Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Morganashlee]

You're going to get a shock then when you see my wedding ring in my finger selfie

You're going to be shocked when I still won't give a shit

 

[bontshow]

You're going to be shocked when I still won't give a shit

You seem upset. Is there something you want to talk about?

You alluded to something going on in response to Duritz earlier

 

[Morganashlee]

You seem upset. Is there something you want to talk about?

You alluded to something going on in response to Duritz earlier

Everyone has things going on, I'm not upset at all. Did you mean for this to sound sincere? It didn't.

 

[bontshow]

Everyone has things going on, I'm not upset at all. Did you mean for this to sound sincere? It didn't.

Well it was, maybe you're jumping at shadows a bit with everything that's going on

Seriously, PM me, I'm a bit older than you so I'm good with advice. From one westy to another

 

[Starburns_]

Starburns_ I started compiling a list of challenge entries by challenge and by poster for the OP, then I realised the links break every time you change the title of the thread. What do you reckon, am I wasting my time? Do you want to keep the title static, or is there another way we could do it?

I don't think we need individual entry links, the challenge links in the OP are more than enough for checking on past entries.

 

[Morganashlee]

Well it was, maybe you're jumping at shadows a bit with everything that's going on

Seriously, PM me, I'm a bit older than you so I'm good with advice. From one westy to another

Older isn't really my thing lol thanks Boydogs, I'm kicking goals today and now celebrating with a 2am spa. Life is pretty good at this minute

 

[bontshow]

Older isn't really my thing lol thanks Boydogs, I'm kicking goals today and now celebrating with a 2am spa. Life is pretty good at this minute

Well the offer's there. Nothing like someone anonymous to put perspective on things sometimes

 

[Bender_]

boydogs 2003

 

[JoseMourinho]

#AdventuresonNYCIsland
Day 2 - Evening

I tried to help Morgs with posting emotes. She didn't understanding typing or any other emotes. She struggled and was unable to post an emote. However, she allowed me to use her network to post my Power Rankings.

She explicitly asked "Boydshow has to be number 12 though", I typed it in despite my rankings showing that Chappy deserved the spot.

"Jose, you can't give up your integrity as a power ranking specialist", Cookie yelled.

"I am afraid that I am not a specialist, I just get given numbers from a bunch of monkeys", I responded, "I am sorry that I am a fraud but I can coach though".

Cooksen's face went pale suddenly and sat on a stump. "OMG, this boydshow dickhead, How is he still on Cockburn Island", Morgs yelled "All he does is suck up to Starburns_".

I quickly posted my Power Rankings and went off the Casa Del Morgs network.

"Sheesh, shes definitely sounding like those two guys that were yelling at each other back there", I thought. I heard a crash and a yell,

"****ing hell ", an unknown figure yelled as they dropped a lifeless Fremantle Supporter onto the beach.

Cookie and I rushed down to help her. I approached the figure who said "**** off Jose.... Survey Says, Yes!". The figure disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The Fremantle supporter coughed and water gushed from her mouth. "She's alive?", I wondered.

"Allikat!", Cookie yelled as his face lit up. "Cookie!? I thought I'd never see you again", Allikat responded.

However, the love dovey scene was ruined by an Angry MorganAshlee who came down yeling, "OMG, that Boydshow.... thinking he is so good at survivor, his entries are nothing but trash and he is only being kept there until the end so it is just him and another flog who will win it!"

"Morgs, this lady needs some help, do you mind if Cookie and I stay at Casa Del Morgs tonight?" I asked.

"**** off.........", Morgs yelled, "JOSE angry face angry face!!!"

Morgs let Allikat and Cookie into her house and barred the door to ensure that I couldn't get in. I managed to sleep outside under the verrendah of Casa Del Morgs.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

The start of a tropical island romance.

#cookiekat

 

[Duritz]

Poor Jose, being shut out like that.

 

[iTigre]

wow that was a lot to catch up on, pretty funny so far

 

[hazard]

What do you mean by "full Duritz/KP" treatment? Mine has the standard finger selfie treatment, and the joke is still the message on my hand and the location, but I'm animating the background. That ok?

 

[Starburns_]

What do you mean by "full Duritz/KP" treatment? Mine has the standard finger selfie treatment, and the joke is still the message on my hand and the location, but I'm animating the background. That ok?

That's fine, as mentioned to Boydogs, it means no real selfies, we don't need peoples faces in this game.

 

[DapperJong]

That's fine, as mentioned to Boydogs, it means no real selfies, we don't need peoples faces in this game.

But I'm sO PRETTY

 

[DapperJong]

far out caps lock chill out

 

[Duritz]

far out caps lock chill out

Edit - how do I add a spoiler thing to that? Has swearing. Naughty.

 

[oogac]

You're going to get a shock then when you see my wedding ring in my finger selfie

 

[JoseMourinho]

Stronzo will definitely get one outside the Cockbum sign now

 

[Duritz]

Pfft... anyone can put the snoopy characters on top of your own photo then painstakingly photos

Stronzo will definitely get one outside the Cockbum sign now

You'll get one outside your Cockbum if you're not careful.




















OK I have no idea what that means.

 

[Rankin_1925]

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[hazard]

Challenge #8 Entry

Pretty sure I could watch this all day. Brad "k4e" Scott having a tantrum. Jack "Benwah" Watts proudly marching. Mitch "Duritz" Robinson and Paul "Chappyuk" Chapman giving the performance of a lifetime. Tom "Boydshow" Boyd singing this song.

 

[bontshow]

JoseMourinho why does Morgs hate me so much?

 

[Duritz]

Pretty sure I could watch this all day. Brad "k4e" Scott having a tantrum. Jack "Benwah" Watts proudly marching. Mitch "Duritz" Robinson and Paul "Chappyuk" Chapman giving the performance of a lifetime. Tom "Boydshow" Boyd singing this song.

Dude you just quoted your own post, then elucidated reasons as to its validity. Ive never seen anything more desperate I've seen in recent year.

In fact it's rendered me illiterate, as the above shows.


You quoted your own post, to talk it up...

 

[Duritz]

Hey hazard I've got a gut who wants to meet you, he used to play pro ball in the states, was in some comedy films too.

#service