Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

[Igloo]

Do it for BigFooty!
Reading this thread and the awkward flirting stories thread, you might be the only possible chance of anyone on here ever rooting a 10.

You have to remember it's a 10 on the Xtreme scale

 

[The_Answer3]

Xtreme scale 10 = BigFooty scale 6 = real life scale 4

Binary scale 1

 

[alter_ego]

Equation for conversion of woman rating from "Xtreme scale" to "Bigfooty Scale"

Xtreme rating * 0 + (Number of "greens" from beautiful people thread *2 + Number of "limes" from beautiful people thread - Number of "reds" from beautiful people thread) / (Maximum possible number of greens * 2) = Bigfooty rating (Express as rating out of 10)

Notes: may require pic post to beautiful people thread
If no pic available then adjust formula to include such variables as "pointy elbow factor"...
But seriously just save us some time and post pic

 

[Big Bryza]

Yeah, you need to reverse your psychology here. Think of rooting her a notch on your belt. Don't get emotionally involved in thinking of her. Just get the job done.

 

[Xtreme]

If you want an emotional attachment before having sex don't feel like there's something wrong with you just admit you're a bit of a girl.

LOL , while i have fooled around a bit doing something outside of an actual relationship is foreign territory for me .

I thought the whole point of having a ratings system was to rate the level of attractiveness of a certain woman. Assuming on your scale 10 is the most, then surely that is "maximum attractiveness", you shouldn't be able to resist...

I'd understand this if you had feelings for her, but only if you had feelings for her. Without that, it makes no sense.

It is her personality and general attitude that make me hesitate. Her reputation as a user annoys me, as i said i don't want to be another one of her conquests. Also she has gone hot and cold on me in the past, its ok for her to try to seduce me.... but when i attempted to make a move, she shows a lack of interest. Clearly she wants it done on her terms, but i am not dancing to her tune. This has been ongoing since December, so the thrill of the chase must be what is making her continue.

Our last exchange yesterday (which is what prompted me to post here) she was having a friendly dig at me constantly avoiding and rejecting her.

Part of it is that if it happens, i probably would get more attached to the situation than she would. She would have no hesitation in cutting me off (she does a good enough job of it during our usual clean conversations ). And knowing a few of her previous flings and other short term boyfriends, it's a scenario that concerns me.

 

[Cruyff14]

Xtreme just go have a wank. This has become tiresome.

 

[Xtreme]

Xtreme just go have a wank. This has become tiresome.

Well at least its not in the things that shit me thread

 

[Cruyff14]

People keep giving you advice and you keep coming up with excuses.

Either **** her, tell her how you feel or stop talking to her. Simple.

 

[neroblack]

Well at least its not in the things that shit me thread

Have two. Then call her up and tell her to get stuffed.

 

[Xtreme]

I am not seeing her until the following weekend, i will update then

As for having a pull you guys are nuts!!

 

[Cruyff14]

I am not seeing her until the following weekend, i will update then

As for having a pull you guys are nuts!!

At least we use them.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Have two. Then call her up and tell her to get stuffed with your love rod.

EFA

 

[Cruyff14]

Love rod LOL

 

[vealesy]

Love Gun would be better.

Start wailing like the star child.

 

[Silent Alarm]

So last night I went to see Bloc Party. A few mates went but they were with big groups of friends so I didn't go cramp their style. Anyway, before the show when everyone was sitting on the floor (is this a Melbourne phenomenon or what?), this girl kind of glanced at me. I only knew because I was just looking around. We kept kind of looking at each other in the peripheray, but going over then would've been weird.

So everyone gets up, and there's a bit of a rush. She comes up next to me. Which was weird. She would've had to push a bit to get right next to me. So I say hi, and ask if she's by herself (knowing she is), and just shoot the shit about all the regular stuff.

So it's a sweaty, intense, heavy show. I actually feel as sore now as I did after a big footy game or run-heavy training. So we get lost a bit, naturally, and at the end of every faster, hectic-crowd song, we're looking around trying to find each other. She gives me a look of 'I'll stay right here; find me' or the puppy dog eyes of 'come grab me now or we might get lost.' Every love song there's some eyes and a bit of tension.

So after the show, she says "thanks a lot for finding me all those times and getting me back to you."

