Event Sweet F.A Players Association - beez Trophy - S27 - The SFA's Largest Repository of Facts

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Brb dinner intermission

The Wheel Of Punishment will not be as kind

 

[NaturalDisaster]

One hour, 20 minutes to eat dinner

Is Cloud_ having a 6 course meal?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

One hour, 20 minutes to eat dinner

Is Cloud_ having a 6 course meal?

Chicken wings apparently

 

[harry000]

One hour, 20 minutes to eat dinner

Is Cloud_ having a 6 course meal?

At least he is eating it at a normal human dinner time tonight.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Chicken wings apparently

LOL at TJASTA pretending he understands the reference.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

One hour, 20 minutes to eat dinner

Is Cloud_ having a 6 course meal?

He'll be right back.
With the dinner ox he has slain in the woods.

 

[TJASTA]

LOL at TJASTA pretending he understands the reference.

i listen/edit the song contest podcast you knob

 

[NaturalDisaster]

i listen/edit the song contest podcast you knob

Go stuff yourself

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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Threads of Note:

Media - Top 10 Most Annoying Flogs in the Sweet FA

Hi flogs, Remember how in the off season, I said I was turning into a bitter flog who speaks the honest, brutal truth and wouldn’t hold back? Three rounds into the season, I ask myself two questions: 1. “Have I done this?” 2. “How do I rate my progress in achieving this goal so far?”...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - The moral of the story..

I am an ethical person, I won't break the rules. As a league simmer, I won't rig games and I remain neutral when simming. There's rules when it comes to simming, there is also rules when it comes to match posting. I cannot, for example alter the text before posting to reflect a different...

www.bigfooty.com

Competition - Last Man Standing - Congratulations Philreich

Hey knobs, So, there’s a few comps around the Comp for the upcoming season. I’m looking to run a simple one I’ve had in mind for a while. This game is essentially tipping but you tip one game each week and if you get it wrong, goodbye! The ultimate goal is to be the Last Man (or Woman)...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - What you LIKED, LEARNT and HATED - Round 10

Liked: Dragons rookies - Thread wasn't much to write home about the Dragons rookies are looking promising and already gone passed their prize rookie of S26 Learnt: Bombers off season crying continues and BRAB joins them. Hated: Losing my first match as a Hawk :mad:

www.bigfooty.com

Media - S27 Mid Season Survey RESULTS - Get your burnt pies!

Hi all, Let me start off by saying I am majorly disappointed in all of you. *Looks around* ALL OF YOU. We had a very low turn out of 17. Last season was 27 and even that people were saying that was low. I even SHORTENED the survey and made it easier and yet still, you all let me down. I...

www.bigfooty.com

Season Highlights:
Finally made the top 20 in the Beez
All-SFA Hall Forward Flank
Inspired the top 10 lists meme
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Rank	Poster	Votes	Club
6th	NaturalDisaster	820	East Side Hawks

Also coming in at 6th spot in the Beez on the same number of votes is one of the most underrated posters in the league of the past few seasons NaturalDisaster !

In addition to the effort and time he puts into serving the league as a simmer and game poster, ND has continued to be a huge presence in the league media. Even when he stuffs up threads as evident with his top 10 thread inspiring a trend of posters making top 10 threads to mock him. He also hilariously pi**ed off all the Bombers when he posted a sim game line by line in order to show how moral he is after somebody accused him of manipulating the posts. This in addition to him hosting Qooty related games such as last man standing and ripping off main board threads to engage the Sweet FA along with producing this season's survey as he usually does. Another strong season at his new club the Hawks saw ND make the All-SFA team for a third consecutive season. ND is a true all-rounder in the league and has rightfully been recognised. This is like witnessing Jarrad Waite fulfil his potential.

Congratulations ND on also getting 6th place in the S27 Beez!​

Yes, the people have spoken!

The moral to the story. If anyone would like to increase their BEEZ ranking next season just do what NaturalDisaster did and give Uncle Tony a call.

With the bullet!

 

[pantskyle]

The Golden Pants.

The winner of this season's Golden Pants award for the best poster in the league as deemed by me is the poster to be announced in the next paragraph.

Congratulations to pantskyle. That's 12 in a row for the poster deemed most likely to win 12 Golden Pants in a row. Wild count which came down to a nailbiter.

Treasure this, one day it'll be worth nothing.
That day is now. Join the Warriors, God bless.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Joins the BC, top 4 in the beez.

It works!

Promise?

 

[pantskyle]

The Golden Pants.

The winner of this season's Golden Pants award for the best poster in the league as deemed by me is the poster to be announced in the next paragraph.

Congratulations to pantskyle. That's 12 in a row for the poster deemed most likely to win 12 Golden Pants in a row. Wild count which came down to a nailbiter.

Treasure this, one day it'll be worth nothing.
That day is now. Join the Warriors, God bless.

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In legit shock, been a tough season, but I have been very nice to the voting committee and this is proof that being yourself wins awards.

Happy to join the Warriors and make further history by being the first poster to join a team in an awards thread.

Cheers all goodnight.

 

[pantskyle]

Promise?

Next year mate.

 

[miggs]

You don't own a fat miggs poster?

Only those deemed worthy shall receive. TiF is working his way towards one just quietly

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Only those deemed worthy shall receive. TiF is working his way towards one just quietly

Shout dodger!

 

[Tandy]

Wonder what cloud is making in his slow cooker.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Chicken wings apparently

He'll be right back.
With the dinner ox he has slain in the woods.

don't eat anything here, get over to the rats B&F and order the Rat Junior Burger

 

[JT_the_Man]

Said no one ever!

If I’m not top 5 expect a top quality melt.

Odds on JT_the_Man to melt come the end of the night?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

We've been waiting long enough

just give NaturalDisaster all the beez so we can have a laugh and move on

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

i need a bigger poolroom
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Mark Fine's masturbatorium taken to a new level

 

[Tandy]

The crucifixion and resurrection of The Jesus has taken place whilst Cloud_ has been having dinner

 

[Agent93]

The crucifixion and resurrection of The Jesus has taken place whilst Cloud_ has been having dinner

I've driven home from work and had dinner in this intermission.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I've driven home from work and had dinner in this intermission.

I could drive home from dinner and eat your house in this intermission.

 

[Agent93]

I could drive home from dinner and eat your house in this intermission.

Please do not.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Please do not.

Fine I'll cycle.