Werewolf Tarks and Boncer Vampire - A better love story than twilight.

[MP_]

Actually bonkyn would be better.

 

[jmoo wan]

I'm doing too much of the heavy lifting in this thread

 

[Gralin]

that s**t dont work on me brah

This you?

 

[Gralin]

I'm doing too much of the heavy lifting in this thread

 

[MP_]

I'm doing too much of the heavy lifting in this thread

The weight of recruiting or killing is weighing heavily on you

 

[MarcMaverick]

This you?
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That looks like a Pokemon.

 

[Ocha905]

And mosquito repellent due to my job

In the 5 mins it took to walk to from my train to car today I got eaten alive. 2 mosquitos even snuck into said car and I had to pull over and exterminate them as they were an unsafe distraction.

 

[Cadsky]

This you?
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oh no, im much less attractive than that

 

[Gralin]

oh no, im much less attractive than that

Bloodsuckers often are

 

[jmoo wan]

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don’t fat shame my sexual partners

 

[MP_]

In the 5 mins it took to walk to from my train to car today I got eaten alive. 2 mosquitos even snuck into said car and I had to pull over and exterminate them as they were an unsafe distraction.

I go out looking for moz viruses along the Murray , so if your close to the Murray/darling system put on repellent

 

[MP_]

don’t fat shame my sexual partners

What your fat fingers?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yes I’m out in 45 degrees tomorrow

Omg! Is that even legal?

 

[Gralin]

don’t fat shame my sexual partners

I'm big and beautiful baby, no shame

 

[MP_]

Omg! Is that even legal?

If it was classified as catastrophic conditions I wouldn’t be allowed out but it’s only extreme.

 

[DemurePrincess]

This you?
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Too much time

 

[DemurePrincess]

If it was classified as catastrophic conditions I wouldn’t be allowed out but it’s only extreme.

Oh! So frying isn’t as bad as dying! I see!

 

[MP_]

I'm big and beautiful baby, no shame

 

[myblueroan]

A better love story than twilight

 

[Ocha905]

I go out looking for moz viruses along the Murray , so if your close to the Murray/darling system put on repellent

You're doing gods work as the saying goes. Moz virus cases have been on the increase lately right? I remember hearing Japanese Encephalitis cases were booming in Victoria not too long ago.

 

[Gralin]

Always good to keep Cadsky away

This is a topical joke for anyone that's seen what the Royals are doing bye week btw

 

[MP_]

You're doing gods work as the saying goes. Moz virus cases have been on the increase lately right? I remember hearing Japanese Encephalitis cases were booming in Victoria not too long ago.

Actually this season is very low for moz virus but nsw had its first JEV case in 12 months recently. If we go into a La Niña weather pattern latter this year then next summer could be scary. Victoria had its first deaths from Murray valley encephalitis in 50 years last year.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Actually this season is very low for moz virus but nsw had its first JEV case in 12 months recently. If we go into a La Niña weather pattern latter this year then next summer could be scary. Victoria had its first deaths from Murray valley encephalitis in 50 years last year.

Better get some dragonflies, too.

 

[Ocha905]

Vampire recruitment resume -

Name - Ocha905

Job role - Vampire Wife

Prior Experience - I read Twilight to impress my first gf if that helps.

Education - Currently enrolled in Photoshop School.

Why do I want this role - I don't.

Personal Attributes and Skills suited for this role - Being a lyin' schemin' mofo with a smile. Am an expert in RDO's.

Referee's - No one

 

[MP_]

Better get some dragonflies, too.

The natural mosquito repellent