Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Sun Ra]

even the AI could not replicate TGO, you can't just groom a new TGO...

Agree - there will never be another TGO - enjoy and savour his teachings while you still can.

Earlier post by Chalky White suggesting another TGO needs to be "groomed" should be regarded as the heresy it truely is.

 

[western royboy]

even the AI could not replicate TGO, you can't just groom a new TGO...

AI would be smart enough to know that it could not even hope to attempt it

 

[Chalky White]

Agree - there will never be another TGO - enjoy and savour his teachings while you still can.

Earlier post by Chalky White suggesting another TGO needs to be "groomed" should be regarded as the heresy it truely is.

You're right of course. What was I thinking? Emotional post.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Never reveal your sources

Or your sauces in the case of TGO.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Brothrez and Sistrez, I fear the Slurmons we receive are now numbered.

Each will be a repository of unearthly wisdom and a reminder of the importance of Words.

Thinking of the end put me in a morose mood for a few days. That remained until a lightbulb moment (admittedly a low wattage bulb).

• Fox should compile a set of TGO's finest moments and take suggestions from his loyal acolytes.
• This should be played on loop in the holy watering holes taverns tabernacles where he gained inspiration and preached.
• A plaque should be installed at the King St establishment where his phone was lost.
• The three infidels - Hutchy the Jabberer, BarRat and Caro the "Journalist" - will be silent for a month in penance and belated tribute.
• The Hun will be printed black on black for a week.
• Mr Murdoch will fund teams of our finest artists to make TGO sculptures with glasses askew, a Winnie Blue and kebab in one hand and a Crownie in the other. There will be an accompanying sound track of TGO uttering Good Word That and "James Hird".
• Should there be a Museum? It could hold precious artefacts such as the doona cover he made from kebab wrappers and dim sim bags and all manner of wondrous TGO Objet Dart(s).

Hopefully my fears are unfounded and we have decades of Slurmons to come.

 

[tropicaltiger]

Brothers,
TGO seems to be a victim to ailing health far more often these days. He would normally plough on after a dose of gout, a hangover or a venereal disease picked up from an offseason Thai princess.
However these days he seems to be a victim more and more to his failing body.

A new TGO needs to be groomed. Someone who although will never fully step into the Crocs of TGO might be able to present a shambling wisdom. He or she might have to begin an arduous apprenticeship of long lunches, poor diet and copious amounts of different alcohols and darts.

I can't think of anyone that has the potential to even come close to the Great Oaf yet.
Thoughts please!!!!!

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I thought TGO was a bourbon drinker? What’s he doing promoting vodka seltzer

 

[Chalky White]

I thought TGO was a bourbon drinker? What’s he doing promoting vodka seltzer

TGO drinks anything that's being offered. Fussiness is not one of his weaknesses.

 

[Cleavy]

He sure takes off/puts on/adjusts his glasses a lot during these shows.

 

[western royboy]

He sure takes off/puts on/adjusts his glasses a lot during these shows.

 

[Cleavy]

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I think it’s so he can blur out the Nerdling.

 

[Chalky White]

He sure takes off/puts on/adjusts his glasses a lot during these shows.

It's a tactic that he uses to show his disappointment. He takes off the glasses grabs his left elbow in his right hand then rubs his eyes in a disappointed manner with the fingers of his left hand.
It's a theatrical flourish to his performance, he is always looking at ways to freshen his act. The usurper Nerdling often tries to steal his thunder so TGO has to resort to false trickery.

 

[western royboy]

It's a tactic that he uses to show his disappointment. He takes off the glasses grabs his left elbow in his right hand then rubs his eyes in a disappointed manner with the fingers of his left hand.
It's a theatrical flourish to his performance, he is always looking at ways to freshen his act. The usurper Nerdling often tries to steal his thunder so TGO has to resort to false trickery.

 

[010203]

He'll be drunk from drowning his sorrows about Essendon on Monday night.

 

[Rod Stroker]

TGO now quoting Shawshank

 

[Sun Ra]

 

[Rod Stroker]

TGO to Nicks; "if you don't make finals, has the season be a failure?"

Nicks:

 

[Vicky Park]

The girl with a curl reappeared.

Think he should drop that one.

 

[morningbrown]

Brothers, you have to believe Lachie Plowman!

 

[Saints4ever]

Lachie Plowman.
Caleb Marchbank

 

[citizen-erased]

Lachie Plowman.
Caleb Marchbank

marchbank
plowman.

Enjoy purgatory Caleb.

 

[010203]

TGO talking (ranting) about Essendon on Monday night.

 

[Vicky Park]

TGO talking (ranting) about Essendon on Monday night.

 

[The Sultan]

TGO talking (ranting) about Essendon on Monday night.

… “he who shall not be named “ will definitely be named .

 

[The Sultan]

Robbo removes his glasses, rubs his face.. Bourbon fumes still oozing out of his pores.
"The Bomber Gerard... they were humiliated, dare i say it, it was insipid performance... we sat here 12 months ago, maybe it was 18, we might have to go back to the tapes."

Looks off camera
"Can we do that ? "

" I said that something needed to be done. .....Incoherent sentence.... So the club sacked Rutten, and looked for a new coach. They unsuccessfully tried to get Ross Lyon, and settled for Brad Scott."

"however one man, a brave man, who is Essington thru and thru was a against it, he stood and said we need essington people at essington."

" its not too late Gerard, Essington are a proud club and have never been afraid to say they got it wrong".

"I wont name names Gerard, but I know there are essington people who want to come back to the club"


Gerard ponders the rambling for a second, wondering what he did in a previous life to deseve this.

"I wouldnt think that is likely, Robbo.. let move on and talk about goal umpires"