Backfire SSP: Desperate times call for desperate measures

[AvantGardener]

Is this the same SOS that drafted Weitering, Curnow and McKay all in one draft?

He built a Prelim side in just 5 years. He only inherited Cripps and Docherty. Then picked up 11 Prelim players. Cuningham was injured and would have been in for Motlop guaranteed so thats 12. Marchbank posiiton would have been stronger if Jones was there but he left to COVID so no fault of SOS. Then you could have easily played Kennedy, Kemp, Owies, Silvagni and Stocker (I think 4 of those guys were injured while Stocker had already moved on) and swap them for some of the guys highlighed in blue and there would be no difference to the quality of that team. So with a fit and firing list it would have been 17 selections in 5 years in a prelim side.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[V_23]

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice melt

 

[V_23]

Nice melt

I can always tell when I get the better of you because you wheel out your trusted “nice melt” to deflect.

It’s a compliment, really.

 

[zackah]

I can always tell when I get the better of you because you wheel out your trusted “nice melt” to deflect.

It’s a compliment, really.

hey V, I undeleted your post.

Thank me later.

 

[V_23]

hey V, I undeleted your post.

Thank me later.

Not my fault the site blocks one of the most popular image hosts

 

[zackah]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I can always tell when I get the better of you

Narrator: in fact, this had never happened

 

[V_23]

zackah, logging on every day to see if there are any more deleted posts for him to read:

 

[Chronz]

zackah, logging on every day to see if there are any more deleted posts for him to read:

He must love looking Elmer_Hauser deleted posts, I've seen some real interesting ones that are gone real quick after being posted.

 

[catscratchfever]

The following clubs were so desperate they signed rejects on the first day of SSP:

* added former Brisbane backman Jaxon Prior

Failmantle signed ex-Geelong and Port Adelaide forward Quinton Narkle.


the Bummers still have a list spot free and could utilise the SSP again.


Worst Coast, the Welfare, Aints , Poorf and Cold Goats also having train on spots available, BUT only one club has multiple list spots still open:

Carltank

“The Blues are the only club with multiple spots open, with delisted pair Sam Durdin and Matt Carroll to be joined by culled Hawthorn tall Denver Grainger-Barras and VFL spearhead Liam McMahon* in pushing for the two contracts on offer“

Depth

Despite this, the biggest joke is probably still Brad Crouch retiring days after being redrafted

*Collingwood VFL reject

I still can't believe we earned a pick for Narklehead. A potato if ever there was one. Well done GFC on giving him the heave-ho and getting something (anything) in return.

 

[catscratchfever]

Amateurs. We had a Jaxson once. Pies absolutely own the shit name game.



We're the hangover specialists. Carlton OTOH are all flop, no flag.


You remember that case, was it the 90's? I'd be at the pub with a few mates, we'd spot a nice looking sheila on her own, then someone would start humming the batman theme.

Actually happened to one fella I knew, except the blok in the closet was her husband, and he wasn't wearing a batman suit, and my mate wasn't tied up, turns he just liked **** as well as puss. Good luck to him, takes all sorts.

No. That honour goes to 18thmond and their player Steely Green who was named after soft rock band Steely Dan who were named after a steam-powered strap-on metal dildo in a William S. Burroughs novel. No contest I think you would agree.

 

[catscratchfever]

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Voss, the 'Boss of Loss' with a team of dross, looks cross. What a toss-er.