Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Kangaroos4eva]

Big black monster dildos. I think they call them Majak Monsters or something.

Or so I'm told.

That penetration might kill someone or so I've been told.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

The "Wayne Carey" has a clip so you attach it to the inside of your toilet bowl. You sit down, you have a little remote control, and bang! Stevo's your uncle.

You seem to know the details of many dildo models, you've been using the missus' collection again?

 

[Duritz]

You seem to know the details of many dildo models, you've been using the missus' collection again?

I forgot to add:

So I'm told.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I forgot to add:

So I'm told.

You must be a well travelled man.

 

[Yidaki]

Hybrid game of mole survivor!!

Yidaki call Probsty and get him onto this

Onto it Morgs.

I've tried to contact Probsty, but it keeps going to his voice mail:

"You've reached Jeff Probst. I'm currently out working on season 33 of survivor and am unavailable to take your call. Please leave your name and a short message and I'll do my best to get back to you. And remember..once the votes are read, the decision is final and you'll be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately!"


FWIW, this season of survivor has more sexual tension and dildo talk than last season's. It looks like Not Yet Convicted island will have a lot of action this season.

 

[Morganashlee]

Onto it Morgs.

I've tried to contact Probsty, but it keeps going to his voice mail:

"You've reached Jeff Probst. I'm currently out working on season 33 of survivor and am unavailable to take your call. Please leave your name and a short message and I'll do my best to get back to you. And remember..once the votes are read, the decision is final and you'll be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately!"

I called too, no such luck

"Got nothing for ya, head back to camp"

 

[Probsty]

Onto it Morgs.

I've tried to contact Probsty, but it keeps going to his voice mail:

"You've reached Jeff Probst. I'm currently out working on season 33 of survivor and am unavailable to take your call. Please leave your name and a short message and I'll do my best to get back to you. And remember..once the votes are read, the decision is final and you'll be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately!"


FWIW, this season of survivor has more sexual tension and dildo talk than last season's. It looks like Not Yet Convicted island will have a lot of action this season.

I've warned you before to stop calling me.

Next time I'm calling the cops.

Weirdo.

 

[Morganashlee]

SurvivorJoe_ care to weigh in on proceedings/send more pics?

 

[royals1922]

Onto it Morgs.

I've tried to contact Probsty, but it keeps going to his voice mail:

"You've reached Jeff Probst. I'm currently out working on season 33 of survivor and am unavailable to take your call. Please leave your name and a short message and I'll do my best to get back to you. And remember..once the votes are read, the decision is final and you'll be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately!"


FWIW, this season of survivor has more sexual tension and dildo talk than last season's. It looks like Not Yet Convicted island will have a lot of action this season.

Obviously not enough avocado....

 

[Freofalcon]

Big black monster dildos. I think they call them Majak Monsters or something.

Or so I'm told.

I was in Spotlight the other day and I saw a range of thimbles called the DalSanto Deprickers.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I was in Spotlight the other day and I saw a range of thimbles called the DalSanto Deprickers.

I didn't know you could get them in miniature size.

 

[Probsty]

I called too, no such luck

"Got nothing for ya, head back to camp"

Sorry Morgs. Thought you were Yidaki.

Word is it's pretty close. Will the tribe go for the old and weak or will they target one of the strong tribe members.

Well find out soon. Stay tuned.

 

[Freofalcon]

I didn't know you could get them in miniature size.

It said on the packet Children's Thimbles.From age 1 to 5.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

It said on the packet Children's Thimbles.From age 1 to 5.

That explains it.

 

[royals1922]

I was in Spotlight the other day and I saw a range of thimbles called the DalSanto Deprickers.

Spotlight. You like sewing implements then,


Anything to be like Nat.


NTTAWWT

 

[Freofalcon]

Spotlight. You like sewing implements then,


Anything to be like Nat.


NTTAWWT

I needed to sew his number on my arseless chaps.

 

[Yidaki]

Sorry Morgs. Thought you were Yidaki.

Word is it's pretty close. Will the tribe go for the old and weak or will they target one of the strong tribe members.

Well find out soon. Stay tuned.

F@#k you Probsty! I'm your biggest fan mate. You've hurt my feelings man.

 

[Morganashlee]

Starburns_ tag the flog who hasn't voted

 

[royals1922]

I needed to sew his number on my arseless chaps.

On the crotch?

 

[Packedlunch]

On the crotch?

On the arse

 

[RelaxMax]

I needed to sew his number on my arseless chaps.

lol

That's quite the visual image you've managed there

 

[Bender_]

I was in Spotlight the other day and I saw a range of thimbles called the DalSanto Deprickers.

Makes fun of people listening to Triple J.

Spends afternoons browsing in Spotlight stores.

 

[Probsty]

F@#k you Probsty! I'm your biggest fan mate. You've hurt my feelings man.

 

[Packedlunch]

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This shooping is horrendous. The foot looks completely unnatural

 

[Freofalcon]

Makes fun of people listening to Triple J.

Spends afternoons browsing in Spotlight stores.

When the wife has to buy curtains, the wife needs a disinterested husband, dragging his feet, 5 meters behind her.