That's right! The Jeopardy™ Answer & Question thread!

[play2win]

Q. What has more talent than the Richmond squad combined?

A. OMG what is that.

Q. As Keyser dropped his pants in front of the lady, she was heard to say what?

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A. Wayne Harmes

 

[play2win]

Q. As Keyser dropped his pants in front of the lady, she was heard to say what?

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A. Wayne Harmes

Q. In the world of AFL, who most resembles an oompa loompa?

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A. Warwick Capper's shorts

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Q - When Plugger first went to Sydney he wanted to experiment with wearing a glove but the only thing they could find that fitted was?

A - "No, they're not mine - they belong to Lara Bingle."

 

[_RT_]

Q - When Plugger first went to Sydney he wanted to experiment with wearing a glove but the only thing they could find that fitted was?

A - "No, they're not mine - they belong to Lara Bingle."

Q. What did Alex Fevola said to Fev when he asked if the red G-strings were hers?

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A. Deluded football fans.

 

[Chewy]

A. Deluded football fans.

Q. People who watch a Sydney vs Adelaide game and hope to be entertained are known as what?


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A. Useless

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Q. People who watch a Sydney vs Adelaide game and hope to be entertained are known as what?


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A. Useless

In a word, sum up Ben Holland, LRT and Ryan Houlihan.

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Embarrasment personified.

 

[raskolnikov]

Q. What was the most common response from Tiger players when asked to describe Terry Wallace?

A. Halfway through the last quarter.

N.B I actually posted that as a reply to useless but embarrassment personified fits that pretty well too.

 

[_RT_]

Q. What was the most common response from Tiger players when asked to describe Terry Wallace?

A. Halfway through the last quarter.

N.B I actually posted that as a reply to useless but embarrassment personified fits that pretty well too.

Q. When do Pies fans usually start fighting amongst themselves?

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A. 0%

 

[Chewy]

A. 0%

Q. In a recent AFL survey, what percentage of respondents indicated they would like to see a 17th team on the Gold Coast


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A. The Kangaroos' guard of honour as Glen Archer left the field for the last time

 

[Mr Lizard]

Q: At what point in the Port v North preliminary final did we see some of North's fabled 'shinboner spirit' ???

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A: Matthew Richardson.

 

[19magic]

q. who is th e only half decent player on the richmond list ?



a.kevin sheedy

 

[Campbell's Chunky]

q. who is th e only half decent player on the richmond list ?



a.kevin sheedy

Q. What's big and round and full of shit?

A. Oh, ****.

 

[Hawkamania!]

Q. What's big and round and full of shit?

A. Oh, ****.

Q. What Matthew Lloyd yells when he sees Campbell Brown running towards him?

A. Lynched by an angry mob during his umpire testimonial.

 

[jack lives here]

Q. What Matthew Lloyd yells when he sees Campbell Brown running towards him?

A. Lynched by an angry mob during his umpire testimonial.

Q: what happend to darryl hair?

A: Disgraceful Bulldogs forced to stop overnight in Adelaide as punishment.

 

[Rockford]

Q: what happend to darryl hair?

A: Disgraceful Bulldogs forced to stop overnight in Adelaide as punishment.

Q. What was the outcome of the Doggies shameful nude victory celebrations after beating the Kangaroos by a record margin in their NAB Cup opener?

A. Fraser Gherig

 

[jack lives here]

Q. What was the outcome of the Doggies shameful nude victory celebrations after beating the Kangaroos by a record margin in their NAB Cup opener?

A. Fraser Gherig

Q: who has the biggest heart Nathan Ablett or Fraser Gherig?

A: because we Geelong supporters love our hand knitted jumpers

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Q: who has the biggest heart Nathan Ablett or Fraser Gherig?

A: because we Geelong supporters love our hand knitted jumpers

Q: Besides the fact that Geelong's always had a mix of soft receivers and gutless snipers in its side, why else are you referred to as the hand baggers?

A: Terry Wallace

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Q: Besides the fact that Geelong's always had a mix of soft receivers and gutless snipers in its side, why else are you referred to as the hand baggers?

A: Terry Wallace

Which coach has assembled the most menacing and intimidating bunch of squibs in the AFL?

Deledio's hairstyle.

 

[skipjack]

Which coach has assembled the most menacing and intimidating bunch of squibs in the AFL?

Deledio's hairstyle.

Q: Ok. Word association time. Cockatoo.

A: "And THAT'S why we drafted him..."

 

[Jamie007]

Q: We know Stewy Dew loves his food.. Could this bring a sponsorship maybe from KFC to the club..

A: 6 dim sims and a diet coke.

 

[raskolnikov]

A: 6 dim sims and a diet coke.

Q. What would most clubs trade for Richard Tambling?

A. 119

 

[19magic]

Q. how many umpiring errors did darren goldspink make in the 2007 season ?


a. 120

 

[Bay Pie]

a. 120

Q: In 2008, how many minutes did it take to work out Richmond are still schizenhausen?

A: I can't go out there, I'll get sunburnt.

 

[Mr Lizard]

A: I can't go out there, I'll get sunburnt.

Q: Why didn't the albino coach cross the road?

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A: St Kilda weren't trying either, and they aren't even that good anyway.

 

[Mofra]

A: St Kilda weren't trying either, and they aren't even that good anyway.

Q. Wallet, you do realise there are no benefits to tanking the pre-season competition?
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A. Roughly 71 kgs