The Get a Haircut thread

[Call Me Cake]

I bet most of you here don't even have any hair left to cut.

With that said, some of you do have a point.

NicNat's hair is atrocious.

I came across someone with dreads the other week on the bus to uni, this guy sits right infront of me and you can see all the remains of a bird's nest in his hair man. Twigs and shit. All these mangled hairs... absolutely reeked.

Which was surprising because he looked and dressed like a respectable bloke, but god... that hair was the most unhygenic style I've ever seen. How someone could ever sleep next to that, let alone ON it, is beyond me.

People with dreads = get a damn haircut and take a damn shower. Jesus F. Christ.

 

[Fasta_123]

Love the people saying 'you're old you have no idea what's stylish to young people'

You showed the old folks you young hipsters did.

 

[fishardansin]

I love Dyson Heppell. Had an amazing first year at the club and and an all round great bloke who has his feet planted firmly on the ground.

That said, get a bloody hair cut Dyson it just looks ridiculous.

 

[Call Me Cake]

I actually like Heppell's style.

His lion mane helps to distinguish him from the rest of the ground, which is a good thing in footy with all the robotic personalityless players running around these days.

 

[vast]

Mitch wallis that hair style is just embarrasing

 

[Scotland]

I actually like Heppell's style.

His lion mane helps to distinguish him from the rest of the ground, which is a good thing in footy with all the robotic personalityless players running around these days.

He can't be that hard to spot, it's not like he stands near an opponent.

If he does get a haircut, I hope for his sake there are better barbers in Essendon than there are in Collingwood.

 

[Plugger35]

He looks like he has a Hitler hairdo

It's making me feel ill

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

It's a light hearted discussion (read: point and laugh) over bad haircuts.

You seem offended. Not happy because you just worked out you have a haircut that others mentally point and laugh at every time you are in public?

The best thing to do is just take the hint and go to the barber.

Not offended, just bemused. My hair's fine, thanks for asking, just unsure how your day-to-day experience is relevant to mine. Oh yeah:

 

[muttweed]

Nic Nat. For the love of God.

We know those aren't dreads. Those are spider legs. You're not fooling anyone.

Get it cut. We need a petition for this shit PRONTO.

How no one has said Brendan Goddard already, I do not know

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

It's making me feel ill

 

[ManOfClay]

A few WCE players have the terrible hipster hairdo shit going- Ash Smith is one I think?

Jarrad Grant, T-Bone Libba, Mitch Wallis all have crap hair.


But leave the dreads alone. Dahlhaus and Nicnat= A OK.

 

[boat13]

Tom Liberatore need to do something, either full afro or shave it down

 

[Tap Tap Tapperoo]

Don't mind the mullets and the dreadies because they are people not taking themselves too seriously.

On the other hand, the emo combover being worn at almost every afl club wreaks of effort and is awful. Best example being Chris Masten.

 

[pantskyle]

Shave those sideburns.

 

[ManOfClay]

Johnny Unitas.. now there's a haircut you can set your watch to.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Johnny Unitas.. now there's a haircut you can set your watch to.

Was about to type that... Johnny Unitas, my alias on that other football forum. What a man!

 

[IBleedBrownNGold]

Ash Smith

 

[Forget the Stats]

Ash Smith

Reminds me of Alf. No problem!

 

[RooMatera]

 

[JD11]

so smooth looking.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Nat Fyfe = metrosexual 101 haircut.

 

[PykeDream]

Fyfe literally looked like a clown in that press conference today.

 

[Burzum]

The league needs more mullets and moustaches

 

[Scotland]

The league needs more mullets and moustaches

Agreed, but not metro mullets and Chris Masten specials.

We need more of this:

 

[Burzum]

Agreed, but not metro mullets and Chris Masten specials.

We need more of this:

Most definitely.