Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 17: West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC @ The Colosseum

[pantskyle]

Very, I'll cut you up soo good you're going to wish I didn't cut you up soo good.

You could try ese.*







I fear we are encroaching on Filthy Sanchez territory.

 

[PVF]

You could try ese.*







I fear we are encroaching on Filthy Sanchez territory.

You win help me out Filthy Sanchez!

 

[ClarkeM]

You win help me out Filthy Sanchez!

 

[DemonJim]

Oh hi Roys. We meet again.

Don't think about shutting me down (The sim does a great job at that itself!)

 

[Broken]

Oh hi Roys. We meet again.

Don't think about shutting me down (The sim does a great job at that itself!)

Reardo is primed to hold you goal less this week while Fred slots a cool 9 goals to claim the goalkicking award.

 

[DemonJim]

Reardo is primed to hold you goal less this week while Fred slots a cool 9 goals to claim the goalkicking award.

 

[PVF]

Reardo is primed to hold you goal less this week while Fred slots a cool 9 behinds to claim the goalkicking award.

E.F.A

But I think everyone is going for most behinds anyway, seems more prestigious.

 

[ClarkeM]

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Dear Roy,

I heard a Ruour that club captain and all around good guy Reardo actually passed away peacefully in his sleep (of natural causes) some weeks ago. I also heard you didn't want his death to interrupt your mad Monday celebrations so have tried to cover up his obvious absence by continually talking about him to fool us all into thinking that he IS still with us.

Can you confirm or deny this? And if you deny it how else can you explain why I haven't basked in his glory for weeks?

Your pal in mourning,

Wise Guy Sam

 

[ClarkeM]

I saw Reardo prowling around on Facebook just the other day Wise Guy Sam so I'd like to think he is still alive

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I saw Reardo prowling around on Facebook just the other day Wise Guy Sam so I'd like to think he is still alive

Sounds like clever trickery from a Roy's agent, most likely Mobbenfuhrer ,Remember it was just last month that he himself came up with Facebookgate to hide the SFA's elite privacy.

Does this vile corruption know no bounds?

 

[ClarkeM]

Sounds like clever trickery from a Roy's agent, most likely Mobbenfuhrer ,Remember it was just last month that he himself came up with Facebookgate to hide the SFA's elite privacy.

Does this vile corruption know no bounds?

I think as soon as SFA made its mark on the social media wire, privacy issues became highly inflamed. I'm still unsure in deciding if it is entirely a positive thing or it is a negative thing. But I will say one thing, and that is that it is a thing.

 

[Broken]

Dear Roy,

I heard a Ruour that club captain and all around good guy Reardo actually passed away peacefully in his sleep (of natural causes) some weeks ago. I also heard you didn't want his death to interrupt your mad Monday celebrations so have tried to cover up his obvious absence by continually talking about him to fool us all into thinking that he IS still with us.

Can you confirm or deny this? And if you deny it how else can you explain why I haven't basked in his glory for weeks?

Your pal in mourning,

Wise Guy Sam

It's Weekend at Reardos

 

[Reardo]

It's true, I was dead. I'm feeling a bit better now though, thanks for your concern Wise Guy Sam but it's business as usual from now on.

The trip across the Nullabor brings back many fond memories, the time that Freakie broke into a marsupial recuperation clinic and painted all the wallabies with anti Oakley slogans was pretty cool, or the time that Fat Pizza seized control of the bus and diverted us to Ceduna to see "some mates" who owed him money. But probably the most memorable was when Fred missed the bus departure and actually caught us just before the WA border. It was just on dusk and we'd pulled over for our 117th piss stop when in the distance we saw a shadowy figure that looked neither human nor animal. As it approached some of the boys became quite apprehensive and sought shelter in the cargo hold (which was where the eskies were funnily enough). Curiosity got the better of a few of us and bewilderment eventually gave way to hysteria when we noticed the figure was actually Fred on the back of an emu. As he pulled his trusty steed up he gave a nonchalent tip of his well worn Akubra and simply said "Any beer left?". The emu (which Fred had named Salty) is still with the club today and can be seen in the outer at home games collecting empty Chud bottles and draining the dregs from the bottom.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

It's true, I was dead. I'm feeling a bit better now though, thanks for your concern Wise Guy Sam but it's business as usual from now on.

.

Arrrggggghhhhhh! ZOMBIE!!!!!

 

[DemonJim]

Bundy shits aren't very enjoyable.

 

[Maroon Goon]

On this like a fat kid on a cupcake. Go Roys

 

[PVF]

Bundy shits aren't very enjoyable.

Worst feeling ever besides getting kicked in the scrotum.

But it just tastes soo damn good, the Bundy that is.

 

[Maroon Goon]

Just a horrible thought of any Bundy dumpling lowered into the bowl?

 

[pantskyle]

Reardo might be dead but the mo looks epic still.

 

[Maroon Goon]

That is about how i feel nowadays pants

 

[DemonJim]

Worst feeling ever besides getting kicked in the scrotum.

But it just tastes soo damn good, the Bundy that is.

Oh... the Bundy coming out of the can was bloody delish! And I loved it lots... but yeah... craps.. especially at the toilets at the campsites is just bad... because... plenty more have smashed those toilets before you decide to drop off your Bundy Abomination.

 

[pantskyle]

Bundy on tap is delicious.

 

[ClarkeM]

Bundy on tap is delicious.

Bundy sounds too much of a bogan drink for me to drink...

 

[pantskyle]

Bundy sounds too much of a bogan drink for me to drink...

I never liked it until I had a pint on tap.