Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[A Cut Above]

Power Rankings are way better because they are powerful and generally are full of shit.

I'm noticing a strong correlation here between Jose's Power Rankings & Jose's Cold Hard Tips....

 

[JoseMourinho]

I'm noticing a strong correlation here between Jose's Power Rankings & Jose's Cold Hard Tips....

So you're essentially saying that my tipping and power rankings are Robyesque (I recorded the same amount of tips as Roby!)

Maybe, I should call it Power Bean Rankings!

 

[Allikat]

Didn't they all try to vote you off?

No... We were too busy making Royals quit

 

[A Cut Above]

So you're essentially saying that my tipping and power rankings are Robyesque (I recorded the same amount of tips as Roby!)

Maybe, I should call it Power Bean Rankings!

I'm saying if there's any kind of credible methodology behind either of them I'm yet to discern it.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Team chopsticks! Woooo

It is like there is only one tribe playing in survivor

 

[Allikat]

It is like there is only one tribe playing in survivor

The best tribe

 

[hazard]

How long did hazard's last Jose?

14 minutes.

Not bad.

What about benwah's?

lol Jose can't read. My first edit lasted about 10 seconds, second edit lasted 31 minutes. My edits are the IP address authored ones:

 

[bontshow]

Morganashlee who is your tribe going to vote off do you think?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Morganashlee who is your tribe going to vote off do you think?

We've voted that you must be a part of our tribe now so we can lose more challenges in the future.

 

[bontshow]

We've voted that you must be a part of our tribe now so we can lose more challenges in the future.

You're supposed to vote someone out mate. You guys really have no idea do you

 

[JoseMourinho]

You're supposed to vote someone out mate. You guys really have no idea do you

Nope, we need help.

 

[bontshow]

Nope, we need help.

Vote for Beng or Toot, their entries are last minute rush jobs if they even enter at all

 

[Duritz]

The biggest surprise of round 2 was definitely JoseMourinho being able to pull off a coup against the reigning champ in Morganashlee. I was sure that he wouldn't be able to, but he worked his little accounting butt off behind the scenes via PM to get the move done. Quite the coup Jose. Guess you got the last laugh over morgs. At least for the time being...?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

The biggest surprise of round 2 was definitely JoseMourinho being able to pull off a coup against the reigning champ in Morganashlee. I was sure that he wouldn't be able to, but he worked his little accounting butt off behind the scenes via PM to get the move done. Quite the coup Jose. Guess you got the last laugh over morgs. At least for the time being...?

Yes, it was all Jose, pulling all the strings.

 

[Duritz]

Yes, it was all Jose, pulling all the strings.

Yeah, it was surprising, huh. The rest of us were all like, "no way, **** off Jose, you'll never get this to work", but when he transferred that $200 cash into each of our bank accounts, with the reference line "GAGF Morgs"we knew he was really serious.

Quite the play, Jose.

 

[TootToot!]

Vote for Beng or Toot, their entries are last minute rush jobs if they even enter at all

Listen up pip-squeak! Your non-rushed entries aren't funny and are borderline homosexually Freudian!

Now normally I'd crushed a little insect like you, but we both know you'd just cower in the grooves of the soles of my loafers, and when I'd lift my shoe to see where your pathetic little carcass had smeared I'd see you huddled over in shame, declaring in your squeaky little germ of a voice "Please don't hurt me! I'm just a horrid little turncoat!" So pipe down V-plates!

Wow this Angel Dust takes me to some dark places! Better have another toke to make sure it's working!

#TootToot!

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

10) Cooksen - Up 1
Starburns like your entry, I didn't. If your english voice actor didn't sound like he had lung cancer, I might have liked it. Could have done more with Hodgey!

Well Starburns_ matters more then you.

So fornicate away jose.

 

[DapperJong]

Hory shit

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hory shit, those stupid goddamn Mongolians have wrecked my shitty wall

Efa.

 

[DapperJong]

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[bontshow]

Listen up pip-squeak! Your non-rushed entries aren't funny and are borderline homosexually Freudian!

Now normally I'd crushed a little insect like you, but we both know you'd just cower in the grooves of the soles of my loafers, and when I'd lift my shoe to see where your pathetic little carcass had smeared I'd see you huddled over in shame, declaring in your squeaky little germ of a voice "Please don't hurt me! I'm just a horrid little turncoat!" So pipe down V-plates!

Wow this Angel Dust takes me to some dark places! Better have another toke to make sure it's working!

#TootToot!

That was better than your challenge entries

 

[Dinsdale]

Who'd have thought no one gives a shit about Footy Classified

No one seems to give a shit about Jarrad P. Waite either!!

sent by shoe phone using tapatoe

 

[bontshow]

You may only vote for a member of your own tribe, and you will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 10pm tomorrow AEDT

You posted this at 12:55am Thursday your time yeah? So 10pm Friday night not Thursday night?

 

[Starburns_]

You posted this at 12:55am Thursday your time yeah? So 10pm Friday night not Thursday night?

I did that last round too, but no, I think I have enough votes in to call it regardless.

 

[bontshow]

I did that last round too, but no, I think I have enough votes in to call it regardless.

Sweet. Post it up, I won't be able to sleep until you do now