Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
- Feb 15, 2015
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I’m feeling more inspired then ever before so thought I would run a competition. BIG TIME prize money.
I’ve decided it’s okay if I run it and also get to compete, so I will probably win all the prizes, but please don’t let this deter you.
So, what you have to do is post your ideas for what might be good in a letter to Kate. This is what I’ve come up with so far.
Dear Kate
1.
For your information I do attend our games. If you’re wondering why I don’t cheer, here’s a clue. They are crap games. The last time I made a noise at the MCG was after we kicked our 15th behind, I threw a massive tantrum and security told me I had to sober up or leave…
2.
I do go to games. The only reason I keep going these days is my dying grandmother made me promise to always support the Demons. I wish that before I promised I remembered that, by that time, she was fully demented, humming Bing Crosby all the time, and wouldn’t let me visit her because she got me mixed up with Fidel Castro.
3.
Shut up
I’ve decided it’s okay if I run it and also get to compete, so I will probably win all the prizes, but please don’t let this deter you.
So, what you have to do is post your ideas for what might be good in a letter to Kate. This is what I’ve come up with so far.
Dear Kate
1.
For your information I do attend our games. If you’re wondering why I don’t cheer, here’s a clue. They are crap games. The last time I made a noise at the MCG was after we kicked our 15th behind, I threw a massive tantrum and security told me I had to sober up or leave…
2.
I do go to games. The only reason I keep going these days is my dying grandmother made me promise to always support the Demons. I wish that before I promised I remembered that, by that time, she was fully demented, humming Bing Crosby all the time, and wouldn’t let me visit her because she got me mixed up with Fidel Castro.
3.
Shut up
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