Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Howard Littlejohn]

"This is my son, Angeljesus".

Too much Angeldust.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I prefer Jorge pronounced Hor Hey.

Sounds like a donkey, hung like a donkey?

The good news is, state budgets will get a boost in 18 years or so; when everyone pays the fees to change their names.

 

[radiojake]

The good news is, state budgets will get a boost in 18 years or so; when everyone pays the fees to change their names.

Heh - Just did this. Cost $200 just to change my middle name

 

[EdgeOfReason]

Tay-Leiha.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Stole this... somebody snapped a photo at their sons kindergarten

 

[monty1104]

Kaiser?

 

[BloodRet]

Dustin Martin

 

[Igloo]

Stole this... somebody snapped a photo at their sons kindergarten

"Richard"? ****ing abusive parents.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Yeah Richard is a pretty lame name, Kaiser is pretty badass

 

[The Speaker]

Calling your kid Kaiser is not that much different to Julio Cesar.

 

[Righteo]

Calling your kid Kaiser is not that much different to Julio Cesar.

Or Napoleon. I actually know a couple of "Attilas" FWIW. Hungarians obviously.

 

[wally funk]

Stole this... somebody snapped a photo at their sons kindergarten

What's the second-least ridiculous name there? I'm stumped. These names are all ****ing terrible. Except Richard, of course. That's a normal Earthling's name.

 

[vealesy]

I bet he gets teased for having a funny name and ends up preferring to be called Dick.

Sad world.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

What's the second-least ridiculous name there? I'm stumped. These names are all ******* terrible. Except Richard, of course. That's a normal Earthling's name.

Myleigh

Miley wasn't bad enough, obviously

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Myleigh

Miley wasn't bad enough, obviously

Maybe it's a boy and they didnt want anyone to be confused whose leigh it was.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Dulce is pretty normal. It's a medieval name that's seen all through Spanish and Portuguese speaking countries.

 

[JUBJUB]

There's a British Touring Car driver whose parents gave him a terrible name - Jack
His surname is Goff,so you can imagine what it sounds like when commentators mention him.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

There's a British Touring Car driver whose parents gave him a terrible name - Jack
His surname is Goff,so you can imagine what it sounds like when commentators mention him.

They'd just be saying Goff mostly wouldn't they?

 

[dales.girl38]

Khatelynne

 

[Upgrayedd]

Khatelynne

Looks like the technical name for a party drug

 

[The Speaker]

Or Napoleon. I actually know a couple of "Attilas" FWIW. Hungarians obviously.

Bit different though - Napoleon and Attila being names rather than titles.

I suppose Julio Cesar goes the whole hog and does both though.

There's a cricketer in India called Napoleon Einstein.

 

[Gough]

West Indian cricketers are good value for names. Nixon Alexei McNamara Mclean's folks are clearly Cold War buffs, while one of Curtly Ambrose's middle names is Lindwall is after our own Ray.

 

[The Speaker]

West Indian cricketers are good value for names. Nixon Alexei McNamara Mclean's folks are clearly Cold War buffs, while one of Curtly Ambrose's middle names is Lindwall is after our own Ray.

Can't forget Darren Julius Garvey Sammy.

 

[Gough]

Maybe his folks where revolutionaries, I assume Garvey would be for Marcus Garvey.

 

[maelcoluim]

The worst name I've ever come across is Babygirl, she was in her 30's.