Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Bender_]

That's about as likely as you being TootToot!

Yes, every elias on this board is me. Except for the shit ones, they're JoseMourinho.

 

[BoringRoss]

Just role playing, Bosky or would you rather Jose's Big Brother Uplate Quiz Show

The boring quiz show about accounting, Count me in.

I have a celebrity guest for the new Jose Uplate Show. The Jose's Survivor Power Rankings Show (stolen from ESPN).

I am the guest.

It will be a fun time.

 

[royals1922]

Aren't you like 40?

I'll take that. I do remember the 1977 drawn grand final though.

Ross Henshaw was always my favourite player

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

All the flogs that leave Chelsea that go to City seem to have a great time.....


on the bench.... but for you it'll be on the operating table.

JoseMourinho lets stop discussing minnow EPL teams.

 

[royals1922]

Is it just me or has the tension risen in here

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Aren't you like 40?

He's 90.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Is it just me or has the tension risen in here

Scrotum nipples.

And the tension is gone.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Scrotum nipples.

And the tension is gone.

Reminds me of family guy where Peter finds out he can do what he wants when he's been declared mentally ******ed.

He says in church, vagina boob during prayer.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Its a good thing you have never turncoated on anyone

I've got a red coat you can borrow mr Arnold.

Up the British mole.

 

[RelaxMax]

 

[Morganashlee]

You have immunity.Why the agitation....

No agitation here, just anticipation for challenge number two

 

[NorthernLights]

I'll take that. I do remember the 1977 drawn grand final though.

Ross Henshaw was always my favourite player

I bet Morgs remembers it too

 

[royals1922]

I bet Morgs remembers it too

MA wouldn't have been in one of her parents erotic dreams in the 1977 GF.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

MA wouldn't have been in one of her parents erotic dreams in the 1977 GF.

That's a bit creepy.

 

[Bender_]

That's a bit creepy.

Bombres1922

 

[hazard]

surely the deadlock is between jose and toottoot

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

surely the deadlock is between jose and toottoot

So Jose and his arch nemesis.

 

[JoseMourinho]

surely the deadlock is between jose and toottoot

No, it is between a glass man and myself.

 

[royals1922]

That's a bit creepy.

Was said inarticulately. Morgs is a lady. More that her parents probably hadn't met then.

But if Morgs got offended, happy to take it back.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Was said inarticulately. Morgs is a lady. More that her parents probably hadn't met then.

But if Morgs got offended, happy to take it back.

Not so much, was just such a vivid description

 

[royals1922]

Bombres1922

I always had a good bay relationship with Bombres. The door to the basement was never locked.

 

[Morganashlee]

I bet Morgs remembers it too

Umm ... You can walk home from East Geelong campaigner

MA wouldn't have been in one of her parents erotic dreams in the 1977 GF.

I don't think either of them had erotic dreams and if they did I ****ing hope I wasn't ever involved in that shit

 

[royals1922]

Umm ... You can walk home from East Geelong campaigner


I don't think either of them had erotic dreams and if they did I ******* hope I wasn't ever involved in that shit

Wouldn't be unless your parents were named Foster.

 

[Starburns_]

Or royals and Chappy are going vote for vote? Who knows

What makes you think it's only a 2 horse race?

You will have to walk home from East Geelong, you campaigner

EFA.

 

[bontshow]

I have a map you idiot it's just not overgrown

TMI Morgs. And no need to call me an idiot after complimenting your challenge entry