Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

[AuntyBlindEye]

Sounds like a hot read though.

 

[VainGlorious]

Mate, anything involving you and I would make the readers moister than an oyster.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

OK Bears, S29 is going to be a long and tough season for us, we need to stick fat, shower together at every opportunity and we’ll get through this unscathed.
If things start going downhill, then we will revert to our plan B, a group wank always seems to bring us closer together as a team.

Are you the new captain?

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Are you the new captain?

In title alone. I am the true string puller. I am the one who knocks. I am the iron paw. I am the only one capable of fixing this.

But yeah testy is captain.

 

[Test Tickle]

Are you the new captain?

No comment at this stage, please direct all correspondence through the appropriate channel, HERE

 

[Callums_Guns]

No comment at this stage, please direct all correspondence through the appropriate channel, HERE

Appropriate channel is Suspended.....lol

Bit harsh for the soap left at Mt.Buller


We didn't even have an issue with it and replaced it prior to your S28 game


Have a Happy New Year Bears - hope ABE is back on board to answer club questions soon

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Appropriate channel is Suspended.....lol

Bit harsh for the soap left at Mt.Buller
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We didn't even have an issue with it and replaced it prior to your S28 game
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Have a Happy New Year Bears - hope ABE is back on board to answer club questions soon

The Iron Bear Paw answers no questions. He only issues hardened steel directives.

 

[Test Tickle]

Poor Aunty, I miss him.

 

[AceAndy]

Poor Aunty, I miss him.

Gone for a week ??

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Poor Aunty, I miss him.

HTF can you get banned at this time of the year ....there's no-one around

 

[Test Tickle]

HTF can you get banned at this time of the year ....there's no-one around

He’s practicing for the real thing, I think he’s been abusing himself.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

He’s practicing for the real thing, I think he’s been abusing himself.

A mod has banned AuntyBlindEye simply for stupidity .....and to get his ban quota for the week

EDIT .....good to see ABE get right into the Christmas Festive Spirit

 

[Test Tickle]

A mod has banned AuntyBlindEye simply for stupidity .....and to get his ban quota for the week

From what I’m hearing around the club, he’s in for a massive S29, training the house down right now.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

From what I’m hearing around the club, he’s in for a massive S29, training the house down right now.

Naturally .....he can't post, so has to do something

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

Hi all, this is ABE's l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ roommate. I have just received a letter sent from the gulag by ABE. There were many interesting things mentioned in the letter but I don't think this is the place to reveal them. He has however instructed me to leave the following message for the masses.

"Greetings small ones. Iron Bear here.

I can only imagine the panic and sadness that has befallen you all in the wake of my unjust incarceration. Fear not as this is merely a formality. One designed to show I too can be held accountable for my actions just like all of you poor souls.

In my absence comrade Test Tickle and comradess MWPP shall be rounding up any dissenting voices and enrolling them into a reeducation course to help dissuade any thoughts of rising up against me in this time.

I am in good health. I have made many friends in here. Most of them guards which has helped to make this a rather comfortable stay.

I shall be out in time to play for my beloved Vic Metro in the SoO and begin preparing my Bears for S29.

To my opposition. This experience has hardened me. I am well hard. I won't take any backchat or insults from any of you once I'm out, so you better get it out of your system and practice kneeling to your betters.

To my beloved teammates. 2020 is the year of the Bear. Either that happens organically through our immense skill, or I have to start handing out "free holidays" to every player not associated with The Bears, we will see ourselves victorious come the end of the season. Through use of my charm I have been granted access to the woodlands surrounding the gulag for use of training. Today I am working on sprints.


Iron Bear wishes to extend his tolerance to all involved in the SFA and love to his teammates.

I'll be seeing you all real soon. Best prepare."

 

[Barrybran]

Hi all, this is ABE's l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ roommate. I have just received a letter sent from the gulag by ABE. There were many interesting things mentioned in the letter but I don't think this is the place to reveal them. He has however instructed me to leave the following message for the masses.

