Media Struggling to pick a club?

[Dennis Trumpet]

During my many travels and tours across the globe, i have been fortunate enough to come into possession of some rather rare artifacts.

Now i am offering others the chance to utilise one of these mystical gifts that i have been bestowed.

This hat will determine the club that is the perfect hat for you, simply put it on your head and it will yell out the name of the club you are destined to play for. If you are struggling to pick a club to play for then this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to find the perfect fit. For your viewing pleasure and to demonstate the efficacy of this hat of sorting, i will try it on myself



"Hmm, a complicated individual. irrational, somewhat portly, an incredible arsenal of simpsons memes, you would fit in well at the East Side Hawks, but theres something else there. Yes a yearning to grow, to improve, well then you must be a... wait what's this, you left a side the season before they won a premiership, that's settled it. You're a GUMBY" upon hearing this the gumby ghost Nearly Headless Noobz0r covers the room with his ectoplasm.

As you can see the hat is never wrong. So why not give it a try and find out the club that is perfect for you.

 

[burningdwarf]

Sort me, dennis.

 

[Noobz0r]

You are a great of this league, dennis.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

"Hmm what have we here? a vertically challenged character, so immediately we can discount the Hawks and Dragons. A penchant for fire and destruction so naturally the bombers would be a good fit, but that could also be said of the demons.... Hmm yes this is a tough one. Short man syndrome would make you a testy player so you'd do well at the furies." this sparks a look of worry in burningdwarfs eyes.



"not the fighting furies hey? are you sure? you could be great you know"

"please, please, anything but the furies, anything but the furies!"

"well if you're sure, better be........... the Roys"

 

[burningdwarf]

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"Hmm what have we here? a vertically challenged character, so immediately we can discount the Hawks and Dragons. A penchant for fire and destruction so naturally the bombers would be a good fit, but that could also be said of the demons.... Hmm yes this is a tough one. Short man syndrome would make you a testy player so you'd do well at the furies." this sparks a look of worry in burningdwarfs eyes.

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"not the fighting furies hey? are you sure? you could be great you know"

"please, please, anything but the furies, anything but the furies!"

"well if you're sure, better be........... the Roys"

You spell Royals really funny.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I used to be Dumbledore

 

[pantskyle]

I used to be Dumbledore

You're a filthy mudblood!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

What's my destiny Dennis ClarkeM

 

[This Is Anfield]

You're a filthy mudblood!

You must be a Death Eater then.

 

[pantskyle]

You must be a Death Eater then.

Quiet McGonagall.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Quiet McGonagall.

I can live with that... being a Ladies Club member.
brahj and BRAB

 

[pantskyle]

I can live with that... being a Ladies Club member.
brahj and BRAB

Brahj is more of a Hagrid type.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Brahj is more of a Hagrid type.

I don't think so!! Not on here at least.
Sterge and _Cayz_

 

[Sterge]

I don't think so!! Not on here at least.
Sterge and _Cayz_
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If cayz is emma watson then sign me up

 

[Paddles_]

Forget about the other mudbloods, sort me Dennis ClarkeM

 

[This Is Anfield]

If cayz is emma watson then sign me up

Really should have been...

 

[Sterge]

Really should have been...
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Too late can't change your mind now

 

[This Is Anfield]

Too late can't change your mind now

Poor _Cayz_

 

[miggs]

Go on.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Will sort cloud_ and paddles out when I get back to my computer

 

[Wojcinski]

Thread reeks of desperation.

Anyway if you hate the Gumbies, you may apply to join the Wonders

 

[Golumless]

Thread reeks of desperation.

Anyway if you hate the Gumbies, you may apply to join the Wonders

Thats a very specific pitch, and one that isn't going to work. See I believe in conditioning:

Also lowering the standard of accepted english. They can't escape if they can't communicate.

 

[Wojcinski]

Thats a very specific pitch, and one that isn't going to work. See I believe in conditioning:

Also lowering the standard of accepted english. They can't escape if they can't communicate.

Wonders sign Golumless again

 

[Golumless]

Wonders sign Golumless again

 

[This Is Anfield]

pantskyle

Pretending to be THE bad guy, and doing it very well, but is secretly a good guy.