Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Stan_Darsh72]

Still better than your entry though.

It called me a modern day romeo.

Very good entry.

 

[Morganashlee]

Still better than your entry though.

My entry where I told a story about a person being a coke bottle inserted into another posters anus? Well **** a duck who would have thought that wouldn't be winning any awards?

 

[JoseMourinho]

You're right. I'm sure they'd also appreciate some detailed coaching from yourself on how to improve their performance going forward

It is simple, kill the batman.

 

[Morganashlee]

#Vote1Jose

 

[JoseMourinho]

My entry where I told a story about a person being a coke bottle inserted into another posters anus? Well **** a duck who would have thought that wouldn't be winning any awards?

Could win best amateur porno

 

[Morganashlee]

Could win best amateur porno

I knew you would get off to it.

Sicko.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

You're right. I'm sure they'd also appreciate some detailed coaching from yourself on how to improve their performance going forward

Really judging from jose this season (the real one) the amount of coaching he did was fallout with his players, fallout with the board and be a bit shit.

Kinda is reflecting joses posts in this thread tbh, Fallen out with the tribe, fallen out with the starburns and has been a bit shit.

Spooky.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

#Vote1Jose

No what would work better is #SackJose

 

[Morganashlee]

No what would work better is #SackJose

Works for me

#SackJose

 

[JoseMourinho]

Really judging from jose this season (the real one) the amount of coaching he did was fallout with his players, fallout with the board and be a bit shit.

Kinda is reflecting joses posts in this thread tbh, Fallen out with the tribe, fallen out with the starburns and has been a bit shit.

Spooky.

And will probably take one or two more notable people to go before I do

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

And will probably take one or two more notable people to go before I do

Farewell hazard enjoy Madrid.

 

[Morganashlee]

And will probably take one or two more notable people to go before I do

Wonder who?

#SackJose

 

[JoseMourinho]

Wonder who?

#SackJose

I often wonder who'll be the notable people that'll go before me.

 

[Dinsdale]

The other tribe

Already done D/H

 

[JoseMourinho]

Farewell hazard enjoy Madrid.

It'd be hilarious if Jose took up the Real Job and Hazard moves there just before ahahaha

 

[Dinsdale]

Toot Toot, you're supposed to name THE OTHER tribe, not your own!

quoted for truth...I sense a pattern...

 

[Dinsdale]

Our entire tribe's entries were average and they know that . You don't play survivor to make friends now

I hear you've been a naughty boy Jose....

 

[JoseMourinho]

I hear you've been a naughty boy Jose....

You've already spat in my sandwiches.

 

[Morganashlee]

You've already spat in my sandwiches.

That wasnt spit

 

[Dinsdale]

You've already spat in my sandwiches.

as If I'd desecrate your sandwiches Jose my friend. I'd be more likely to slice your achilles and tear your earlobes and rearrange your intestines as long as I stayed calm

 

[Bender_]

We should take your word for it since you have the most experience with average posting

Average? I must've missed when he improved.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

That wasnt spit

Was it mayo?

 

[JoseMourinho]

That wasnt spit

I gave my sandwiches to TootToot.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Average? I must've missed when he improved.

Well he did manage to do some good trolling on the cricket board.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Well he did manage to do some good trolling on the cricket board.

Not good enough to be above average