Event Sweet F.A Players Association - beez Trophy - S27 - The SFA's Largest Repository of Facts

[pantskyle]

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Threads of Note:

Media - Loonerty's Wonderful World Of Statistics

This is where I'm gonna just dump stats of all sorts of wonderful things. Let's begin by looking at the beez results by first character in usrnames: We can see here that T absolutely dominates. 13 users whose username begins with T received votes. Here is a table. Look at it. But Loonerty, I...

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Competition - Loonerty's Shit Banter BINGO! - Sign Ups Now Open + POLL

Welcome everyone to my new game for Season 27! It's called "Shit Banter Bingo!" You may remember somewhere between a week and a fortnight ago I posted a thread asking for responses to a survey asking the citizens of the SFA what they consider to be overused or just generally shit banter in match...

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Media - Season 27 DERF Medal Presentation

Hello ladies and gentlemen. We are at the end of another home and away season, which means the time has come to hand out the most prestigious award in the SFA - the Derf Medal. Tonight we will also award the Stingy Bastard award, to the full back who kept their opponent goalless on the...

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Media - You hate to see it - Las Vegas Bears screw up team sheet for prelim final

Hello ladies and gentlemen. I bring you some sad news. Unfortunately, Cadaver has made a glaring error in his posting of the Las Vegas Bears team sheet for their Preliminary Final against the Mount Buller Demons. In the absence of JoshWoodenSpoon, young leader and surely future captain Cadaver...

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Media - OFFICIAL EXPANSION BID: Menlo Park Adverts

When the league is ready to expand, who will be there for those who support our benevolent overlord Google and it's child AdSense? The followers of AdSense are much maligned and require a safe haven where they may pray and enjoy qooty as a community encouraging togetherness, purity and revenue...

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Season Highlights:
Reported on a large swath of mostly useless statistics
Praised AdSense much
Finished above 36th place in the Beez
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Rank	Poster	Votes	Club
9th	Loonerty	665	East Side Hawks

Looking to redeem himself and successfully doing so after a disappointing 36th placing in the Beez last season coming in 9th spot is Loonerty .

This season Loonerty has fired up his all round contributions being everything from a priest for the holiness of AdSense, the master statistician that produces numbers that no one wants to nor needs to know, a mystery podcast host, and somebody who promised to host s**t banter bingo but never got onto doing so. The former Hawks captain has provided much entertainment all round with his threads, his stats threads counted some extremely obscure things such as underground handballs, letters in names etc. He also continued his DERF thread that recognised the fullbacks of the league and even shed light on the infamous Bears preliminary final team sheet error. His hosting of the podcast was far more reliable and competent that the regular host and deservingly so his peers have acknowledged Loons' efforts this season.

Well done Loons on 9th place in the S27 Beez!​

And here comes the SF influenced additions.

 

[miggs]

Did I get a vote

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Threads of Note:

Resource - Season 27 Extended Statistics

Round 1

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Resource - Season 27 In Numbers: Complete Extended Statistics

TABLE OF CONTENTS Player Statistics Hitouts Disposals Kicks Handballs Marks Tackles Frees For Frees Against Goals Behinds Dream Team Exie Game Highs Team Statistics Team Totals Game Highs

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Media - Repossessing the Keys to Vegas

At the end of Season 23, Dingster played his record 178th game for the Las Vegas Bears. He debuted way back in our very first season, Season 5, and rejoined the club when we reentered the league in Season 18. He is one of the most decorated Bears of all time, with a club best and fairest and...

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Media - Poor BRAB

Let's have a look at BRAB's misfortune over his last 2 seasons at the Gumbies. - consecutive straight sets exits - BLERN and Fryer Tuck left leaving the bulk of the responsibility on his shoulders - didn't win the beez, didn't win the Mobbs (AB did instead lol), didn't get All-SFA - becomes...

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Media - A Sincere Apology to the Simming Committee

I, Cadaver, would like to hereby apologise to the Sweet FA simming committee, comprising of Doctor Gero, Hate and NaturalDisaster. On Sunday afternoon, during the final quarter of the preliminary final between the Bears and Demons, I made a number of inflammatory and accusatory comments about...

