Songs that best describe football teams

[lihei]

Richmond = Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
Nth Melbourne = Stayin Alive & No Particular Place to Go
Brisbane & Sydney = Half Breed
Carlton = I'm A Loser
Essendon & Carlton = The Cheater
West Coast = Strange Brew
St Kilda = Dirty Creatures

 

[richmond fanatic]

West Coast- Afroman - When I got High

 

[Bollox]

Benny Cousins...Ice Ice baby (Vanilla Ice)
Daniel Kerr....Hit from the bong (Cypress Hill)
Chad Fletcher...The last beat of my heart (Siouxsie And The Banshees)
Michael Gardiner...Too drunk to phuk (Dead Kennedys)
Wayne Carey ...Orgasm Addict (The Buzzcocks)

 

[Illinois Nazi]

lmao wondered why someone had revived a thread this old

There was only ever going to be one reason.

 

[darylfromnoblepark]

gardner/cousins/kerr - White Lines - Grandmaster Flash
cousins - Running - Evermore
cousins - I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
jon dorotich - Strokin' - Clarence Carter
cousins - Bust A Move - Young MC
Andrew "special" Lovett - Breaking the Girl - RHCP
cousins/kerr/gardner - 15 Feet of Snow - Diesel

 

[Chewy]

Carlton: The Drugs Don't Work (The Verve)
West Coast: Run Too Fast, Fly Too High (Janis Ian)
Richmond: Revolution#9 (Beatles) number nine... number nine... number nine...
Melbourne: Flash! ARRRRRGHHH!! (Queen)
Collingwood: Dirty Creature (Split Enz)
Fremantle: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (U2)
Essendon: Flaunt It (TV Rock)
Bulldogs: Oompa Loompa Oompity-Doo (Willy Wonka Soundtrack)

 

[Brilliant]

Dennis Pagan - Spoonman (soundgarden)
Ben Cousins - Liar (Korn) & Stupid girl (Garbage)
Jarryd Roughhead - As ugly as I seem (White stripes)
Chris Judd - God gave me style (50 cent)
Chris Judd/Barry Hall - Drop it like it's hot (Snoop dog/pharell)
North Melbourne - I just wanna live (Good Charlotte)
Collingwood - Hate it or love it (50 cent) & Boulevard of broken dreams (Greenday)
Geelong - Personal Jesus (Marilyn Manson)
Gary Ablett jnr - Jesus of suburbia (Greenday)
Justin Koschitzke - Hard knock life (Jay-z)
West Coast - Big City Life (Mattafix)
Leigh Matthews - Midas Touch (Midnight star)
Carlton - Sad but true (Metallica)
Big Footy - Somebody told me (The Killers)

 

[The_Reaper]

Fremantle: Dream the Impossible Dream

 

[buggermedumplings]

A bit obvious but:

West Coast- I'm on the drug (Tism)

 

[Wrecking Ball]

St Kilda - Girls just want to have fun.

Gee-long

"I'll Be Your Handbag", Shane McGowan and the Popes.

I'll be your handbag
But I'd rather be your negligee
I'll be your handbag
Don't snatch me please
So cold that I could freeze
Now you got me on my knees
I'll be your handbag
Be right next to you
I'll be your handbag
Cause I belong to you
Cause I belong to you

...Says it all really

 

[Wrecking Ball]

Riedwoldt:
i'm a barbie girl

Deees
Bunny Sigler - "Let it Snow"
Back to the Alps for you Marty.

 

[Prem87]

WESTCOAST: ATB - Get High

 

[buggermedumplings]

Brodie Holland (And any other calendar boys)- Girls on film (Duran Duran)
Nick Reiwoldt- Tears in Heaven (Eric Clapton)

 

[Frederlick]

So what you want is for him not to come on, so you can slag off all the Carlton supporters for not coming on when they're teams doing badly and when they start winning and they come back, you can acuse them of only being here when they're winning?

How long did it take you to work that out?

 

[footyfreak]

west coast - Cocaine

 

[roostersgal4eva]

Brisbane - New Sensation INXS or Boys are back in town LEE KERNAGHAN

 

[bigsam]

Essendon - "Livin' on a Prayer" (Bon Jovi)

 

[Hairy Cat Mooney]

West Coast- Afroman - When I got High

HAHA... yeh great song.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Essendon: Short Memory- Midnight oil

Fremantle: I Still Havent Found What I'm Looking For - U2

 

[bigsam]

West Coast - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles)

 

[Smell The Glove]

West Coast - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles)

I said Lines, by Pete Murray, but it got deleted for being too obvious. You did it the right way

 

[Upgrayedd]

Dead girls dont cry by nekromantix-Gary Ablett
viva las vegas-Chad Fletcher

 

[kilaw]

west coast - Cocaine

I don't get it

 

[footyfreak]

I don't get it

Eric Clapton - Cocaine

If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

 

[footyfreak]

This is benny singing about his midfield mate to the music of daniel by elton john:


Daniel is travelling tonight to the game
I can see the needle point heading for a vein
Oh and I can see Daniel dropping some k
God it looks like Daniel, has avoided the drug testers another day

They say rehab is pretty easy though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place as long as you've got ketamine
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel Kerr, oh I miss him so much

Daniel my brother you are more addicted than me
Do you still feel the pain of the track scars that won't heal
Your eyes are ****ing wide and you snort more than I
Daniel you're a star off your face in the sky

Daniel is travelling tonight to the game
I can see the needle point heading for a vein
Oh and I can see Daniel dropping some k
God it looks like Daniel, has avoided the drug testers another day