Media The Dragons Revolution - A New Captain

[Bonz]

Dear SFA Faithful, Sinners and Pedestrians,

Please note that the Dragons revolution is underway, Greenery after a period of sustained absence (and not in the fun way like no nut November) has been overthrown by DragoDelph who has begun and will be leading the new Dragons revolution!

DragoDelph has been at the Dragon's since S33 and unlike serial_thrilla or myself is yet to betray the club for apparent greener pastures. He has massively stepped up over the last few seasons and fully deserves his promotion to captain?

For those who may be worried about Greenery he has been dropped from the side unceremoniously by DragoDelph and has not been offered any Dragons services such as our EAP plan or means at the Subway at Dragon Island.

Please join me in congratulating the DragoDelph rise to power and celebrating in the streets as we welcome new beginnings on Dragon Island <3

 

[Bradesmaen]

All hail the King

 

[T2B_]

 

[T2B_]

It was the part of DragoDelph 's spiel where he detailed how he DOESN'T store important team files on USB thumb drives that really sold me.

 

[Jabba73]

You should be playing out your stupidity in private.

 

[T2B_]

You should be playing out your stupidity in private.

The Bombers make media when their skipper's farts smell slightly more off than usual.

 

[Bonz]

You should be playing out your stupidity in private.

Don't think we had many other options for captain left

 

[Jabba73]

The Bombers make media when their skipper's farts smell slightly more off than usual.

The ability of Pugsley to emit those odours, while not yet deceased, is a medical miracle that is the subject of two separate scientific studies.

 

[Jabba73]

Don't think we had many other options for captain left

If you hadn’t mentioned it, would anyone have noticed his continued absence?

Would have been interesting to see how long it took

 

[Jabba73]

Oh, and commiserations on being forced to be responsible for this rabble DragoDelph

 

[DragoDelph]

It was the part of DragoDelph 's spiel where he detailed how he DOESN'T store important team files on USB thumb drives that really sold me.

I just don’t store them at all.

 

[Bonz]

Oh, and commiserations on being forced to be responsible for this rabble DragoDelph

The Dragons have me...

It's not great but it's something

 

[DragoDelph]

The dragons identity has slowly been chipped away at over the past few seasons.

Our aim is to rectify that.

 

[DragoDelph]

The Dragons have me...

It's not great but it's something

It’s perfect.

 

[Bradesmaen]

You should be playing out your stupidity in private.

We play with our privates in stupidity.

 

[DragoDelph]

The final act of the mad king was vanishing and not getting a team sheet organised.

He has not been seen since.

 

[DragoDelph]

We play with our privates in stupidity.

And our stupidity in play with privates

 

[Bonz]

We play with our privates in stupidity.

The actual term for this is gooning

 

[DragoDelph]

The actual term for this is gooning

Did someone say goonwheel?

 

[DenieD]

Finally some good news out of Dragon Island. It's been some time since they've done something that isn't outright horrific.

 

[Bradesmaen]

The actual term for this is gooning

Thought it was Bonzing.

 

[T2B_]

Finally some good news out of Dragon Island. It's been some time since they've done something that isn't outright horrific.

Wanna join? We have a lack of Freo fans.

 

[Jabba73]

The Dragons have me...

It's not great but it's something

Dear god, it’s worse than I feared.

 

[DragoDelph]

Dear god,

Yes, that’s normally said in the presence of Bonz

 

[Jabba73]

The dragons identity has slowly been chipped away at over the past few seasons.

Our aim is to rectify that.

So you are going to take the fall for the Big Icky fiasco?

Seems like a reasonable place to start