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Season Highlights:
S27 Frankston Rover Award Winner
Reduced Media output by 80% this season, became 40% less annoying
Repaired headphone jack to get back on a podcast
Got his captain suspended from a grand final
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Rank	Poster	Votes	Club
8th	Cadaver	721	Las Vegas Bears

Coming in 8th spot is Cadaver the corpse of kdavva74's aspirations following last season's EKA. This season Cadaver has taken more of a backseat and contributed to more stats work behind the scene managing the spreadsheets that keep everyone's week to week playing performances recorded. He has also contributed to various archives and history projects which has improved people's access to information. Such contributions and effort have seen him awarded the Frankston Rover Award for Season 27.

However, Cadaver can never escape controversy even when he tries to stay out of the limelight as a team sheet error in the preliminary final saw his team penalised 2 goals and his captain JoshWoodenSpoon suspended from the grand final which generated a whirlwind of attention. Cadaver is a strong personality around the board and always has input whether banter or serious issues as evident when he ran for administrator after just 2 seasons albeit in a shortlived campaign. Such a high profile is no doubt the reason he has once again been recognised as a top poster in the Sweet FA.

Well done Cadaver on 8th place in the S27 Beez!​

 

[Far Kern]

Did I get a vote

I had you number one baby.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Dav what a ripper.

 

[Tandy]

Good stuff skip

 

[Test Tickle]

Dav what a ripper.

Good stuff skip

Great stuff Eight, well deserved.

 

[Barrybran]

Onya Dav!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Threads of Note:

Discussion - Sweet F.A. Early Season Survey

Before the traditional mid-season survey appears. I'd like to jump the queue with some different survey questions regarding the league. The plan is to collate these answers to, hopefully, get a snapshot of where the league is at at the moment and hopefully use the outcomes as something for the...

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Fans demand a stop to the roYt

The House of Gumby erupted as the Gumbies stormed home to clinch a Round 10 victory but audible, beneath the plasticine cacophony, was the booing from the hearty Roys fans who had made the trek to watch their team falter once more. The Roys recorded their 6th loss of the season, the 8th loss...

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Discussion - Early Season Survey - Results summary

This survey received 18 responses, from 10 of the Sweet F.A.s teams. 6 of these responses were made in public but have been included to try and give more depth to the responses. As expected the public responses were less candid than those in private, with players being tagged, humorous responses...

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!! New Sweet F.A. taskforce

In light of the recent crackdown on adult content, we've seen league members disappear overnight and the populace not knowing which way to turn. While certain clubs gloat at the misfortunes of this crackdown, we've noticed a real need for those who want to do the right thing, but don't know...

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Media - The art gallery of Season 27

Bombers after team list submission by Edvard Munch Any Sweet FA faction by Leonardi Da Vinci Mount Buller blessed again by Dosso Dossi fumbler Admin application by Pablo Picasso Hall of Fame selection by Richard Woodville Stats and archives residents by Hans Holbein the Younger...

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BROKRAHS BEEZ SWEEPSTAKES

Oprah and I noticed there was some angst about the votes and lack of transparency in last seasons beez medal voting. Luckily this season Oprah has lots of.... As a result we're announcing the beez votes sweepstakes. What's involved? Throughout the course of the season we'll be providing 20...

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Season Highlights:
All-SFA Half Forward Flank
Ran the most successful survey of the season
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Rank	Poster	Votes	Club
6th	Broken	820	Roys FFC

In 6th spot is league Hall of Fame Immortal, the always humorous and clever Broken . In order to help people gain insight into the impending admin campaigns, Broken ran an extremely comprehensive early season survey to establish some viewpoints held across the league and what the big issues were. In addition to this was Broken's usual original media concepts that took the piss out of current events such as the AdSense crackdown, Gumby and Bomber issues, and the Roys mediocrity on the field with references to famous artpieces and on point references to pop culture.

But no doubt Broken's most original idea of the season was Brokrah's beez sweepstakes that got people up and about; using potential Beez votes as an incentive for people to partake in various creative posting challenges that produced some very humorous outcomes and engaged many across the league. Such original content and diverse range of posting style is exactly why Broken has been rated by his peers so highly for so long. This season being acknowledged by being named in the All-SFA team.

