So who here had home-cooked Asian food tonight (again)?

[go you pups]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?




For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

 

[Porked04]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?


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For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

Lol Homebrand

 

[go you pups]

Lol Homebrand

GAGF, tastes the same but is cheaper

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

Lol Homebrand

At least the Kan-Tong is ridgy didge

 

[Porked04]

GAGF, tastes the same but is cheaper

A bit like a Mail Order Bride

 

[go you pups]

At least the Kan-Tong is ridgy didge

And the rice and the Thai red curry and the ketchup manis

 

[Red mist]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?


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For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

Plonk it all in the slow cooker for 10 hrs, job done, no mess no fuss.

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

To wank or to vomit? I'm unsure….






Not really! Going to totally smack the end off it!!!

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

If I had my time again I'd court an Asian lass for sure

 

[Amstaff]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?


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For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

Nice pixels, Go You Pixels LOL.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

And the rice and the Thai red curry and the ketchup manis

Serious ingredients there friend.

Should be able to whip up a few dishes with those staples

 

[Gray Day]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?


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For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

I don't know, I can't cook Asian food

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

I don't know, I can't cook Asian food

Ask Mrs Martin what she'd cook and get back to us

 

[Gray Day]

Ask Mrs Martin what she'd cook and get back to us

She'll probably be confused as to why I'm talking about this on a footy forum

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

She'll probably be confused as to why I'm talking about this on a footy forum

Fair enough friend

 

[go you pups]

Plonk it all in the slow cooker for 10 hrs, job done, no mess no fuss.

Na.......

Wok, pan or pot will do, will take no less than 45-Hour

I don't know, I can't cook Asian food

Nice pixels, Go You Pixels LOL.

Tried to increase quality but was over 1MB, top quality was like 2.8MB

 

[Red mist]

Na.......

Wok, pan or pot will do, will take no less than 45-Hour

Tried to increase quality but was over 1MB, top quality was like 2.8MB

Get rid of the kantong stuff and do a red curry with the coconut cream then.

 

[go you pups]

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To wank or to vomit? I'm unsure….

Not really! Going to totally smack the end off it!!!

Her eyes look funny, her left one looks semi-glassy

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

No one could possibly like such offensive combinations of flavours that are found in almost every Asian dish. I swear the whole world is just pretending to like it because everyone else does. Like that time you have your first beer as a kid.

"Yeah....tastes great...here your turn"

 

[Percel]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?


View attachment 161139

For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

Capsicum, carrots, onion, brown rice and soy will get you a fried rice (boil rice tonight, needs a little fish sauce if possible, 3 tbsp).
Marinade pork (sliced thinly) in red curry and coconut milk (3-4 hours), stir fry over heat, serve with rice.


smash it campaigner

 

[go you pups]

Get rid of the kantong stuff and do a red curry with the coconut cream then.

Sounds good, can do that

Chicken or pork? And noodles or brown rice?

 

[Red mist]

Sounds good, can do that

Chicken or pork? And noodles or brown rice?

Chicken and rice is more suitable.

 

[Amstaff]

I just go to my local Vietnamese restaurant. The crispy beef is ****n amazing.

 

[go you pups]

Capsicum, carrots, onion, brown rice and soy will get you a fried rice (boil rice tonight, needs a little fish sauce if possible, 3 tbsp).
Marinade pork (sliced thinly) in red curry and coconut milk (3-4 hours), stir fry over heat, serve with rice.
smash it campaigner

Don't do that stuff, can't stand it, too salty for my liking

I use chicken/veg stock when I can, sometimes chuck in garlic cloves too when making flavoured rice

 

[Benwah83]

Riteo flogs and our asian expert Marto_

I have pork rashers, mince and chicken in the freezer, with most of these ingredients what should I whip up tomorrow night?


View attachment 161139

For the less educated culinary flogs what I have here is brown rice, 2 minute noodles, a jar of thai red curry, a jar of kan-tong butter chicken, capsicums, carrots, onions, a tin of coconut cream and a bottle of ketchup manis (a.k.a sweet soy sauce).

Tomorrow night, if this fred isn't divvied before then, I'll create a masterpiece using what I have here (not all the 4 sauces though and can only be rice or noodles).

I fear you're missing a key ingredient:

May have to bait a trap to capture Joel Selwood...