Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Cleavy]

Mum’s horror: ‘We accidentally named our kid Lasagna’

A mum who accidentally named her daughter “Lasagne” has taken to Reddit to ask if she should change her name, even though it was initially meant to be a touching tribute to her husband’s mother who lost her fight to cancer.

www.news.com.au

Elizabeth Anya = Liz Anya = Lasagne

ok then...

 

[Vincent Hanna]

Lucan...

Unfortunately had to go to a small shopping centre today and some chick was yelling at her son to stop "licking his shoes." Kid's name is Lucan.

 

[HahnPremium]

Vaxxy.
Middle name "soon"

 

[drd23]

Lucan...

Unfortunately had to go to a small shopping centre today and some chick was yelling at her son to stop "licking his shoes." Kid's name is Lucan.

So probably not named after the Ancient Roman poet then...

Lucan - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[FRUMPY]

Was watching the show 'you cant ask that' and it was about people who live in community housing etc

One of them was clearly a druggie of some sort and had a pokie addiction etc - her name was 'Kea' - she never stood a chance in life.

 

[Quivorir]

X Æ A-12 Musk. Elon Musk's kids name at the moment. Jury is still out if they are taking the piss or not.

X is the "the unknown variable", Æ is her "elven spelling of Ai", A-12 is the "precursor to SR-17" apparently the couple's favourite aircraft. A is for Archangel, Grimes favourite song. To be fair, it's a great song.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Vaxxy.
Middle name "soon"

First name Anty

 

[GreyCrow]

X Æ A-12 Musk. Elon Musk's kids name at the moment. Jury is still out if they are taking the piss or not.

X is the "the unknown variable", Æ is her "elven spelling of Ai", A-12 is the "precursor to SR-17" apparently the couple's favourite aircraft. A is for Archangel, Grimes favourite song. To be fair, it's a great song.

To be fair the dads name is just as funny

 

[troybe]

Lehmo just revealed his kids name is Laddy Buster. Christ on a bike.


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[craigos]

Lehmo just revealed his kids name is Laddy Buster. Christ on a bike.


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Second choice was Hymen.

 

[Gough]

X Æ A-12 Musk. Elon Musk's kids name at the moment. Jury is still out if they are taking the piss or not.

X is the "the unknown variable", Æ is her "elven spelling of Ai", A-12 is the "precursor to SR-17" apparently the couple's favourite aircraft. A is for Archangel, Grimes favourite song. To be fair, it's a great song.

Draadtrekker.

 

[radiojake]

My friend just texted me that someone she went with high school with just had a baby and announced it on facebook

Ryder

yeah ok not great but not too offensive - but their surname

Cocker

Ryder Cocker

Wtf..

 

[Quivorir]

Fantastic.

 

[troybe]

Lynxcxyn. WTAF. Apparently it’s pronounced Lincoln. Maybe the little bloke can do a duet with Charli XCX


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[radiojake]

were the two x place holders while they worked out how to spell it, and they forgot about them?

 

[Cleavy]

Lynxcxyn. WTAF. Apparently it’s pronounced Lincoln. Maybe the little bloke can do a duet with Charli XCX

were the two x place holders while they worked out how to spell it, and they forgot about them?

I think his parents were pirates so X marks the spot in case they forget/lose him (twice apparently)

 

[akkaps]

Anything that replaces the “lee” sound in a name with “Leigh”

eg
Holleigh
Aleighsha
Ashleigh
Molleigh
Etc

 

[radiojake]

Anything that replaces the “lee” sound in a name with “Leigh”

eg
Holleigh
Aleighsha
Ashleigh
Molleigh
Etc

Is Leigh ok?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Ashleigh

This one looks better this way.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

It's the -AH's that's the issue. (Biblical names aside.)

Jessicah.
Mikaylah.
Melissah.
Taylah.

 

[Spongebob]

Ed Sheerans’s little bundle of joy:

Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Ed Sheerans’s little bundle of joy:

Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran

Lyra sounds nice.
Then it goes downhill

 

[Cleavy]

Ed Sheerans’s little bundle of joy:

Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran

annoying LASS

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

 

[quotemokc]

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I don't mind Emery depending on if its a boy or girl