Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[A Cut Above]

Can't see how. Would have thought it makes me more of a target.

You could privately threaten to threadban anyone you think wants to vote you off the island. If I were a mod that's what I'd do.

 

[Red mist]

You could privately threaten to threadban anyone you think wants to vote you off the island. If I were a mod that's what I'd do.

I'd be grounding the monsters

 

[ChappyUK]

You could privately threaten to threadban anyone you think wants to vote you off the island. If I were a mod that's what I'd do.

Suggestion noted.

 

[KardiniaPark]

"lol"

He's getting smart Morganashlee, you should ground him for a few days and take away his phone.

 

[Morganashlee]

He's getting smart Morganashlee, you should ground him for a few days and take away his phone.

I've sent him to bed with no tv lol

 

[A Cut Above]

You guys always get my facial expressions right.

Haha facial

As a member of the goo squad I just assume this is why I was invited.

Word of warning though - don't ask to be the biscuit when we play soggy sao. Nokia will stab anyone who takes that job away from him.

 

[Dinsdale]

Final list please.

you cant ask for the answer to the first challenge, didn't you get the memo?

oh and "lol".

 

[Allikat]

Having a vag makes you a target, just ask Allikat

On the upside at least I didn't have to read Jose's shitty essays for the rest of the comp

 

[Red mist]

you cant ask for the answer to the first challenge, didn't you get the memo?

oh and "lol".

No, can you pm me a list please. Doesn't have to be paticipants.

 

[Dinsdale]

No, can you pm me a list please. Doesn't have to be paticipants.

Sure, heres a list:

Praise-God Barebone Christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone; not to be confused with Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon.
Cesar Chavez Formerly Scott Fistler, this white, right-wing, pro-business politician changed his name to match the hispanic, left-wing labor activist in an attempt to get more votes.
Mansfield Smith-Cumming The first head of MI6, whose name became appropriate as he promoted the use of semen as invisible ink.
Cox–Zucker machine Algorithm named after its inventors.
Deportivo Wanka An unfortunately named Peruvian football team whose strips are remarkably popular in Britain.
Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaft An officials' association in pre-war Vienna, Austria of a shipping company for transporting passengers and cargo on the Danube.

 

[DapperJong]

Here's a list of my friends irl:

Dennis



That's it.

 

[Red mist]

Here's a list of my friends irl:

Dennis



That's it.

Dennis just told me to tell you to **** off.

 

[DapperJong]

Dennis just told me to tell you to **** off.

Ahhhhh that crazy dude he's always saying that.

But really he likes me I can tell

 

[Red mist]

Ahhhhh that crazy dude he's always saying that.

But really he likes me I can tell

Doesn't sound optional.

 

[royals1922]

Dennis just told me to tell you to **** off.

Dennis knows Jose too....

 

[Red mist]

Dennis knows Jose too....

Better keep in touch.

 

[Red mist]

Wtf are his hands? You do that? Subtle.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Wtf are his hands? You do that? Subtle.

No, found it on google.

 

[bontshow]

Just on your suggestion though, can the participants please vote out the funniest and more entertaining posters like Morganashlee really early and keep the dial-tones like boydshow and JoseMourinho in so we the viewers can all marvel at their rapier accountant humour for a fortnight instead of real lulz?

Don't lump me in with bloody boydshow!

Yeah that was my doing. Jose only posted one joke which was telling me to shut up

 

[bontshow]

Cheers mate, is there a list of rules floating around somewhere or will boydshow eagerly volunteer to explain them to me?

Can't help you there bro

 

[bontshow]

Yay. Thanks for telling me how it's not going to happen boydshow. Pm you later.

So the PM's in my Inbox are from your twin brother?

 

[Bender_]

Yeah that was my doing. Jose only posted one joke which was telling me to shut up

Er no, Jose has built his perfectly own boring as bat shit bridge.

 

[Red mist]

So the PM's in my Inbox are from your twin brother?

Hmm. It's all happening.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Er no, Jose has built his perfectly own boring as bat shit bridge.

Nope. I'm very exciting.

 

[bontshow]

Er no, Jose has built his perfectly own boring as bat shit bridge.

He seems alright to me. I guess that's your point.

Let's be honest, this game will consist of a bunch of lonely nerds out to flirt with and impress Morgs, who are more concerned about what she thinks of them than they are about winning the game.

If that's what you want to see, great. If not, we need Morgs out so we can play the game properly.