She's driven down to the gig and asked if I wanted a lift. Cool. Of course I'll have a lift. I don't know where my tram leaves from around here and I'm not walking home in a drenched t-shirt. So we're in her car, get a bit lost and go a bit too northward. We get back to mine and she drops me just on the street 'round the corner.

There's obviously a bit of an atmosphere when I go to get out. So I just ask "you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" "Actually, I do – I'm just really nice!"

I get out of there as soon as I can. Jesus.

Why wouldn't she mention straight up she had a boyfriend? And if she wasn't interested, why not just lie about having one? There were so many chances to slip it in, like girls usually look for: "yeah none of my friends or boyfriend like them enough," "I usually go to gigs with my boyfriend..." y'know. Then she could've just gotten purposefully lost, or not grabbed my arm to come next to me again. It was just weird (I doubt she was that oblivious) for her to deny me that late.

Not an awkward flirting story, but an awkward ending story and something I just didn't get.

 

[The_Answer3]

Ask if boyfriend AFTER slipping the D

Rook

 

[JD11]

maybe she just made it up.

 

[Jimmy1992]

That is definitely an awkward flirting story. No ifs or buts about it.

 

[vealesy]

That is definitely an awkward flirting story. No ifs or buts about it.

Agree.

You dont ask if shes single. You just lean in and kiss.

 

[Jimmy1992]

That could have been awkward as well, but at least you are giving it a fair old crack.

If she responds well to the kiss, you get her number/root her, whichever way you are inclined.
If she pushes away and says "I have a boyfriend" you leave.

It's not as if SA was in public, in which case asking if they had a boyfriend would make more sense, but even still go straight for the "Can I grab your number/take you out sometime?"
In either case, you will learn in due time whether or not they have a boyfriend. If they do, nothing lost.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Oh well, you got a free lift home

 

[Jimmy1992]

The optimism is strong in this one.

 

[dbcrow]

So last night I went to see Bloc Party. A few mates went but they were with big groups of friends so I didn't go cramp their style. Anyway, before the show when everyone was sitting on the floor (is this a Melbourne phenomenon or what?), this girl kind of glanced at me. I only knew because I was just looking around. We kept kind of looking at each other in the peripheray, but going over then would've been weird.

So everyone gets up, and there's a bit of a rush. She comes up next to me. Which was weird. She would've had to push a bit to get right next to me. So I say hi, and ask if she's by herself (knowing she is), and just shoot the shit about all the regular stuff.

So it's a sweaty, intense, heavy show. I actually feel as sore now as I did after a big footy game or run-heavy training. So we get lost a bit, naturally, and at the end of every faster, hectic-crowd song, we're looking around trying to find each other. She gives me a look of 'I'll stay right here; find me' or the puppy dog eyes of 'come grab me now or we might get lost.' Every love song there's some eyes and a bit of tension.

So after the show, she says "thanks a lot for finding me all those times and getting me back to you."

She's driven down to the gig and asked if I wanted a lift. Cool. Of course I'll have a lift. I don't know where my tram leaves from around here and I'm not walking home in a drenched t-shirt. So we're in her car, get a bit lost and go a bit too northward. We get back to mine and she drops me just on the street 'round the corner.

There's obviously a bit of an atmosphere when I go to get out. So I just ask "you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" "Actually, I do – I'm just really nice!"

I get out of there as soon as I can. Jesus.

Why wouldn't she mention straight up she had a boyfriend? And if she wasn't interested, why not just lie about having one? There were so many chances to slip it in, like girls usually look for: "yeah none of my friends or boyfriend like them enough," "I usually go to gigs with my boyfriend..." y'know. Then she could've just gotten purposefully lost, or not grabbed my arm to come next to me again. It was just weird (I doubt she was that oblivious) for her to deny me that late.

Not an awkward flirting story, but an awkward ending story and something I just didn't get.

Maybe she saw your shoes and made up the "boyfriend" as an excuse to get the hell out of there.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Maybe she saw your shoes and made up the "boyfriend" as an excuse to get the hell out of there.

If that's the case, something must have happened in the cae to change her mind. Maybe Silent Alarm "took it out"

 

[carn tigez]

Agree.

You dont ask if shes single. You just lean in and kiss.

Easier said than done. Well, it depends how sure you are that she's keen. In this case, the lean-in would take some serious balls.