Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 17: West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC @ The Colosseum

[Cheetah]

Struth, who pimped the rilla?

 

[Mobbs]

Game day bitches!

Very, very early ... on game day, bitches!

 

[Maroon Goon]

Pumped its game day and pumped will be wonders.

 

[pantskyle]

Hell yeahs gameday.

The Roys are ready to make history, against all odds, can the magnificent Gorilla's from the mist become the greatest team of all time?

Yes is the answer, the correct answer is yes.

 

[Maroon Goon]

Backs to the wall underdogs stuff but they triumph onwards to victory.

 

[Reardo]

I think I'm Batman.

 

[Maroon Goon]

use it.

 

[ClarkeM]

I think I'm Batman.

That would explain why you suck then

 

[pantskyle]

That would explain why you suck then

Batman would kick Charlie Days arse all over the world.

 

[DemonJim]

Is that a Hanson song? Mmmmmmm bop?

I can see the quality oozing out of this post!

 

[DemonJim]

I just want at least 2 goals and then I shall be happy!
Bring on this victory for the Wonders.

Let's dance!

 

[pantskyle]

I just want at least 2 goals and then I shall be happy!
Bring on this victory for the Wonders.

Let's dance!

Edit: Why does Bowie look like he is in pain?

 

[3KZ is Football]

This is going to be an amazing day!

Roys by the greatest winning margin in SFA history!

 

[DemonJim]

I spotted Freakie and pantskyle out at the local shopping centre...

I waited for the next lift.

 

[pantskyle]

ROYS TO RISE:​

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GO GO GORILLAS​

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By G. O'rilla​

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Preparing for battle.​

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DESTINY: It's in the Roys hands. No longer the poor old SFA club that no ones fears. The Roys have produced the best season ever in the SFA for player turn out. Of course some aspects of the old Roys have crept in during the seasons games with some truly horrible games but the difference between the Roys best and worst is a mile apart. Today history beckons, too make the finals we will need to see a performance of a lifetime. Ideally you do not want to go into a game relying on another result but that is what faces our team today. If our 'rillas win today and exit the competition then they do so with head held high. A loss could see them drop to second last and also a season of failure. The drums are beating and the battle songs have started to be sung. The legion of Roys fans have made the trip to the Colosseum to cheer on the team. They have made themselves heard.​

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God save the Roys​

The 'rillas regime​

They made you a moron​

Potential Roys bomb​

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God save the Roys​

They ain't no human beings​

There is no future​

In Brunswick dreaming​

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We caught up with a few players for some words of wisdom.​

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pantskyle: Fight and you may die. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And dying in your bed many weeks from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance to come back here as young men, and tell our enemies that they make take our lives, but they will never take our pants.​

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Mobbenfuhrer: "Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over till we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" ​

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Freakie: "By the power of Greyskull ... I have the powerrr!!!" ​

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Reardo: We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Roys army to aid our team in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our grandchildren. Send the team for the preservation of the SFA. Send it for chudshakes. Send it for Matlock. Send it for diapers. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a Gorilla and his team have not been wasted to the pages of history - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery….”​

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Never underestimate this team, we are the Roys and we are coming to get yah.​

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Roys roys roys roys.
Roys roys roys roys.
Roys roys roys roys.
Roys roys roys roys.
ROYS ROYS ROYS ROYS.
ROYS ROYS ROYS ROYS.
ROYS ROYS ROYS ROYS.
ROYS ROYS ROYS ROYS.
Season 15. Kill 'em Roys!

 

[DemonJim]

The wonders have our tranquilizer rifles at the ready...

With enough juice in them to knock down a herd of elephants... this'll be a walk in the park.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I'd respond to your post that I was tagged in Mobbenfuhrer but I lack the tenacity and intelligence to respond something of substance (some would say that's always the case). Instead I will post a picture of my favourite Gorilla (funny story that in RL I'm often called the Silverback, even called my social Basketball team The Silverbacks, maybe I should of been a Roy?).

 

[pantskyle]

I spotted Freakie and pantskyle out at the local shopping centre...

I waited for the next lift.

Take that back. Freakie and myself do not look like a broken image.

 

[Mobbs]

I can see the quality oozing out of this post!

LOL @ DemonJim considering him up to Dicky Fitzwell standard.

Instead of sitting back as an armchair critic, try having a go yourself ...

Go in, go in, go in, go in, do you think that optin’ out makes you a man.
Go in, go in, go in, go in, don’t hang back there just because you can.

I see you waitin’ over there while your man goes and takes his share,
‘cause he goes in, and comes out clean.
You let him go and do his thing, ‘cause you don’t do no opposing,
It’s easy to compete if you, go in.

Go in, go in, go in, go in, do you think that optin’ out makes you a man.
Go in, go in, go in, go in, don’t hang back there just because you can.

You stand alone as though asleep, and tackle like you want to keep,
away, because your name is DemonJim.
And I just cannot understand why you won’t even lift a hand,
as if you don’t know what it means to go in.

Go in, go in, go in, go in, do you think that optin’ out makes you a man.
Go in, go in, go in, go in, don’t hang back there just because you can.

Now you could see a pack of ten, but you won’t mix it with the men,
just take one deep breath and then, go in.
I often wonder what you’d do if someone passed the ball to you,
would pressure then decide if you’d go in.

Go, in, go in, go in, go in. Go in, go in, go in, go in.

The sauce is weak in this one.


But for the 'rillas, it's time and we know it, and here we are. Here come the Roys. It's a call to arms.

Punch him ‘til he’s kneelin’, it’s a good feelin’,
watch him while he’s fallin’, it’s great to see him bawlin’.
Nothing beats a punch-up, make him chuck his lunch up,
give his lungs a puncture, then ask him to hit yer.

Give the suck a maulin’, less would be appallin’,
don’t waste time with speeches, rearrange his features.
Instigate some tussles, exercise your muscles,
make his bruises pucker, execute the f**ker.

Ain’t a game for squibs, that’s the way it should be played.
Nothing beats some basic senseless football violence.
Knock his block off, give the weak prick concussion,
smack him right down, rub his nose in the ground.
Knock his block off, give the weak prick concussion,
smack him right down, rub his nose in the ground.

Wonders. Come out and play ...

 

[ClarkeM]

Batman would kick Charlie Days arse all over the world.

Maybe so but Batman could never defeat Day Man nor Night Man and almost certainly, he could never ever defeat Green Man!

 

[pantskyle]

Maybe so but Batman could never defeat Day Man nor Night Man and almost certainly, he could never ever defeat Green Man!

 

[ClarkeM]

Ooooooohhhahhhhh

 

[Mobbs]

We are commencing our assault on the Colosseum by abducting that cow with the stupid voice who does the PA announcements.

How covert.

 

[pantskyle]

 

[DemonJim]

A much more accurate image.