Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 17: West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC @ The Colosseum

[ClarkeM]

Oh, well it's been a pleasure. Hope we can do it again sometime.

*twiddles thumbs*

Come one, come all,
To a beautiful show,
It's gonna be awesome,
And some other stuff,
Do dee dee dee do dee dee dee do dee dee dee deeeee
Some other musical stuff!

 

[Mobbs]

Come one, come all,
To a beautiful show,
It's gonna be awesome,
And some other stuff,
Do dee dee dee do dee dee dee do dee dee dee deeeee
Some other musical stuff!

New Wonders Theme song?

 

[Freakie]

Does Froffies still play for you flogs?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

4 pages already, going to be hard to keep up.

I will never understand why work will keep getting in the way of my BigFooty commitments.

 

[Broken]

I can understand its a good culture, that there's love and respect. But no club has a better culture than the Roys. When I have to fight to get anyone to leave the club (and I still lose the fight), and 20+ players come along to every match, where like Victoria (the place to be).

OK OK, I get the hint I'll leave.

 

[ClarkeM]

Does Froffies still play for you flogs?

Sure does. Posts enough to keep active but it's his performance on field that has been pretty darn good this year. He is up there across the board of stats

 

[pantskyle]

The Wonders have just promised to take me on a spaghetti day if I join them.

 

[Broken]

Time to thank another player sponsor. This time the sponsors of Roys stalwart Mobbenfuhrer . The Leni Riefenstahl film school have offered great support to Mobbenfuhrer and have created some of those memorable Roys FFC commercials that you have seen throughout the season at no cost to the club.

With an impending shot at the finals looming, the Leni Riefenstahl film school has been working on a project to present Mobbenfuhrer in all his glory in a similar way to the propaganda stylings of the director whom the school takes it's name from.

 

[ClarkeM]

The Wonders have just promised to take me on a spaghetti day if I join them.

Croweater_41 reckons the Spa's spaghetti policy is totally outrageous...

 

[pantskyle]

PVF A FRAUD​

By Barry Manlove​

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The SFA community was rocked today by the revelations that the West Coast Wonders number one player PVF is a dirty stinking liar. Private Detective P. Kyle has unearthed some shocking news about the wonderful wondrous wonders star. PVF re-entered the SFA scene in a blaze of glory being immediately installed as a EKA certainty until it was revealed that he had played before. Under the name Prospect Vales Finest he catapulted his way to the top of the Wonders dream team. A name change to PVF was originally seen as a way to just shorten his name but more sinister motives have been uncovered. You see PVF is named after Prospect Vale a lovely town in Tasmania.​

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Prospect Vale is a small suburb of Greater Launceston and is within the Meander Valley Council's area.
It contains two schools, Prospect High School (Public) and a private Catholic school, St. Patricks College.
Prospect Vale also has a small shopping centre, Prospect Vale Marketplace, containing a Woolworths Supermarket and several small privately owned and franchised businesses. A small industrial park lies within its boundaries.
Sporting grounds include the St Patrick's Old Collegians Football Club Oval, who compete in the Northern Tasmania Football Association.

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That's right two schools and a few sporting grounds. A luxurious holiday destination for many million visitors to Tasmanian shores. BUT Prospect Vale is not where PVF is from. After much digging P. Kyle has found the skeleton in the closet. PVF is actually from Claredon Vale ​

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Clarendon Vale is a suburb of Hobart, capital of Tasmania, Australia. It is in the City of Clarence Local Government Area.
Like nearby Rokeby, it was originally a public housing area in the 1970s, however like the trend in many public housing areas in Hobart, much of the public housing stock has been sold to private owners. The suburb, along with adjacent suburb Rokeby, is considered by some as one of the lowest socio-economic suburbs in Hobart with a reputation for high crime rates, however the suburb includes built-from-scratch private housing areas which are considered safer than the main Clarendon Vale area.

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It's quite obvious looking at the descriptions of both towns to see why PVF lied to the whole SFA.​

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A quick look online comes across private user comments. Here is an example:​

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he knows what he is talking about. i bought in clarendon vale in 1997 for 33k. i have 21 properties across Oz. Clarendon vale is the worst area i have experienced. i have had more trouble in clarendon Vale than all my other properties combined. I own homes in Elizabeth SA, Latrobe Valley and they are great areas in comparison. luckily i sold Clarendon vale this year 55k glad to be out. my insurance agent can't even give insurance for more houses in this area. Not one good tenant in 6 years last tenant did 5,000 damage (covered on L/L insurance, Even the police station got burnt out
westan

The Wonders will feel under pressure now to drop PVF for the rest of the season. Also a SFA player using the fake name Pants K has insisted PVF changes his name to CVF.

ShaunDuggan didn't return our calls.

CVF after being busted.​

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[ClarkeM]

That's funny because I bet that you're not even wearing pants...

 

[pantskyle]

That's funny because I bet that you're not even wearing pants...

I'm wearing smart work pants. Very tight around the groin area.

 

[ClarkeM]

I'm wearing smart work pants. Very tight around the groin area.

Better than my Year 12 track pants that I'm wearing in this tutorial that won't start for another 10 minute and was supposed to have already started by 9:30. Croweater is sitting near me and his pants smell so bad!!!

 

[Broken]

I'm wearing smart work pants. Very tight around the groin area.

Are they always like that or did you think of something nice?

 

[pantskyle]

Are they always like that or did you think of something nice?

I thought of claw-plach.

 

[pantskyle]

Croweater_41 reckons the Spa's spaghetti policy is totally outrageous...

It's the only relevant thing I know from the show.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Things could be worse. PVF could be accused to be from Risdon Vale.

A computer enhanced version of what PVF would like like if he were from Risdon Vale​

 

[ClarkeM]

It's the only relevant thing I know from the show.

What about Day Man?

 

[pantskyle]

What about Day Man?

I've seen about 3 episodes in full.

 

[pantskyle]

Things could be worse. PVF could be accused to be from Risdon Vale.

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A computer enhanced version of what PVF would like like if he were from Risdon Vale ​

All class.

 

[ClarkeM]

All class.

Class hey...

 

[PVF]

Pants you know nothing. Yes it's true I've never been a resident of Prospect Vale, the name was thought up because I played cricket for them. However for you to say that I would live anywhere near smugbart is an insult and I will be cancelling my pants magazine subscription because of your hurtful lies.

 

[3KZ is Football]

ClarkeM and the Real Girl. A very funny film.

As for the football ... Roys by loads to the power of lots!

 

[pantskyle]

Pants you know nothing. Yes it's true I've never been a resident of Prospect Vale, the name was thought up because I played cricket for them. However for you to say that I would live anywhere near smugbart is an insult and I will be cancelling my pants magazine subscription because of your hurtful lies.

You seem to have me confused with Barry Manlove, P. Kyle and Pants K. Are you loco?

 

[PVF]

You seem to have me confused with Barry Manlove, P. Kyle and Pants K. Are you loco?

Very, I'll cut you up soo good you're going to wish I didn't cut you up soo good.