The Collingwood Betting Market

[chefmeister]

Another well constructed top shelf offering from Bender...

And i'll drop a mill on Didak as the defendant if I can still get a the very generous $1.13

BTW 5 stars.

 

[Da Main Man]

In 2012 Mick Malthouse will be:

Coach of Collingwood - $4.10

Coach of an AFL team other than Collingwood - $3.00

Director of coaching at Collingwood - $2.20

Finishing his Footy Show interview - $1.30

hahaha, this is good.

 

[Shawt]

The next time Alan Didak will be wearing this suit:

Collingwood Club Champion Awards - $2.05

Heath Shaw's Wedding - $1.85

As "The Defendant" - $1.13

Top notch thread

 

[hawkman]

Next team to beat Collingwood

Geelong - $2.40

Hawthorn - $5.00

St Kilda - $10.00, but only if draws count

St Kilda - $1.01 if moral victories count

 

[Bender_]

Which assistant will be Nathan Buckley's scapegoat if Collingwood's 2012 season starts to head south:

Mark Neeld - $3.50

Scott Watters - $2.95

Matthew Lappin - $1.10

 

[jdemp]

What will Dane Swan do with a broom?

1) Sweep away a tagging opponent - $5.20

2) Pull it out of Harry O's Arse - $3.40

3) Take it off an unconscious cleaner - $1.25

 

[Bender_]

Premiers





unbackable!

Cheers for another scoop of your vanilla specials.

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Cheers for another scoop of your vanilla specials.

I know you're a chocolate man

 

[Art Corvelay]

Things Luke Ball Likes to Kiss At Night

1) His St Kilda Best & Fairest Award $11.00
2) His St Kilda NAB Cab Final medallion $5.50
3) His International Rules jumper $3.25
4) His Collingwood 2010 Premiership medallion $1.20

 

[Murraj1966]

Things Luke Ball Likes to Kiss At Night

1) His St Kilda Best & Fairest Award $11.00
2) His St Kilda NAB Cab Final medallion $5.50
3) His International Rules jumper $3.25
4) His Collingwood 2010 Premiership medallion $1.20

5) Pictures of himself $1.01

 

[KissmeRobbo]

5) Pictures of himself $1.01

Nude pictures of Nick and Dal $1000.00

 

[Majinbuu]

Bender, can I place a multi-bet?

 

[Bender_]

Bender, can I place a multi-bet?

Yes, all bets are welcome.*









*Punters must not be related or affiliated with players/coaches as defined in section 63.7(b) of the AFL Charter 1995.

 

[bisazc887]

You need another world war so all the other teams brave players go and fight for their country while coll win 90% of their flags cheaply like they did in world war 1 and 2 Typical and gutless

 

[KissmeRobbo]

You need another world war so all the other teams brave players go and fight for their country while coll win 90% of their flags cheaply like they did in world war 1 and 2 Typical and gutless

Err 1 flag in 1917 during the war years you walking penis with ears


So lets just tweak your numbers slightly down from 90% to... 6%



Still better than your overall premiership strike rate.. 0.87%

I'm sure you are looking forward to breaking 1%

 

[Forey Johnson]

I'll take 2k on Nathan Buckley to masturbate in the mirror with 50k on obriens next blog to be about himself

 

[Bender_]

When Jarryd Blair's career is over at Collingwood he will be:

A forward line coach at an AFL club - $3.70

Riding a stallion in the Spring Carnival - $2.85

Removing rodents from residential and commercial building's crawl spaces - $1.95

Auditioning for a role as an extra in Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" - $1.20

 

[Murraj1966]

Nude pictures of Nick and Dal $1000.00

The odds wouldn't be that bad actually.

He so desperately craved Ross Lyon's approval that getting the captains approval would be close enough for him.

 

[Paranoid]

Mad mag want their gag back.

 

[Bender_]

Mad mag want their gag back.

Eh?

Fold-in?

The Lighter Side Of...?

Blechh?

 

[KissmeRobbo]

Premiers





unbackable

 

[Bender_]

Premiers
unbackable

 

[Bender_]

What will Leon Davis be doing this September/October:

Ripping it up from the half back flank - $2.50

Polishing his "2010 Premiership Medal" - $2.05

Toilet papering Rex Hunt's boat - $1.85

Having his image posted on a milk carton - $1.15

 

[chefmeister]

Having his image posted on a milk carton - $1.15

lol, Gold...

 

[Tish]

Very generous on the last one. I actually don't mind him doing well this time of the year. Makes the lulz better when he is selected in finals

Every AFL coach is trolling the pies by letting him get kicks now