Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Custard Guts]

Brothers,
First I must apologise for my absence in Church over the past season; as a holder of a holy comma I understand that more is expected and I throw myself at the mercy of TGO and the Church.
More disturbing though are the comments by the heathens on Reddit on the r/afl subreddit regarding his sermon in the Herald Sun on 2 AFLW players on opposing teams.



I quote from His scripture thus:
"On the surface and within their scared privacy, the gay romance between Emma Kearney and Kate Shierlaw is near enough perfect. What's not to like? Footy. Love. Footy. Sex. Footy. A golden retriever named Archie..." (and so on).

Replies on the subreddit such as "Go to horny jail Robbo", "...AFL 360 is a tough watch", and "...even the basic stuff like punctuation is a joke" shows that the word of TGO is still widely misunderstood. May 2021 be the season that the understanding of His word reaches outside the confines of our Church.

Praise.

I can't be the only one craving a post-coital Winnie Blue after imbibing His words brothers, my loins aflame, and I don't even smoke.

 

[dktm]

Poor form by TGO in tomorrow's Herald sun.
His attempt at becoming the male version of Cawwowine Wilson is sloppy at best.

The halo has dimmed oh great one

 

[Boultzboi]

western royboy what chances is GWT this evening at Mildura

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[western royboy]

western royboy what chances is GWT this evening at Mildura

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Look he’s a trier but not overly special / I think $1.80 is poisonous but on he’s run last week if he gets any luck he probably should win

 

[Boultzboi]

Look he’s a trier but not overly special / I think $1.80 is poisonous but on he’s run last week if he gets any luck he probably should win

I thought the $1.80 was a bit skinny, don't put the rent on it this week?

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[western royboy]

I thought the $1.80 was a bit skinny, don't put the rent on it this week?

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No way

 

[western royboy]

Into $1.70 - clearly the punters have never worked him

 

[Boultzboi]

Into $1.70 - clearly the punters have never worked him

They must've known something. I think I got on at $1.75

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[western royboy]

They must've known something. I think I got on at $1.75

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I salute your braveness TGO would be proud

 

[wherearemykeys]

I got on at $1.70, the $7 profit I made should cover a single Corona to be drunk in His honour.

Praise. (and thanks to Boultzboi and royboy for the heads up, I've set up a notification so I'll know when it runs again).

 

[western royboy]

I got on at $1.70, the $7 profit I made should cover a single Corona to be drunk in His honour.

Praise. (and thanks to Boultzboi and royboy for the heads up, I've set up a notification so I'll know when it runs again).

 

[Trucker Tiger]

Speaking of words, "meme" is now pronounced "memmy", as per TGO's latest appearance on the HS Footy podcast.

 

[wherearemykeys]

A heads up, GWT is running again tonight at Mildura, race 10. Currently $3.20 the win (fixed), $1.14 the place. Looking for its 3rd win in a row apparently.

Gamble responsibly.

 

[western royboy]

A heads up, GWT is running again tonight at Mildura, race 10. Currently $3.20 the win (fixed), $1.14 the place. Looking for its 3rd win in a row apparently.

Gamble responsibly.

Unlikely to beat the fav but should run into the placings

 

[western royboy]

A good second from a tough draw on Wednesday at Mildura - the little fella is a very honest horse if not overly special

 

[Bluelegs]

Brothers, I must know. When will TGO return to our screens?

 

[wherearemykeys]

Funny you should ask that Brother. I had AFL 360 scheduled to record nightly last season, and lo and behold, I noticed last night a new episode has popped up to record next Monday night (8th) at 6pm daylight saving time!

Praise.

 

[Billy ray]

Put out your commas

 

[Billy ray]

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[wherearemykeys]

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[Tom14]

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[Boultzboi]

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[Bluelegs]

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[AnimalEnclosure]

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[workhorse]

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