat. You now have a ticket that is ready to be scanned to enter the venue.

Go grab the other ticket off your mate that has not been scanned out. Use that to exit the venue (at a different entrance/exit point of course). You now have 2 tickets ready to be scanned into the venue. Give one to you mate outside. Now you both enter the venue with tickets and meet up with your third mate who is already inside.

2 for the price of 3.

Thank me later!

 

[blackshadow]

Easily done.

But there would need to be three of you for this to work and 2 legitimate tickets.

Two of you need to scan and go inside the ground, the other one stays outside.

Then take a ticket and proceed to scan it in order to exit the venue. Once you scan the ticket quickly look distressed like you have forgotten something. This causes a little bit of a distraction and lets you stay in the venue but head back towards your seat. You now have a ticket that is ready to be scanned to enter the venue.

Go grab the other ticket off your mate that has not been scanned out. Use that to exit the venue (at a different entrance/exit point of course). You now have 2 tickets ready to be scanned into the venue. Give one to you mate outside. Now you both enter the venue with tickets and meet up with your third mate who is already inside.

2 for the price of 3.

Thank me later!

Then rinse and repeat

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[Shane Heard]

How did they do it

I don’t know...but I think it’s variation of oostinger’s post above...the bloke in question does it all around the world at different venues. He’s got some kind of system going on that works.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I don’t know...but I think it’s variation of oostinger’s post above...the bloke in question does it all around the world at different venues. He’s got some kind of system going on that works.

He plays sport professionally maybe?

 

[Shane Heard]

He plays sport professionally maybe?

No, just a regular guy who travels...quite cashed up.

He took them in individually and was very selective on who was manning the turnstile. Had two tickets on him and ushered each one of my mates in while close together. My mates didn’t ask how he did it. They just followed instructions and went ahead just before the ‘scammer’ who did something with the spare ticket when scanning.

It’s all a bit of a mystery.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

No, just a regular guy who travels...quite cashed up.

He took them in individually and was very selective on who was manning the turnstile. Had two tickets on him and ushered each one of my mates in while close together. My mates didn’t ask how he did it. They just followed instructions and went ahead just before the ‘scammer’ who did something with the spare ticket when scanning.

It’s all a bit of a mystery.

Could be the boss of world sport?

 

[Gydafud]

Easiest way is to trawl through social media the week the tickets go on sale and just print off a photo of someone's ticket.

Or wait for Robbo to hold one up on TV

 

[Shane Heard]

Could be the boss of world sport?

Lol...no definitely not I’m afraid.

5 minutes before bounce down, this bloke disappeared for 20 minutes and got a crows fan in who had offered $1500 to get him in after approaching him outside.

Nice work if you can get it.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Lol...no definitely not I’m afraid.

5 minutes before bounce down, this bloke disappeared for 20 minutes and got a crows fan in who had offered $1500 to get him in after approaching him outside.

Nice work if you can get it.

Probably the prime minister then. Or Donald Trump?

 

[Shane Heard]

Probably the prime minister then. Or Donald Trump?

Nah...I don’t know the guy but can confirm it wasn’t Trump at least.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Nah...I don’t know the guy but can confirm it wasn’t Trump at least.

I'm ****ing with you bro

 

[Silent Alarm]

As the years go on, the shitter the jokes get.