Media SWEET BFEW HYSTERIA - The Best EVER Match by a Rookie

[DemurePrincess]

The Goal of the game for the Wonders, was to win.
But we got beaten by a Priceless & Princeless DemurePrincess.

New tictacs will be deployed next season when we meat.

What? Butter doesn’t melt here

 

[thewizardmelon]

You haven't achieved anything yet, mate.

 

[BFew]

Having number 86 on the back of my Wonders match shirt, I have to admit that the Secret Agent 86 training I received in my younger years might have contributed to what happened yesterday arvo in the match.

Get Smart - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

'The series centers on bumbling secret agent Maxwell Smart (Adams), aka Agent 86, and his unnamed female partner, Agent 99 (Feldon).'

 

[Greenery]

Genuinely one of the worst posters I've ever seen

 

[HARPSichord]

Genuinely one of the worst posters I've ever seen

This thread has nothing to do with posting. Jog on, idiot.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Genuinely one of the worst posters I've ever seen

Good to see you can't read and you're a ****ing moron.

 

[BFew]

the Secret Agent 86 training I received in my younger years

Clarification below (re-enactment using stunt double)

 

[big_icky]

Not bad, not sure if it's better than freo84's 29 disposals and 16 marks off a back flank ON DEBUT but I'll certainly keep this in mind for Rising Star considerations.

 

[Supersuns]

Genuinely one of the worst posters I've ever seen

3 of the top 5 in this thread alone.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Not bad, not sure if it's better than freo84's 29 disposals and 16 marks off a back flank ON DEBUT but I'll certainly keep this in mind for Rising Star considerations.

I think 34 is bigger than 29

 

[big_icky]

I think 34 is bigger than 29

I think it's a bit easier to get 34 disposals in the midfield.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I think it's a bit easier to get 34 disposals in the midfield.

wouldn't know inside midfielders are losers

 

[BFew]

Not bad, not sure if it's better than freo84's 29 disposals and 16 marks off a back flank ON DEBUT but I'll certainly keep this in mind for Rising Star considerations.

Not to question freo84's effort or talent, but was the ball in the back line a lot that game, as defenders often get lots more disposals when the ball is in their backline from lots of attacking play from the opposition, and/or the opposition team kicks heaps of points, out of bounds on the full in the back line, or their are lots of boundary throw ins in the back line.

 

[BFew]

I think it's a bit easier to get 34 disposals in the midfield.

Does each of the six goals I kicked, count as a disposal in that 34 disposals stat from yesterday?

 

[big_icky]

Does each of the six goals I kicked, count as a disposal in that 34 disposals stat rom yesterday?

Goals are for shmucks, just look at the top 3 of the Fred race.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Goals are for shmucks, just look at the top 3 of the Fred race.

Great. Now sausageroll is crying.

 

[BFew]

Great. Now @sausageroll is crying.

Are the tears a red or brown colour?

If so that's probably just sauce, and all is well with sausageroll. Apart from not getting the FRED award yesterday.

 

[BFew]

When I first saw this thread title, I initially thought it was referring to how Rookie Wonders Coach AnUltimateRessie had matched me with ClarkeM to provide a lethal goal making machine for the Wonders, like came to fruition yesterday.

 

[Greenery]

Good to see you can't read and you're a ****ing moron.

Why would I read a thread about this shit poster

This thread has nothing to do with posting. Jog on, idiot.

I don't care, he sucks

 

[DemurePrincess]

Why would I read a thread about this shit poster

I don't care, he sucks

Go suck some more lemons


*Edit - forgot the miserable campaigner bit

Sorry!

 

[Greenery]

Go suck some more lemons


*Edit - forgot the miserable campaigner bit

Sorry!

Can't believe I took you off ignore for this

 

[DemurePrincess]

Can't believe I took you off ignore for this

Whoops! **** you too

 

[Gralin]

View attachment 2001844

In what can only be described as the next coming of Jesus BFew has graced us with his qooty skills to give the Ophidian Old Boys a lot to deal with before their finals race began.

Highly touted as the next GOAT after an incredible junior career, BFew had a quiet start to his Sweet F.A career but that all changed in round twenty.

Here is just some of the MANY highlights of BFew from this record breaking* game.
*im not actually checking this, who do you think I am?




























The Statistics:
22 Kicks
12 Handballs
34 Disposals
7 Tackles
Goal of the Game
6 Goals
154!!! Dream Team Points
1 result that doesn't matter

​

You're welcome

 

[thewizardmelon]

This thread has nothing to do with posting. Jog on, idiot.

Good to see you can't read and you're a ****ing moron.

May this tandem pair live on forever in sweet, it’s the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in years.

But stepping in the ring with a dragon who has less brain cells than letters in his username isn’t fair. Can’t wait to see you two tag team actual opposition

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

May this tandem pair live on forever in sweet, it’s the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in years.

But stepping in the ring with a dragon who has less brain cells than letters in his username isn’t fair. Can’t wait to see you two tag team actual opposition

im in love with you