Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[hirdy_is_champ]

As much as we immediately cry "bogan" don't be surprised if a lot of these people aren't. A sibling is friends with a family who have about 3-4 girls. They're not bogans, in fact the mother is lovely and quite educated. However she has given names to her children that most of you people would include in this thread. I often say "I don't understand, she's not a bogan..."

 

[EdgeOfReason]

Pete Wentz supposedly has just called his new son ... Saint Laszlo.

http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/pho...n_code=nocode&promote_channel=social_facebook

 

[EdgeOfReason]

GIRLS

• Aichatou
• Brizza
• Coy
• Danyale
• Dmyah
• Dzyre
• Icy
• Ipek
• Jersei
• Kenzingtyn
• Kosisochukwu
• Kouture
• Lwren
• Marlet
• Melly
• Omunique
• Promyce
• Sharlet
• Skylyr
• Tayvionna
• Trulie
• Xitlalic
• Yesly
• Yzabelle
• Ziqi

BOYS

• Acxel
• Albino
• Angeljesus
• Boulder
• Brycn
• Cashtin
• Clever
• Daquavion
• Furious
• Gent
• Jaciyon
• Klever
• Mattingly
• Maveryck
• Nissan
• Parx
• Rontavious
• Sirjames
• Subaru
• Trillion
• Tripper
• Trotter
• Veyron
• Vice
• Wilver

http://www.kidspot.com.au/you-want-to-call-your-baby-what-yeah-nah-dont/

 

[Quivorir]

Pete Wentz supposedly has just called his new son ... Saint Laszlo.

http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/pho...n_code=nocode&promote_channel=social_facebook

I hope its named after the amazing Lazlo from the GTA series.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

BOYS

• Acxel - Can't spell but still a stupid name anyway
• Albino - Cruel
• Angeljesus - Parents are ****wits
• Boulder - I can see where they were going but so much stupid
• Brycn - Can't spell, tried to combine 2 names.
• Cashtin - Parents should be sterilised
• Clever - parents aren't
• Daquavion - gibberish with possibility of poor spelling
• Furious - That's an epithet not a name
• Gent - just stupid
• Jaciyon - See Brycn
• Klever - parent's less so than the ones above (see above) if they were going for cleaver god help them.
• Mattingly - and Canseco, I'm tipping a Simpsons fan
• Maveryck - Can't spell plus more of a nickname/epithet than a name.
• Nissan - It's a ****ing car brand
• Parx - Can't spell plus stupid
• Rontavious - Surely this is made up
• Sirjames - Adding a title to a name should be illegal
• Subaru - Another ****ing car brand
• Trillion - A number
• Tripper - Horrible nickname
• Trotter - Lastname
• Veyron - Expensive car
• Vice - Parents should be shot
• Wilver - Apparently a legitimate old name

http://www.kidspot.com.au/you-want-to-call-your-baby-what-yeah-nah-dont/

See Comments in bold

 

[Quivorir]

Where are the going with Boulder?

 

[Cruyff14]

• Clever - parents aren't

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Where are the going with Boulder?

Trying for a strong sounding name.

 

[Blackout]

Trying for a strong sounding name.

It's pretty rock-solid I thought.

 

[Cruyff14]

Trying for a strong sounding name.

I reckon they've got rocks in their head.

 

[Gough]

I reckon they've got rocks in their head.

Maybe they were stoned?

 

[Ice-Wolf]

It's pretty rock-solid I thought.

Probably thought Stone was too common, got to give them some credit though they did spell it right.

 

[Cruyff14]

Maybe they were stoned?

They're treading on rocky ground you feel, with a name like that.

 

[EdgeOfReason]

GIRLS

• Aichatou -- This one sounds like a sneeze.

BOYS

• Rontavious -- Whenever I look at this one, I keep seeing "Rotavirus".

 

[Igloo]

"This is my son, Angeljesus".

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Saw 'Jeorjie' on Facebook.

The **** is that?

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Saw 'Jeorjie' on Facebook.

The **** is that?

Someone who can't spell Georgie and also doesn't know that it's a nickname for Georgina

 

[Ice-Wolf]

"This is my son, Angeljesus".

It really does sound more like something and old southern woman would say than a name.

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I know Georgie, but Jeorjie?

 

[Ice-Wolf]

I know Georgie, but Jeorjie?

Again the parents couldn't spell.

 

[Cruyff14]

Maybe it's An-hel-he-zeus.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Maybe it's An-hel-he-zeus.

That's even worse.

 

[Gough]

Maybe it's An-hel-he-zeus.

I prefer Jorge pronounced Hor Hey.

 

[Vapor]

BOYS

• Sirjames

Essendon supporters?

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Essendon supporters?

Would explain a lot.