Media The Dragons Are Boring - Here's A Gift

[Headless]

Let’s be honest: nobody enjoys a match thread involving the Dragons. Even those who play for the Dragons. It’s up to Thursday, and honestly I still have no idea who plays for them apart from Hatchy1992. It’s a sad state of affairs, and something needs to be done in order to remedy the situation.

But the point of this thread is, the Dragons have driven me to such boredom that attention has been directed elsewhere. Due to popular demand, I am going to give the league a gift. A true, wondrous gift that nobody else could give with such conviction. A gift of #fanfare in the lead-up to #Headless300: a summary of my career.

Yes, that’s right. A summary of my career. And any good career re-cap starts right from the beginning.

Childhood
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the Spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum; it's breath-taking. I suggest you try it.

Debut
I debuted in Season 7, alongside league champions such as Little Tarkyn_24, Little sausageroll, and Little amos. And the rest.

I have had a long and intimate relationship with these players from at least Season 24 onward. It truly has been fulfilling.

Career accomplishments
In ~2007, I captained the StickSports Forum in an inter-league competition with the Sweet FA. Yes, I was a rival captain – and no, I have no recollection of the competition aside from that fact.

In my early seasons, I was vice-captain of the Mount Buller Demons. Yes, I was a vice-captain – and no, I have no recollection of the role aside from that fact.

I am the games record holder for the Mount Buller Demons, in the Demons’ Hall of Fame, and in the Demons’ greatest ever team. I have also made more marks than Smartys Power, which is my career highlight to date. I also won a premiership.

So, as you can see, I am a future immortal, and I implore Cloud_ to consider these facts carefully.

I promised 1,000-1,200 words, so here are some anagrams for “Headless is the GOAT”.

Spoiler

A Deathless Hogties
A Desolates Heights
A Desolates Highest
A Desolates Eighths
A Lashed Ghettoises
A Slashed Ghettoise
A Hassled Ghettoise
A Sheathes Godliest
A Ad Ethoses Sleight
A Delegates Hi Shots
A Delegates Hi Hosts
A Delegates His Hots
A Delegates His Shot
A Delegates His Host
A Delegates Hiss Tho
A Delegates Hiss Hot
A Delegates Shits Oh
A Delegates Shits Ho
A Delegates This Hos
A Delegates This Ohs
A Delegates Hist Hos
A Delegates Hist Ohs
A Delegates Hits Hos
A Delegates Hits Ohs
A Delegates Shit Hos
A Delegates Shit Ohs
A Delegate His Shots
A Delegate His Hosts
A Delegate Hiss Hots
A Delegate Hiss Shot
A Delegate Hiss Host
A Delegate Shits Hos
A Delegate Shits Ohs
A Degases Lithest Oh
A Degases Lithest Ho
A Degases Thistle Oh
A Degases Thistle Ho
A Degases Lithe Hots
A Degases Lithe Shot
A Degases Lithe Host
A Degases Heist Loth
A Degases Helots Hit
A Degases Hostel Hit
A Degases Hotels Hit
A Degases Tholes Hit
A Degases Thole This
A Degases Thole Hist
A Degases Thole Hits
A Degases Thole Shit
A Degases Hotel This
A Degases Hotel Hist
A Degases Hotel Hits
A Degases Hotel Shit
A Degases Helot This
A Degases Helot Hist
A Degases Helot Hits
A Degases Helot Shit
A Degases Ethos Hilt
A Degases Those Hilt
A Degases Toilet Shh
A Gestated Hie Slosh
A Gestated Hole Hiss
A Gestated Holes His
A Sheathed Legit Sos
A Sheathed Egis Slot
A Sheathed Egis Lost
A Sheathed Egis Lots
A Sheathed Ogle Sits
A Sheathed Loge Sits
A Sheathed Loges Sit
A Sheathed Loges Its
A Sheathed Loges Tis
A Sheathed Ogles Sit
A Sheathed Ogles Its
A Sheathed Ogles Tis
A Sheathed Ego Lists
A Sheathed Ego Slits
A Sheathed Ego Silts
A Sheathed Goes List
A Sheathed Goes Silt
A Sheathed Goes Slit
A Sheathed Egos List
A Sheathed Egos Silt
A Sheathed Egos Slit
A Sheathed Gets Soli
A Sheathed Gets Oils
A Sheathed Gets Silo
A Sheathed Gets Soil
A Sheathed Get Silos
A Sheathed Get Soils
A Sheathed Isle Togs
A Sheathed Leis Togs
A Sheathed Lies Togs
A Sheathed Isles Tog
A Sheathed Isles Got
A Sheathed Sliest Go
A Sheathed Islets Go
A Sheathed Stiles Go
A Sheathed Sites Log
A Sheathed Sties Log
A Sheathed Ties Slog
A Sheathed Ties Logs
A Sheathed Site Slog
A Sheathed Site Logs
A Sheathed Tie Slogs
A Sheathed Tie Gloss
A Sheathed Ole Gists
A Sheathed Sloe Gist
A Sheathed Oles Gist
A Sheathed Lose Gist
A Sheathed Sole Gist
A Atheised Leg Shots
A Atheised Leg Hosts
A Atheised Gel Shots
A Atheised Gel Hosts
A Atheised Legs Hots
A Atheised Legs Shot
A Atheised Legs Host
A Atheised Gels Hots
A Atheised Gels Shot
A Atheised Gels Host
A Atheised Get Slosh
A Atheised The Slogs
A Atheised The Gloss
A Atheised El Ghosts
A Atheised Less Goth
A Atheised Lest Gosh
A Atheised Lest Hogs
A Atheised Lets Gosh
A Atheised Lets Hogs
A Headiest Leg Shots
A Headiest Leg Hosts
A Headiest Gel Shots
A Headiest Gel Hosts
A Headiest Legs Hots
A Headiest Legs Shot
A Headiest Legs Host
A Headiest Gels Hots
A Headiest Gels Shot
A Headiest Gels Host
A Headiest Get Slosh
A Headiest The Slogs
A Headiest The Gloss
A Headiest El Ghosts
A Headiest Less Goth
A Headiest Lest Gosh
A Headiest Lest Hogs
A Headiest Lets Gosh
A Headiest Lets Hogs
A Athetised Legs Hos
A Athetised Legs Ohs
A Athetised Gels Hos
A Athetised Gels Ohs
A Athetised He Slogs
A Athetised He Gloss
A Athetised Eh Slogs
A Athetised Eh Gloss
A Athetised Hes Slog
A Athetised Hes Logs
A Athetised She Slog
A Athetised She Logs
A Athetised Shes Log
A Athetised Less Hog
A Hesitated Legs Hos
A Hesitated Legs Ohs
A Hesitated Gels Hos
A Hesitated Gels Ohs