Congrats Broken on 6th spot in the S27 Beez!​

 

[Agent93]

wtf was 7 Cloud_ ?

 

[pantskyle]

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Threads of Note:

Discussion - Sweet F.A. Early Season Survey

Before the traditional mid-season survey appears. I'd like to jump the queue with some different survey questions regarding the league. The plan is to collate these answers to, hopefully, get a snapshot of where the league is at at the moment and hopefully use the outcomes as something for the...

www.bigfooty.com

Fans demand a stop to the roYt

The House of Gumby erupted as the Gumbies stormed home to clinch a Round 10 victory but audible, beneath the plasticine cacophony, was the booing from the hearty Roys fans who had made the trek to watch their team falter once more. The Roys recorded their 6th loss of the season, the 8th loss...

www.bigfooty.com

Discussion - Early Season Survey - Results summary

This survey received 18 responses, from 10 of the Sweet F.A.s teams. 6 of these responses were made in public but have been included to try and give more depth to the responses. As expected the public responses were less candid than those in private, with players being tagged, humorous responses...

www.bigfooty.com

ANNOUNCEMENT!!! New Sweet F.A. taskforce

In light of the recent crackdown on adult content, we've seen league members disappear overnight and the populace not knowing which way to turn. While certain clubs gloat at the misfortunes of this crackdown, we've noticed a real need for those who want to do the right thing, but don't know...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - The art gallery of Season 27

Bombers after team list submission by Edvard Munch Any Sweet FA faction by Leonardi Da Vinci Mount Buller blessed again by Dosso Dossi fumbler Admin application by Pablo Picasso Hall of Fame selection by Richard Woodville Stats and archives residents by Hans Holbein the Younger...

www.bigfooty.com

BROKRAHS BEEZ SWEEPSTAKES

Oprah and I noticed there was some angst about the votes and lack of transparency in last seasons beez medal voting. Luckily this season Oprah has lots of.... As a result we're announcing the beez votes sweepstakes. What's involved? Throughout the course of the season we'll be providing 20...

www.bigfooty.com

Season Highlights:
All-SFA Half Forward Flank
Ran the most successful survey of the season
​

Rank	Poster	Votes	Club
6th	Broken	820	Roys FFC

In 6th spot is league Hall of Fame Immortal, the always humorous and clever Broken . In order to help people gain insight into the impending admin campaigns, Broken ran an extremely comprehensive early season survey to establish some viewpoints held across the league and what the big issues were. In addition to this was Broken's usual original media concepts that took the piss out of current events such as the AdSense crackdown, Gumby and Bomber issues, and the Roys mediocrity on the field with references to famous artpieces and on point references to pop culture.

But no doubt Broken's most original idea of the season was Brokrah's beez sweepstakes that got people up and about; using potential Beez votes as an incentive for people to partake in various creative posting challenges that produced some very humorous outcomes and engaged many across the league. Such original content and diverse range of posting style is exactly why Broken has been rated by his peers so highly for so long. This season being acknowledged by being named in the All-SFA team.

Congrats Broken on 6th spot in the S27 Beez!​

Should have been top 3.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

If Josh wins again there needs to be an inquest.

 

[TedDougChris]

Should have been top 3.

Agreed !!

 

[TedDougChris]

Go Broken !!

 

[Agent93]

Should have been top 3.

Agreed.

 

[TedDougChris]

wtf was 7 Cloud_ ?

Posted in the S28 Grand Final thread probably !!

 

[The Half Back]

well done Loonerty, true champion of the game.

 

[Tandy]

8# Dav
7#
6# Broken

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Should have been top 3.

Should have won

 

[Tandy]

Cloud is going out in a blaze of glory! BRAB style

 

[Agent93]

8# Dav
7#
6# Broken

So Dav is 'collect underpants' and Broken is 'profit'?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

7 is ND.

 

[RelaxMax]

8# Dav
7#
6# Broken

profit

(too slow)

 

[Agent93]

7 is ND.

Seems to be N/A at the moment.

I'm sorry everyone (except philreich).

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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