Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[IceNine]

Came across a Karisma-Jayde today. She wasn't old enough yet to fully appreciate the stupidity of her parents.

 

[Keys]

Came across a Karisma-Jayde today. She wasn't old enough yet to fully appreciate the stupidity of her parents.

Pedobear likes this

 

[Keys]

I'm going to hell btw

 

[troybe]

Rainbow Aurora. This is Holly Madison's attempt at a unique name. Cringeworthy to say the least.

 

[Jimmy1992]

Yeah, I heard about that. Rainbow. That is disgusting.

 

[RUNVS]

I am not sure if this counts as a terrible name but if i ever had a son i would want to call him "Cerberus"

 

[The Speaker]

I am not sure if this counts as a terrible name but if i ever had a son i would want to call him "Cerberus"

 

[zimma]

Great idea call him Tim instead, little will the world know the name actually stands for The Illusive Man!

 

[RUNVS]

I didn't even know of that. I was thinking of the 3 headed dog guarding the gates of the underworld in Greek mythology

 

[ilikepotatoes]

I know someone called Bang, also know someone called Joseph whose sister is Josephine.

 

[Jmac2225]

I know someone called Bang, also know someone called Joseph whose sister is Josephine.

Similiarly I know someone who named their two eldest Chris and Christina. The 3rd was Ben....

 

[The Speaker]

There's a real estate agent called Nik Varga.

The signs outside properties he's selling have another agent next to him - Nikki Varga.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

I know someone called Bang, also know someone called Joseph whose sister is Josephine.

I know a Bang as well but he's Vietnamese. I know another 2 Vietnamese blokes called Bich and Duc. The rest have anglicised their names to Kevin.

 

[raven echo]

Similiarly I know someone who named their two eldest Chris and Christina. The 3rd was Ben....

I went to school with a family who named all their children with a variation of Chris.

There was Christopher, Cristal, Christian, Chris-James and I think at least another two younger siblings that also had names starting with Chris.

 

[Zach Package]

on millionaire hotseat there's a chick called Trilby-Roux, immediately thought of this thread.

I seriously have no words, that is an absolute shocker

 

[Simple Jack]

on millionaire hotseat there's a chick called Trilby-Roux, immediately thought of this thread.

I seriously have no words, that is an absolute shocker

Trilbz for short?

 

[Zach Package]

Trilbz for short?

 

[TassieEagle]

I know someone who named their kid "La-a" which is pronounced Ladasha.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I know someone who named their kid "La-a" which is pronounced Ladasha.

That is criminal. Seriously, we need to be like Iceland and Germany and introduce their law where you have a list of names to choose from to stop monstrosities like that.

 

[The_Reaper]

That is criminal. Seriously, we need to be like Iceland and Germany and introduce their law where you have a list of names to choose from to stop monstrosities like that.

The Germans love their ordnung

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Any bogan spellings of names such as Jaxon or Jazmyn.

I also find the name Tyler, Tamikah and Tahlia are other bogan names that I don't particularly like.

Tahlia's a nice sounding name I reckon.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

When you can't say the 'r' sound and it comes out as a 'w'. ie. 'red' is said as 'wed'. I never had speech therapy or anything, I eventually grew out of it at the age of ~14.

The worse thing about it is the fact it's called a Rhotacism.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

http://www.news.com.au/national/oph...near-maryborough/story-fndo4ckr-1226512579715

Whilst I am sorry there is a death in this family, I wanted to point out the 15 year old's name, "Curtsie" ??

Ophelia Silcox?

Apologies for my dirty mind.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Conceived on a photocopier

Were there twins? .

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Trust me, it's real. I was working at the Armadale Child Development Centre when I came across Alixxzandrah....so yeah. Armadale.

Sorry for being captain obvious but Armadale's the bogan capital of Perth I reckon.

Dero's which seem to have leaked into Gosnells, Westfield and Kelmscott.