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Cloud_ landfill or merge. he already has a Headless 300 thread.

 

[Headless]

Cloud_ landfill or merge. he already has a Headless 300 thread.

I've specifically tagged this thread as "not landfill".

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I've specifically tagged this thread as "not landfill".

You're not admin, shoosh.

 

[Yakker]

I still have no idea who plays for them apart from Hatchy1992.

and there's that marvin90210 fella or whatever his name is

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I really love that Simpsons reference.

 

[Headless]

You're not admin, shoosh.

This is news to me.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

You really are bored

 

[Headless]

You really are bored

This is what the Dragons do to me.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

U2tigers quiet please. Let's not feed him.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is what the Dragons do to me.

Have you tried taunting them?

 

[sausageroll]

here are some anagrams for “Headless is the GOAT”:
A Delegate Shits Hos

This is possibly the greatest thing I've seen in my time in the SFA.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Have you tried taunting them?

**** sake mate.....I've told the rookie to shut up, didn't think I'd have to tell you. Don't feed him, PLEASE.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

**** sake mate.....I've told the rookie to shut up, didn't think I'd have to tell you. Don't feed him, PLEASE.

After seeing the uproar of another post being moved elsewhere and then reinstated then this thread has a fair place IMO. And like the aforementioned thread this one will slip from public consciousness fairly quickly.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

After seeing the uproar of another post being moved elsewhere and then reinstated then this thread has a fair place IMO. And like the aforementioned thread this one will slip from public consciousness fairly quickly.

Not if we keep talking ab.....SHIT, sucked in AGAIN!!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Not if we keep talking ab.....SHIT, sucked in AGAIN!!

See how easy it is.

 

[Yakker]

Have you tried taunting them?

numerous times

We've turned to infighting haven't we cats2rise you bastard?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

I am starting to get the impression a certain team mate of mine has something against Rookies.

Come to think about it, I have had to put up with a lot of weird shit around the club, but I just took it as hazing. I'm not so certain about that now.

Why is he doing this? Is it fear of what we as a collective group of Rookies can do. I get it we are the best goup of Rookies this place has ever seen.

We are a threat.

#rookiesunite

So EJW what is your problem here, leave the Rookie alone.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I am starting to get the impression a certain team mate of mine has something against Rookies.

Come to think about it, I have had to put up with a lot of weird shit around the club, but I just took it as hazing. I'm not so certain about that now.

Why is he doing this? Is it fear of what we as a collective group of Rookies can do. I get it we are the best goup of Rookies this place has ever seen.

We are a threat.

#rookiesunite

So EJW what is your problem here, leave the Rookie alone.

You be quiet.

 

[Headless]

This is the biggest scandal in the Sweet FA. I'm a mastermind.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I am starting to get the impression a certain team mate of mine has something against Rookies.

Come to think about it, I have had to put up with a lot of weird shit around the club, but I just took it as hazing. I'm not so certain about that now.

Wh is he doing this? Is it fear of what we as a collective group of Rookies can do. I get it we are the best goup of Rookies this place has ever seen.

We are a threat.

#rookiesunite

So EJW what is your problem here, leave the Rookie alone.

Patience young padawan. The future is coming faster than you think. Hazing there is not, banter there is.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

numerous times

We've turned to infighting haven't we cats2rise you bastard?

Even the Hawks never turned to infighting. This is a worry.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

numerous times

We've turned to infighting haven't we cats2rise you bastard?

Infighting is just as fun, sometimes better when you have gullible team mates.




oh crap did I write that out aloud?

 

[mike123]

and there's that marvin90210 fella or whatever his name is

Who's that?

 

[Yakker]

Even the Hawks never turned to infighting. This is a worry.

Apparently the Hawks are too vanilla for anything like that, they lack passion and fire. PhenomenalV1 told us

Now the Furies on the other hand.... whoa!