Sub-50k minnow clubs check-in here

[Bunk Moreland]

Yep, just on the weekend, in the build-up to our courageous performance against West Coast, the membership tally ticked over the half-century.

50k hardy, committed souls signed up weeks before the season, for a club that will struggle to win a game.

That's how you support, tossers. With utmost bravery.

So sign up here if you're a "fan" of a tiny club supported by squibbers who won't get on board, despite being able to field an actual AFL standard side this year.

Me and my fellow #bestsupportersintheland will be happy to give some tips on how to support.

Lesson 1: it's not all about you, floggo.

 

[RedVest4]

Lap around the oval to celebrate?

 

[Marley10]

Lap around the oval to celebrate?

No. March to the G

 

[vjknight]

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2013-12-16/paul-littles-agm-speech
http://m.essendonfc.com.au/video/2014-12-16/btv-2014-efc-agm-paul-littles-address
http://m.essendonfc.com.au/video/2015-12-15/btv-lindsay-tanner-agm-december-14-2015

Watch/read these, then with what you know now, does it alter your decision to pump in millions of dollars just for a few privileged turds to use it to preserve* their honour ?



*it didn't work

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

I like the struggle to win a game bit.

 

[A Cut Above]

Irving J. Lanis should add Essendon*'s 50k members to his appendix under Evidence

 

[SumTingWong]

Not surprised at all. Essendrug supporters are constantly reminding the world how stupid they are.

 

[Marley10]

Not surprised at all. Essendrug supporters are constantly reminding the world how stupid they are.

We're leaving the microwaves so that they are in stock for Richmond supporters in time for round 1

 

[SumTingWong]

We're leaving the microwaves so that they are in stock for Richmond supporters in time for round 1

And there's another one..........

 

[DapperJong]

Yep, just on the weekend, in the build-up to our courageous performance against West Coast, the membership tally ticked over the half-century.

50k hardy, committed souls signed up weeks before the season, for a club that will struggle to win a game.

That's how you support, tossers. With utmost bravery.

So sign up here if you're a "fan" of a tiny club supported by squibbers who won't get on board, despite being able to field an actual AFL standard side this year.

Me and my fellow #bestsupportersintheland will be happy to give some tips on how to support.

Lesson 1: it's not all about you, floggo.

Mate, I don't even own a closet. No hiding for me!

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Lap around the oval to celebrate?

Welcome, minnow. Though you get a pass, as a bush club with associated population and economic considerations.

And with super ideas like that, you clearly don't need many lessons.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2013-12-16/paul-littles-agm-speech
http://m.essendonfc.com.au/video/2014-12-16/btv-2014-efc-agm-paul-littles-address
http://m.essendonfc.com.au/video/2015-12-15/btv-lindsay-tanner-agm-december-14-2015

Watch/read these, then with what you know now, does it alter your decision to pump in millions of dollars just for a few privileged turds to use it to preserve* their honour ?



*it didn't work

Hello vagina knight. How many members does Collingwood have?

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Hello vagina knight. How many members does Collingwood have?

oooooohhhhhhhhHHH Nurse.

 

[vjknight]

Hello vagina knight. How many members does Collingwood have?

 

[11sjw]

Celebration Time?


#putoutyourHirdpics

 

[RedVest4]

Welcome, minnow. Though you get a pass, as a bush club with associated population and economic considerations.

And with super ideas like that, you clearly don't need many lessons.

Thanks for having me. I still think we aren't worthy enough to have the Blockbuster country game with you...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Mate, I don't even own a closet. No hiding for me!

Even for norf Korea, you can't even afford a closet.

 

[Colonial]

Another club that promotes inbreeding to boost numbers.
Disgusting practice.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Thanks for having me. I still think we aren't worthy enough to have the Blockbuster country game with you...

Happy to bring you along on our latest blockbuster journey. We owe you a few after you were good enough to give us Bomber, the Weapon and Ol Sneaky Stevie D.

#strongertogether

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I think you're confused vaj man. Collingwood's website tells me they have more than 50k members. Therefore you're in the wrong class.

Seems like you'd benefit from our leg-up program!

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Another club that promotes inbreeding to boost numbers.
Disgusting practice.

Welcome General Giant!

50k members from a captive population of nearly 2 million, this should be a breeze!

First step I think is to drop that angry attitude. Be happy! You catch more flies with honey than vinegar!

Work with us, you too can reach our heights!

 

[peppy la pew]

With the drug cheats 50,000 + norfs mythical 40,000 it makes for a sellout when they meet

 

[Lockyer24]

While loyalty is a strength of Essendope supporters it is also a weakness. Many watched on as the board and disgraced former coach set the club back years and $ with terrible decision upon decision.

At Collingwood we are both loyal and smart.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Free Kool aid for every member

 

[vjknight]

I think you're confused vaj man. Collingwood's website tells me they have more than 50k members. Therefore you're in the wrong class.

Seems like you'd benefit from our leg-up program!

Is that like the legover hird and the admin gave the supporters ?