The Divvy Van - He got the Divvy van bluuuues

[Wosh]

The only good thing to have ever come out of Yorkshire are Yorkie Puddings

I beg to differ

Yorkshire Terriers

 

[boondy]

Captain Cook ( A Yorkshireman ) should have called australia New Yorkshire

 

[David Schwarz]

Captain Cook ( A Yorkshireman ) should have called australia New Yorkshire

Jeez you got "New York", what bloody else do ya want?

 

[RelaxMax]

The only good thing to have ever come out of Yorkshire are Yorkie Puddings

...and the basis for The "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch

 

[Duritz]

Hi Bay,

It's me, Duritz, your God.

I am, as of posting this post, only 201 posts off hitting 30,000 posts. This is a big day for bigfooty, so I am going to have a big party, the details of which I shall release gradually as the big day gets closer. Will you get an invite? Probably not, no. But you can stand outside the perimeter and try to see past the armed guards in a feeble attempt at catching a glimpse of your social betters inside, and hope to illuminate by reflection your pitiful existence with my radiance and brilliance.

Duritz

 

[KardiniaPark]

Shouldn't you be posting in your holiday thread

 

[FyfeToAdelaide]

Who?

 

[KardiniaPark]

Who?

Duritz.

 

[the avoca drover]

Hey Duritz,
Going to Merimbula this year?

 

[Doss]

I always admire people who don't have too huge an opinion of themselves.

 

[FyfeToAdelaide]

Duritz.

Sounds like some kind of chips brand. Maybe crackers.

 

[zackah]

Skwod board this shit mods

 

[Doggies1972]

So many evious people now wishing they enjoyed such a fruitful existence.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I'll be the life of the party as usual.
I don't deal in heroin or ice,just shit that makes you wanna dance and or root.
So being that I'll be the more sought after and popular guy than the host,I'd like my thank youse from said host.
Post thankyouse from said host under here

 

[Duritz]

Shouldn't you be posting in your holiday thread

CBF

 

[Bokonon_]

Hi Bay,

It's me, Duritz, your God.

I am, as of posting this post, only 201 posts off hitting 30,000 posts. This is a big day for bigfooty, so I am going to have a big party, the details of which I shall release gradually as the big day gets closer. Will you get an invite? Probably not, no. But you can stand outside the perimeter and try to see past the armed guards in a feeble attempt at catching a glimpse of your social betters inside, and hope to illuminate by reflection your pitiful existence with my radiance and brilliance.

Duritz

It's your selfless and unassuming posting style that's aways impressed me.

You've ****ed it up forever now though.

 

[craffles]

Duritz may I congratulate you on your monumental achievement. It's an honour to be in the presence of such a high quality poster.

Well done

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Congrats in advance on your achievement.

30,000 posts in 10 years takes some doing.

 

[Duritz]

I'm liking the insincere compliments here. You shall be considered for busboy duties.

 

[craffles]

I'm liking the insincere compliments here. You shall be considered for busboy duties.

No insincerity from me m8. I'll give you a middle finger massage as a sign of my respect if required.

 

[chelseacarlton]

No seriously,you're a quality bloke,poster,father and from what I've heard, horse like in the sack.
As you know,I've already set up a place at your bar and will be sorting a few pretty ladies out and generally grooving to some tunes!
Have you sorted the music out yet?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

What happens to party goers who go that little bit too hard? They end up in the Divvy van

 

[Duritz]

unless you're the love child of the mods!!

Party has apparently been cancelled, oh well, back to not posting on the Bay for me...

#shitjoint

 

[craffles]

Come to the terra skwod Duritz

You'll love it there

 

[Catscratch]

unless you're the love child of the mods!!

Party has apparently been cancelled, oh well, back to not posting on the Bay for me...

#shitjoint

Shut up D/H!