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WalterBlaknWhte said:
Wife had a big argument with me last year because she wanted a pet cat and I did not. To help support my claim that I am allergic to cats, I went and had an allergy test. To my consternation, turned out that I am only allergic to tea trees.

Anyway, wife wins and we get a pure bred cat that is a bludger and acts like a thug to our dog (eats its food and leaps on its back from couch, table etc).

Despite not wanting the cat, cat loves me much more than my wife. Follows me around the house and purrs and chirps at me. Sits beside me while I watch sport and wants to hangout while I work.

I refuse to admit it to my wife, but I really like the cat.
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WalterBlaknWhte said:
Wife had a big argument with me last year because she wanted a pet cat and I did not. To help support my claim that I am allergic to cats, I went and had an allergy test. To my consternation, turned out that I am only allergic to tea trees.

Anyway, wife wins and we get a pure bred cat that is a bludger and acts like a thug to our dog (eats its food and leaps on its back from couch, table etc).

Despite not wanting the cat, cat loves me much more than my wife. Follows me around the house and purrs and chirps at me. Sits beside me while I watch sport and wants to hangout while I work.

I refuse to admit it to my wife, but I really like the cat.
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Girlfriend wanted a sausage dog. I said no wait until we get our house. So guess what? She got 2. And we still don't have a house lol. Women don't hear the word 'no' very often do they? :D
 
campbell023 said:
Girlfriend wanted a sausage dog. I said no wait until we get our house. So guess what? She got 2. And we still don't have a house lol. Women don't hear the word 'no' very often do they? :D
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Wife regards 'no' from me as a verbal speed hump on the way to my inevitable capitulation.
 
Magpie Girl said:
Wonjong's being rather slow at the moment...
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Ever since campbell023 told him to build an opium den he's been whacked off his brain. His mother has booked him in for a mass Moonie wedding in January. Not a bad way to stop pining after you.

IF things don't work out between Markfs and Margot Robbie would you be interested in me arranging a date? I have checked Markman's references and 4 of the 5 women confirmed he is a 'love god'. The fifth has taken a vow of silence in a nunnery.
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
Ever since campbell023 told him to build an opium den he's been whacked off his brain. His mother has booked him in for a mass Moonie wedding in January. Not a bad way to stop pining after you.

IF things don't work out between Markfs and Margot Robbie would you be interested in me arranging a date? I have checked Markman's references and 4 of the 5 women confirmed he is a 'love god'. The fifth has taken a vow of silence in a nunnery.
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Damn that campbell023
He's ruined my Christmas:mad::(
 
campbell023 said:
Girlfriend wanted a sausage dog. I said no wait until we get our house. So guess what? She got 2. And we still don't have a house lol. Women don't hear the word 'no' very often do they? :D
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maybe she thought you were talking metaphor.... or maybe i should say allegory.... or more accurately double-entendre..

this is a slightly weird thread.... you people should try to get out less
 
WalterBlaknWhte said:
Wife had a big argument with me last year because she wanted a pet cat and I did not. To help support my claim that I am allergic to cats, I went and had an allergy test. To my consternation, turned out that I am only allergic to tea trees.

Anyway, wife wins and we get a pure bred cat that is a bludger and acts like a thug to our dog (eats its food and leaps on its back from couch, table etc).

Despite not wanting the cat, cat loves me much more than my wife. Follows me around the house and purrs and chirps at me. Sits beside me while I watch sport and wants to hangout while I work.

I refuse to admit it to my wife, but I really like the cat.
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This is all perfectly natural. You are in the majority in all the emotions that you express here. It might become problematical if you enjoy having sex with the cat more than the wife.... but until then relax
 

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Have started up with a Carlton girl.

It's a bit late to reform her mistaken ways so I guess we're both just going to have to live with the fact that I'm the far superior being in the relationship.
 
Thought I'd share this one too.

I'm a Pies supporter despite both my parents coming from New South Wales and having lived in Western Australia all but the last four months of my life. This is in no short part because of the influence of my grandfather on my father's side, and subsequently my father, who know exactly how important it is to raise black and white offspring.

Unfortunately mum, reigning from NSW has no such attraction to our wonderful team and through a weak connection with the Kerr family (who are a terrific bunch for what it's worth) decided she'd go against her entire immediate family and support West Coast.

Despite this, she cared enough about us to go to one of Dane Swan's book signings and wait in a line for an hour or so to get three copies of the book signed - one for each generation. Lo and behold, on Christmas morning dad and I both get this wonderfully thought out present, and sure enough, when we call my grandfather on Christmas Day, he's got the exact same book.

You'd think that'd be a certain winner, but in addition she's let slip what a nice, shy guy she thought Dane was and pulls up a photo on the computer of her with him at the book signing.

Dad then spent most of Christmas morning sulking about the fact that he didn't get to meet Dane (who'd be up there as one of his all time favourite players). Probably the only time in his life that he's rued the missed shopping trip.
 
May as well go for a third in a row while I'm on a roll.

On one of my earlier dates with aforementioned Carlton girl, we were cleaning out her room (as she was moving house) and she told me that she'd found a speech she'd written in year 5 about Carlton. As long as I promised not to laugh at it she said she'd read it to me. After much persuasion I reassured her that I definitely wouldn't laugh so she made a start.

Well I've never heard such a blasphemous, inaccurate load of tripe in my life, so I tore the speech to shreds (figuratively, not literally). My girl, surprisingly, wasn't all that happy with my critique of her younger self's work.

End result? I slept on the floor that night and her Carlton teddy bear assumed pride of place in her bed.

Did I regret my actions? Not at all. It was just one of those tough love situations and if anything the teddy probably helped to reinforce the subconscious connection in her mind between Carlton and being soft.
 
Tarkyn_24 said:
May as well go for a third in a row while I'm on a roll.

On one of my earlier dates with aforementioned Carlton girl, we were cleaning out her room (as she was moving house) and she told me that she'd found a speech she'd written in year 5 about Carlton. As long as I promised not to laugh at it she said she'd read it to me. After much persuasion I reassured her that I definitely wouldn't laugh so she made a start.

Well I've never heard such a blasphemous, inaccurate load of tripe in my life, so I tore the speech to shreds (figuratively, not literally). My girl, surprisingly, wasn't all that happy with my critique of her younger self's work.

End result? I slept on the floor that night and her Carlton teddy bear assumed pride of place in her bed.

Did I regret my actions? Not at all. It was just one of those tough love situations and if anything the teddy probably helped to reinforce the subconscious connection in her mind between Carlton and being soft.
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Some things are sent to try us, and sometimes you just have to do what is right and proper, and suffer the consequences. You showed great strength of character.:D
 
You know, I've always wondered how / why mum and dad started dating back in the stone age but never asked. So today I asked mum and her answer was ... Word for word ...

"Your dad knew one of my best friends so that's how we first met. She told me a lot about him so when he asked me out I thought there'd be no way we'd get along ... but I thought he was hot so I said oh well."

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WakeUpPies said:
You know, I've always wondered how / why mum and dad started dating back in the stone age but never asked. So today I asked mum and her answer was ... Word for word ...

"Your dad knew one of my best friends so that's how we first met. She told me a lot about him so when he asked me out I thought there'd be no way we'd get along ... but I thought he was hot so I said oh well."

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Yeah best never to ask IMO. Those crazy 80's anything could have happened.
 
Gymnorhina tibic said:
I have a Collingwood gnome in my garden, his name is Tarkyn and we have been together a long time, way before I met my Richmond wife. Was in the garden today and noticed the white stripes have at some point been covered with yellow electrical tape. What do you do when the woman you love violates your garden gnome?
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