Official Club Stuff The 2015-16 Off Season Ladder: CONGRATULATIONS ESSENDON!!! FIGHT FOR THE MORAL VICTORY NOW!!!!!!!!

[Shawt]

8 point serious lulz, potentially becoming gate next Monday as I'd imagine the media will talk about this for a while

Not busy today so I'll update the ladder

But yeah, Essendon wins I'd say

I think the penalty for noodz should be scalable.

From the size of the protective dots, I think you can downgrade that to 6 points...

 

[go you pups]

Essendon 34 suspended, 4 points each

Essendon 116 points
Watson
Heppell
Bellchambers
Colyer
Hibberd
Hocking
Hooker
Howlett
Hurley
Myers
Pears
Stanton

Browne
Davis
Dell'olio
Dyson
Hardingham
Jetta
Lee
Steinberg
Slattery

Davey
Fletcher
Hille
Lovett-Murray
Gumbleton
Lonergan

And an extra 8 points for Reimers and Hunter (treating them like shit through media/courts)




Port Adelaide 8 points
Ryder
Monfries

Western Bulldogs 8 points
Crameri
Prismall

GWS 4 points
Vitamins McVeigh

St Kilda 4 points
Carlisle

Melbourne 4 points
Melksham

 

[fool]

116 points.... wow....
Still could be worse, it could be 119 points

 

[go you pups]

2 points to Carltank for Curnow, 8 for Lollingwood over Noods scandal


Essendon 122
Hawthorn 24
Western Bulldogs 24
Richmond 14
Carlton 12
GWS 12
Port Adelaide 12
St Kilda 12
Collingwood 10
Sydney 10
Brisbane 8
Adelaide 6
Melbourne 6
Fremantle 4
Gold Coast 4
Geelong 2
West Coast 2
North Melbourne 0
THE EXERS 0

 

[iBeng]

I believe Haduken will receive the trophy on Essendons behalf.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

More for Melbourne and particularly St Kilda after only just trading the players in

Then you should get points for Crameri AND Prismall.

Edit: Oh.....you already did.

 

[go you pups]

Norf still pointless, good boys

 

[go you pups]

Then you should get points for Crameri AND Prismall.

Yes I gave points for Prismall for us

Everyone gets 4


Was considering giving Carlton points for Alex Browne, but it looks like he's only associated with the Northern Blues, doesn't look like he has any coaching/development roles with Carlton, like what Prismall has with us

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Yes I gave points for Prismall for us

Everyone gets 4


Was considering giving Carlton points for Alex Browne, but it looks like he's only associated with the Northern Blues, doesn't look like he has any coaching/development roles with Carlton, like what Prismall has with us

4 points! Up the ladder we go! #positivity

I kinda jumped the gun there without checking the next page.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Norf still pointless, good boys

on and off the field. Simply vanilla.

 

[bontshow]

Then you should get points for Crameri AND Prismall.

Edit: Oh.....you already did.

Half points for Prismall I reckon. A club employee but not a highly paid AFL player

I suppose Crameri is no different to Melksham really, but Carlisle for what pick 5 and $800k a year or something? Double I reckon

 

[go you pups]

I don't think even Hawthorn, as great as they are both on and off field, would be able to turn this deficit around in time

 

[go you pups]

Half points for Prismall I reckon. A club employee but not a highly paid AFL player

I suppose Crameri is no different to Melksham really, but Carlisle for what pick 5 and $800k a year or something? Double I reckon

Nope, 4 for everyone Boydogs

 

[bontshow]

Nope, 4 for everyone Boydogs

We're all playing for second place anyway

 

[Bender_]

We're all playing for second place anyway

Well that's a step up, it's usually 3rd place that Footscray are playing for.

 

[Packedlunch]

2 points to Carltank for Curnow, 8 for Lollingwood over Noods scandal


Essendon 122
Hawthorn 24
Western Bulldogs 24
Richmond 14
Carlton 12
GWS 12
Port Adelaide 12
St Kilda 12
Collingwood 10
Sydney 10
Brisbane 8
Adelaide 6
Melbourne 6
Fremantle 4
Gold Coast 4
Geelong 2
West Coast 2
North Melbourne 0
THE EXERS 0

Dogs miss out on a place in the final 2 again

 

[go you pups]

Dogs miss out on a place in the final 2 again

Yeah

Allwell..... Used to it by now

FWIW Hawthorn are only ahead by name, H comes before W. If we still traded as Footscray then wed be 2nd

 

[bontshow]

Well that's a step up, it's usually 3rd place that Footscray are playing for.

Nah mate, we make the prelim which is playing for at least 2nd place but we lose

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nope, 4 for everyone Boydogs

So do the Dees get points for Goodwin and both teams for McCartney?

 

[Morganashlee]

Yeah

Allwell..... Used to it by now

FWIW Hawthorn are only ahead by name, H comes before W. If we still traded as Footscray then wed be 2nd

If you traded as Footscray you may have retained the semblance of a backbone you had before you sold out.

Have a point you bloody flog.

 

[go you pups]

Norgs inner-Bulldog showing here

 

[go you pups]

So do the Dees get points for Goodwin and both teams for McCartney?

Are they banned?

If not nah

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'm rather disappointed in north not even scoring yet, go on boomer, rig a raffle or something.

 

[Vikingblood]

Bloody Collingwood. Typical behaviour in that they couldn't stand not to be noticed so they cooked up this dick scandal. Couldn't even let Essendon have the limelight for a full week.

 

[go you pups]

Bloody Collingwood. Typical behaviour in that they couldn't stand not to be noticed so they cooked up this dick scandal. Couldn't even let Essendon have the limelight for a full week.

Even more surprising was it was a Woman's Day exclusive

Dafuq????????


Must've sent dick picks to an editor or someone connected there