Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Slime Roy]

TGO seems like more of a “Thurs-dee” type of guy, maybe because it rhymes with “thirsty”.

And any day that ends in a Y...Not?

 

[Bald]

Behold the words of our prophet TGO: 'St Kilda, ye of little competence, could not even put together IKEA chairs in these troubled times.

 

[HoldingThe Ball]

TGO was overcome this weekend with the Aurora Australia.

"The Moon Gerard, where's the Moon?"

TGO was so moved, he spent all Sunday night searching for the celestial orb of the night sky, laying on the grass at Albert Park, with only a bottle of JB, 25 Winnie Blues and a 3 day old Kebab.

Rumour has it, that TGO is going to Marvel to watch the* lose to North Melbourne - because he has ordained it.

"Even The Roo's Gerard, even North, and they're a rabble Gerard, they'll win a game this year"

That's greatness.

That's why we love TGO.

That's why we want our TGO Badge (like this post to make Chief feel really guilty for not getting them done by now )

 

[Custard Guts]

"An I flicked over at one stage Gerard and Shai Bolton

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Shai Bolton

Age

25

Ht

176cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

9.2

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.8

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.0

1star

was havin' a baNANA from the BOWndry loin, from FORDY SEVEN METRES out, and a fought to myself (indignant cluck of the tongue) SEE THAT IS A PROBLEM FA' ME! When we're TRYNA teach the YOUNG people, ta play TEAM games, an' I KNOW ya got flair, and YA gotta licence, but SERIOUSLY? When ya EIGHTY points down? STUFF IT, let's just do baNANAS from the BOWndry LOIN?"

Forty seven metre bananas from the boundary line

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

TGO mistook Britney Spears for Brittany Higgins, and then mistook Brittany Higgins for Missy Higgins.

Praise.

 

[Cleavy]

"An I flicked over at one stage Gerard and Shai Bolton was havin' a baNANA from the BOWndry loin, from FORDY SEVEN METRES out, and a fought to myself (indignant cluck of the tongue) SEE THAT IS A PROBLEM FA' ME! When we're TRYNA teach the YOUNG people, ta play TEAM games, an' I KNOW ya got flair, and YA gotta licence, but SERIOUSLY? When ya EIGHTY points down? STUFF IT, let's just do baNANAS from the BOWndry LOIN?"

Forty seven metre bananas from the boundary line

flicked over from what, I wonder...?

 

[Bald]

Rowbottombotham

 

[burge13]

"Marauding, Gerard?... Good word that"

 

[The Sultan]

flicked over from what, I wonder...?

He was still alive in the quaddie for the dishlickers at angle park

 

[sosos]

The lesson today brothers is that smiling, and neatly down-turned suit jacket collars is for nerdlings. Praise.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Hey - that reminds me ..... what happened to TGO badges ? Are they still at the BF mint ?

 

[ash_1050]

Hey - that reminds me ..... what happened to TGO badges ? Are they still at the BF mint ?

Chief is still trying to figure out why TGO is called TGO.

It's a slow process.

 

[Chief]

Hey - that reminds me ..... what happened to TGO badges ? Are they still at the BF mint ?

You ask the board mod who then makes a request to admin who can apply the badge.

 

[Aucklander]

Apologies. Lost track of this.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Apologies. Lost track of this.

Hallelujah !

 

[Aucklander]

Should be done now, brothers.

 

[Mofra]

Behold the words of our prophet TGO: 'St Kilda, ye of little competence, could not even put together IKEA chairs in these troubled times.

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Narrator: "Robbo's attempts at interior decoration were not successful"

 

[Cleavy]

Behold the words of our prophet TGO: 'St Kilda, ye of little competence, could not even put together IKEA chairs in these troubled times.

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Narrator: "Robbo's attempts at interior decoration were not successful"

Not as bad as this though…