Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[phantom13]

There are 15 children in the US named either Currency, Money or Zillion...

 

[Gough]

The two Zimbabweans who played for Luton overnight are called Marvelous and Admiral.

 

[GreyCrow]

The two Zimbabweans who played for Luton overnight are called Marvelous and Admiral.

 

[King 05]

This thread entertains and frightens me in equal amounts....

Son's U11 Soccer game on Saturday - player on the opposition side....... Kael (as in the leafy vegetable)..... then when you saw his parents, you understood. You shook your head (and wondered where it all went wrong with the world), but you understood.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

This thread entertains and frightens me in equal amounts....

Son's U11 Soccer game on Saturday - player on the opposition side....... Kael (as in the leafy vegetable)..... then when you saw his parents, you understood. You shook your head (and wondered where it all went wrong with the world), but you understood.

Name your kid after a leafy vegetable.
Maybe the McDonald's will not affect his health.

 

[Blackout]

This thread entertains and frightens me in equal amounts....

Son's U11 Soccer game on Saturday - player on the opposition side....... Kael (as in the leafy vegetable)..... then when you saw his parents, you understood. You shook your head (and wondered where it all went wrong with the world), but you understood.

To be fair, the correctly spelt variant is a proper Gaelic name. It's an uncommon name, but a proper name nonetheless:

Cael - Baby Name Meaning, Origin, and Popularity

Cael is a boy's name of Gaelic, Irish, Irish Gaelic origin meaning "slender". Cael is the 955 ranked male name by popularity.

nameberry.com

Cael | Oh Baby! Names

 

[Mofra]

The majority of names may be s**t, but I will say, there's a history of names based on positive attributes (Faith, Hope, Grace etc), particularly in Africa. So names like Superior, Romance, Success, Worthy etc are following a trend.

Personally I like the names where it's obvious they have named it after a favourite instrument (Fender), TV show (Trek) or actress (Knightley, though Keira is right there).

Imagine that in Australia.

"Here's my son Ruckman, my other boy Topbloke, and my daughter Bigcans"

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Imagine that in Australia.

"Here's my son Ruckman, my other boy Topbloke, and my daughter Bigcans"

Sick campaigner.

 

[Pistol Night]

Imagine that in Australia.

"Here's my son Ruckman, my other boy Topbloke, and my daughter Bigcans"

And i bet ironically Topbloke would turn out to be a campaigner

 

[Over The Post]

With Ruckman the shortarse and Bigcans appearing in Kmart ads for ironing boards.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Bigcans...
lol
cunny funts.

 

[raskolnikov]

Know someone who just named their baby Neander. Hope he enjoys being called a neanderthal all his life.

 

[mr bagcroft]

You should need a licence to become a parent.

 

[akkaps]

Know someone who just named their baby Neander. Hope he enjoys being called a neanderthal all his life.

I read that as Neener Neener

 

[DickieKnee]

And i bet ironically Topbloke would turn out to be a campaigner

And Bigcans flat chested?

 

[troybe]

Twins that just got picked up in the NBA draft today both have the middle names XLNC

 

[JackOutback]

Kaytee and Allayna

 

[Pistol Night]

You should need a licence to become a parent.

As a general rule any name that is common at a strip club should be banned by the rest of society

 

[phantom13]

Kaytee and Allayna

I would 10000000% pronounce the second name Ah-Lay-Nah not Ah-Lah-Nah

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

 

[Pistol Night]

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[Gough]

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Depends if she wants to have people singing Living next Door to Alice at her girl for her entire life.

 

[phantom13]

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What’s the Facebook response on your query Meb?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

What’s the Facebook response on your query Meb?

You know that if I have more kids my name front runners are Vernon and Brogan.

 

[phantom13]

You know that if I have more kids my name front runners are Vernon and Brogan.

One’s gonna be a champion and one’s gonna be a complete scumbag. Pretty good odds.