Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[drd23]

Marquis and Capri--siblings

I thought titles as names (Lord, King etc) weren't allowed in Australia

 

[dales.girl38]

They are pronounced the same and they both are yuck.

I think Jules is fine as a nickname, to be honest. Unless her name is Jooliet it should be Jules.

 

[04 Durif]

I actually find Jools the most annoying of those names.

Is that because it's the only one that's close to a real name?

 

[Gough]

Jules is fine for a women, for a man it implies you might be called Julian, and you may inherit your parent's poor judgement. Enid Blyton killed that name.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Jules is fine for a women, for a man it implies you might be called Julian, and you may inherit your parent's poor judgement. Enid Blyton killed that name.

My aunt dated a Jules. He was a weedy English fella who sucked the fun out of life.

 

[the fly]

Jules is fine for a women, for a man it implies you might be called Julian, and you may inherit your parent's poor judgement. Enid Blyton killed that name.

Where does that leave Jules Verne?

 

[Keys]

Where does that leave Jules Verne?

In the centre of the earth

 

[04 Durif]

Saw one called Diesel in the paper the other day. Thought someone was announcing their new Staffy pup but it was a human

 

[Catfish Alley]

Is that because it's the only one that's close to a real name?

I guess it is. I think it's the fact it's taking away from a good name. Better off going with her actual name of Juliette.

 

[Matt Stevic]

Jamie and Jools have now given us a son:

River Rocket Oliver

He joins siblings Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom, Poppy Honey and Buddy Bear.

Yup the rest of the names aren't the best, but strangely I actually really like Poppy Must be the bogan in me!

Can't say the same about her middle name Honey though...

 

[Matt Stevic]

I want a 2016-17 born Darryl.

Yup me too. A proper guy's name, that the kid won't out grow.

Speaking of which- remember the little girl Jocelyn who went missing on the Gold Coast a couple weeks back? All I was thinking was that "these parents know how to pick a name".

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

I have recently discovered Diana Ross has a daughter named Chudney. Makes it look as though she misspelled "chutney".

or, maybe it was meant to be Crudney.

 

[Beerfish]

I wonder if her friends call her Chud.

This makes me laugh for some reason.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Yup me too. A proper guy's name, that the kid won't out grow.

Speaking of which- remember the little girl Jocelyn who went missing on the Gold Coast a couple weeks back? All I was thinking was that "these parents know how to pick a name".

That is probably my second choice for a girls name. Doesn't work great with my surname though.

 

[Beerfish]

That is probably my second choice for a girls name. Doesn't work great with my surname though.

Intriguing..

 

[Matt Stevic]

That is probably my second choice for a girls name. Doesn't work great with my surname though.

*puts it together* yep Jocelyn works great with my surname. I think I'll pencil it in for girl #2, already got a name for girl #1.

Met a Lisa earlier today. Great name but doesn't work at all with my surname. Somebody else take it please!

 

[akkaps]

I met this old guy the other week called Dragon.

 

[Feerits Elf]

I met this old guy the other week called Dragon.

Was he old enough?

 

[Keys]

Was he old enough?

No

But he was in Cuba

 

[Catfish Alley]

A while ago I worked in the prairies and many first nations had animal names. I think Eagle Ironclaw was the best I came across.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I met this old guy the other week called Dragon.

Was he old enough?

No

But he was in Cuba

Was he out in the Rain?

 

[Beerfish]

Was he out in the Rain?

Perhaps in his young years.

 

[Gough]

Sounds like a Slavic war criminal on the run, probably a relative of BALKAN's.

 

[Beerfish]

Sounds like a Slavic war criminal on the run, probably a relative of BALKAN's.

Sorry? I didn't catch that jive.


Okay I'm done I think.

 

[Cruyff14]

Sorry? I didn't catch that jive.


Okay I'm done I think.

Are you dreaming like ordinary men?