Round 4 - Natural Disaster
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This week saw the mighty Bombers take on the Coney Island Wazzas at Ankle Bracelet Park. I must say I was looking forward to going up against the Bombers' biggest fanboy in TheInjuryFactory and the honest to goodness genuine winner of the EKA last season in Tonga Bob. Unfortunately for Bob, they don't acknowledge posting talent when choosing the EKA winner.
Anyhow, another Bomber fanboy (80 odd posts in a Bombers' thread the previous week) in NaturalDisaster endeavoured to make his mark on this match thread early with his best opening gambit.
This was duly met with a fair appraisal of ND's posting ability by miggs.
Not sure what’s worse. Your ability as a poster or your ability as a mod. I’ve seen how pathetic you are at trying to maintain order so I’m not holding out for much in the way of your posting. I’m just glad you stopped blowing up my inbox for info on who leaked to me that the simmers were rigging it
To which ND gave his most moderator sounding response possible.
only a matter of time until you showed up
Only 1 minute to respond. Even without a tag. Get a life you utter waste of bandwidth
Three to four probes from Miggs, and then the melt happened ...
You think your sh*t doesn't stink, but the truth is you are probably one of the biggest non events in SFA history.
You started around the same time I did, you were at the Swamprats if I recall correctly. You melted your way out of there because your captain wouldn't blow smoke up your arse constantly. You then went to the Hawks and found you were too sh*t and spammy for them, so you went to stint #1 at the Bombers where you could spam your heart out. You then drifted off the board, joined the Royals and only came on every so often to take snipes at me for reasons even I am not aware of.
You are now back at the Bombers, desperate for relevance and to be liked even though most people wouldn't even give you a second thought.
I would say that describes you well doesn't it, Miggs? Maybe I got the order of events mixed up, please don't tell me if I did, I do not care.
Doesn’t care
posts 182762728 word essay
nice melt
As his pulse began to rise, ol melty ND began to cook a little inside ...
I've never understood why people say "cooked" to mean washed up..
Cooked is good, cooked food you eat. If food is undercooked, depending on what that is, it can cause food poisoning. Overcooked? Well, then it's just disgusting. Being "cooked" is where you want to be!
Thanks for the compliment miggs.
I’m actually referring to your mental health or head space. You seem genuinely cooked. Incoherent. Not all there. Mentally fragile. Or the more likely cause is that you are just a plain old ********* that spends his days on a fantasy forum desperately seeking the approval of others, So much so that you wound up being a moderator to try and flex some muscle after spending year after year being bullied at school for being the loser you are. Am I getting warm? Hopefully you reply to this and then once you’ve stewed on it a bit more, you come back an hour later and post another 10,000 word dossier on how irrelevant I am.
Lol. ND bommmered there. He then continued to carry on about a bunch of other inane shit before offering up the most bizarre response I've heard round these parts for an opponent getting one over them ...
Miggs couldn't past me on the pastingness day of his life if he had an electric pasting machine.
This is the stupidest sounding sentence I've read this year. Inane.
There's no excuse for stupid.
If he actually read over this and thought it sounded humorously odd-ball wacky then the head is empty with this one.
NaturalDisaster, congratulations. You join the ranks of esteemed posters this season such as Sterge (a somebody belted back into hiding again), The Jesus (amazing fall from posting grace, basically on the ice pipe) & Blaze Storm (types with her index finger only) as recipients of the Steamer of the Week. You posted 160 odd times and they generally didn't offer much. Your teammates no doubt cringe at having a weasel living amongst them as any interesting and edgy banter they may wish to partake in would be scuppered no doubt by goody two shoes you. No wonder the Wazzas have no rookies coming through as who'd want to banter alongside a turnip picker like you.
You've had a decent stint.
Hang em up.
You've had another steamer