Survivor 28: Cagayan (Brawn, Brains, Beauty) [No Spoilers]

[BLPC08]

Morgan looks stunning on the beach

She looks stunning everywhere!!! Knockout body)))))

 

[Hawks1523]

Morgan god damn. I like cliff want him to win but he probably won't. Hope spencer makes it off the brains tribe too

Edit: I've never seen someone talk themselves off a tribe so awfully in my life

 

[Registered User]

Probst got his gear off for a recent episode of Two and a Half Men. He played a "fictional" version of himself at a swingers party

 

[crazyman27]

The Cop:

J'tai:

 

[The 27th Jesus]

Although a great great start...a little bit of a shame that two bigish characters are gone this early.
Dave Dave man, how stupid are you? I want to think of the end game...its the bloody start of the game! all this would do is put a target on you're back and guess what you're end game went real well!
Garrett was just being a silly, oh I can't be bothered socialisng so now all you can't, verbal agreement has never worked and never will in this game.

By far though Sarah, Cliff, Kass and LJ....(Seems very Savage like, one of my favourite leaders of all time) and Morgan for obvious reasons as someone said.....look at that bounce.

 

[swiftdog]

Honest to god, the "brains" tribe…. I have no words, they are all putrid, just absolutely putrid players (with the exception of Tasha... maybe). Living breathing examples of why book smarts doesn't equal Survivor smarts. It hurts to watch them. In positive news there seem to be really likeable people on the other 2 tribes:

Cliff and Woo (bromance in the making)
Sarah
Brice, LJ and Jeremiah
Throw the 3 beauty girls in there as well.

 

[Glenno23]

Morgan is something else. Wowsers! Hope she hangs around for a while. Her in her undies looking for the idol

Good first eps. Looks a solid season

 

[Glenno23]

Annnnnd first boot.

A little disappointed with the eye candy early on with just those photos (haven't watched the vid). I hope that's just a bad photo of the beauty tribe because none are that great.

Close!

2nd boot!

 

[Ochre]

Brains are so much worse than the Malcolm/Denise/Russell tribe, and if it wasn't for the upcoming swap (assuming), they could really take it up to Ulong for worst tribe ever.

I just don't get how people on this show are so stupid. From looking for the idol instead of the rice, to J'Tia bossing them around when building the shelter, there were so many simple Survivor rules broken tonight.

I like Spencer, hopefully a swap saves him, and Sarah and Bryce. And if Tony didn't have a horrific accent he'd be there too.

 

[NiceCunnington]

What a start. Awesome premiere. I feel like I know most of the contestants already. But I agree with one of the posters above that it's a shame that two interesting players were the first out.

#spyshack

 

[alfy!]

Dumb move after dumb move by the brains tribe. But a great blindside to finish off the episode. Garrett just learned the golden rule of the immunity idol - if you have it, don't leave it back at camp.

 

[SugarShane]

Dumbest smart people in history. They just couldn't put a foot right. Dave has no idea about the game. Move 1, tell everyone you're already thinking about the end game. Move 2, after saying that, vote out your (apparently) strongest tribemate before even the first challenge. Absolute muppet of a player and got what he deserved.

And Garrett. Well. Definitely shouldn't have been on the brains tribe. 2 good boots so far, though not sure about keeping female Brandon Hantz.

Some interesting things happening on the other tribes too. Liking Woo and Cliff, hope they can figure out canoes before too long.

And Morgan. Dear god Morgan. Someone please take her to the end as a goat. If she gets voted out before the final episode it'll be the greatest tragedy in Survivor history. Amazing body.

 

[Shell]

God dam it I always fall asleep when TC rolls around!!!! Managed to stay awake for the second one, but missed the very first TC

Dumb move after dumb move by the brains tribe. But a great blindside to finish off the episode. Garrett just learned the golden rule of the immunity idol - if you have it, don't leave it back at camp.

What happens to that idol?? Will they hide it again, or is it up to the members of the tribe to just go thru his stuff and get it.

 

[Shell]

Also was a little confused with Jeff during the first challenge "worst performance in survivor history".

Is he having a ****en laugh? They only got beaten by half a puzzle in the end. Surely there has been way worse performances than that! Bit harsh on them I thought.

 

[Cudi]

 

[Cudi]

I feel sorry for Spencer, I think he really wants to play this game but he has been stuck on the dumb tribe (ironic). Also find Tony entertaining but I don't think he will get far at all.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Feel sorry for Spencer.Looks the most level headed out of the "Brainy" lot but things look grim for him.
Big Cliff I already like.Man Mountain.
I hope the cop gets caught "Spying" in his Spy shelter..lol

 

[Glenno23]

Yep, they be dumb smart people

Voting out Garrett this early after J'Tia's woeful swim and her even worse puzzle effort. Need strength at the start, then you start picking them off with about 9-10 to go

Idiots

Even my missus commented on Morgan's boobs! Somehting about how she could just motorboat her way with the boys to the final

 

[Glenno23]

So much win! Middle one is best

 

[Spitta09]

Think spencer and tasha have potential from the brains tribe the rest are/were deadwood. Garrett was an absolute chump and got what he deserved. Jtia would have gone for sure if not for his little babysitting forum . And then to leave the idol back at camp.. i don't even.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Garret was a cocky douche. They all knew it, the viewer could see it.

He is obviously way too far up himself to even need the million dollars. If you believe what he says he already has it all.

J-Tia is what you call a stupid person with a fancy degree. I hate her with a passion.

Engineering fail building the shelter and massive puzzle fail = no ****ing clue.

That lawyer bitch is one of the nastiest people to ever play the game. I don't think I've ever hated anybody so much. She would stab her own grandmother for 2 bob.

They could have done so much better with the brains tribe. It's an absolute insult to real intelligent people.

 

[Zondor]

I wouldn't be surprised if J'Tia caused the next Chernobyl. :stern look

 

[JuddsABlue]

Lold at Spencer's message to JTai when voting her off

The issue is the actual 'smart' people of survived aren't book smart, they have great people skills and can get people on side and know when to cut them off, doesn't really translate to good maths and reading comprehension

I wouldn't expect the brain side to be the ones providing great strat play, although they were smart enough to vote off strong players when they had a chance

 

[swiftdog]

Does anyone else think this situation might actually be of some benefit to Spencer? If his initial interview (and Jeff's subsequent assessment of him) is anything to go by then he came across as a loud, arrogant and controlling type of player. He's now seen first hand what happens to these players.

 

[SugarShane]

Does anyone else think this situation might actually be of some benefit to Spencer? If his initial interview (and Jeff's subsequent assessment of him) is anything to go by then he came across as a loud, arrogant and controlling type of player. He's now seen first hand what happens to these players.

Had him pegged from the first previews as the kind who talks big game before they go out there, then once they land on the island they go straight back into their shell.

Edit: Can't post in here without mentioning Morgan's boobs again. Jeez they're nice.