Yianni
Norm Smith Medallist
For all those who are bagging Denis Pagan, I'd just like to come to his defence. To help you all to understand, I will relate a story.
Last week I turned up to work and they said to me "Look Yianni, I know this is difficult for you, but ahhh...I don't know how to say this, but...well...this year we can only pay you $700,000"
Well to say the least I was FURIOUS! LIVID! In the midst of breaking the nearest fragile object, I yelled, "You cannot be serious! How can you look me in the eye and tell me that! $700,000!"
I spread my legs apart. "Why don't you just kick me in the balls while you're at it!"
I could not believe the cheek of these people. I mean sure the company had fallen on hard times, and they had been around for 125 years, but this was ME they were talking about. And $700,000, well, you can't even buy mixed lollies with that these days!
I was so mad. So I bailed. Went to one of our biggest competitors. They paid me $800,000 a year. Thank GOD! It's always the 8th $100,000 that is the most important. I think most people understand that.
Many times I've been reading a catalogue arranged in increasing order of price and been crestfallen when I find that all the things that I want fall within the price band $700,000-$800,000.
Awful times in my life, just awful.
So GET OFF PAGAN'S BACK! He's only doing what any millionaire coach would do! He's out for cash. Cash-money. It's all about the Benjamins! Dollar dollar bill y'all. Gotta make that Green.
I now only await the day in which the players are referred to as 'fee earners'
End Ultra Sarcastic Rant
Last week I turned up to work and they said to me "Look Yianni, I know this is difficult for you, but ahhh...I don't know how to say this, but...well...this year we can only pay you $700,000"
Well to say the least I was FURIOUS! LIVID! In the midst of breaking the nearest fragile object, I yelled, "You cannot be serious! How can you look me in the eye and tell me that! $700,000!"
I spread my legs apart. "Why don't you just kick me in the balls while you're at it!"
I could not believe the cheek of these people. I mean sure the company had fallen on hard times, and they had been around for 125 years, but this was ME they were talking about. And $700,000, well, you can't even buy mixed lollies with that these days!
I was so mad. So I bailed. Went to one of our biggest competitors. They paid me $800,000 a year. Thank GOD! It's always the 8th $100,000 that is the most important. I think most people understand that.
Many times I've been reading a catalogue arranged in increasing order of price and been crestfallen when I find that all the things that I want fall within the price band $700,000-$800,000.
Awful times in my life, just awful.
So GET OFF PAGAN'S BACK! He's only doing what any millionaire coach would do! He's out for cash. Cash-money. It's all about the Benjamins! Dollar dollar bill y'all. Gotta make that Green.
I now only await the day in which the players are referred to as 'fee earners'
End Ultra Sarcastic Rant