"Greetings small ones. Iron Bear here.

I can only imagine the panic and sadness that has befallen you all in the wake of my unjust incarceration. Fear not as this is merely a formality. One designed to show I too can be held accountable for my actions just like all of you poor souls.

In my absence comrade Test Tickle and comradess MWPP shall be rounding up any dissenting voices and enrolling them into a reeducation course to help dissuade any thoughts of rising up against me in this time.

I am in good health. I have made many friends in here. Most of them guards which has helped to make this a rather comfortable stay.

I shall be out in time to play for my beloved Vic Metro in the SoO and begin preparing my Bears for S29.

To my opposition. This experience has hardened me. I am well hard. I won't take any backchat or insults from any of you once I'm out, so you better get it out of your system and practice kneeling to your betters.

To my beloved teammates. 2020 is the year of the Bear. Either that happens organically through our immense skill, or I have to start handing out "free holidays" to every player not associated with The Bears, we will see ourselves victorious come the end of the season. Through use of my charm I have been granted access to the woodlands surrounding the gulag for use of training. Today I am working on sprints.
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Iron Bear wishes to extend his tolerance to all involved in the SFA and love to his teammates.

I'll be seeing you all real soon. Best prepare."

I feel like I've just read Tigerturbulance's latest letter from AdSense Prison. Enjoy the glitter jumpsuits in Vegas, brother.

 

[Riviat]

AuntyBlindEye who?

 

[Test Tickle]

AuntyBlindEye who?

HOW DARE YOU!

 

[philreich]

A mod has banned AuntyBlindEye simply for stupidity .....and to get his ban quota for the week

EDIT .....good to see ABE get right into the Christmas Festive Spirit

And in line with his username, I guess he didn't see it coming .

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

Also in the letter from ABE was this little nugget.

"only philreich may make jokes about me"

 

[Dingster]

Also in the letter from ABE was this little nugget.

"only philreich may make jokes about me"

He's clearly been bent over.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Hi all, this is ABE's l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ roommate. I have just received a letter sent from the gulag by ABE. There were many interesting things mentioned in the letter but I don't think this is the place to reveal them. He has however instructed me to leave the following message for the masses.

"Greetings small ones. Iron Bear here.

I can only imagine the panic and sadness that has befallen you all in the wake of my unjust incarceration. Fear not as this is merely a formality. One designed to show I too can be held accountable for my actions just like all of you poor souls.

In my absence comrade Test Tickle and comradess MWPP shall be rounding up any dissenting voices and enrolling them into a reeducation course to help dissuade any thoughts of rising up against me in this time.

I am in good health. I have made many friends in here. Most of them guards which has helped to make this a rather comfortable stay.

I shall be out in time to play for my beloved Vic Metro in the SoO and begin preparing my Bears for S29.

To my opposition. This experience has hardened me. I am well hard. I won't take any backchat or insults from any of you once I'm out, so you better get it out of your system and practice kneeling to your betters.

To my beloved teammates. 2020 is the year of the Bear. Either that happens organically through our immense skill, or I have to start handing out "free holidays" to every player not associated with The Bears, we will see ourselves victorious come the end of the season. Through use of my charm I have been granted access to the woodlands surrounding the gulag for use of training. Today I am working on sprints.
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Iron Bear wishes to extend his tolerance to all involved in the SFA and love to his teammates.

I'll be seeing you all real soon. Best prepare."

You tell ABE to be careful in Banhammer Prison ......they like little bears in there

 

[Test Tickle]

He's clearly been bent over.

He does tend to drop the soap more often than others.

 

[Dingster]

He does tend to drop the soap more often than others.

Speaking of dropping the soap, that nerd Jezmiester40 is coming around for NY. Any messages? Any advice for Jez UncleImpairedRetina?

 

[philreich]

He's clearly been bent over.

They're now telling my jokes to misbehaving prisoners in Adelaide prisons. Apparently the incidence of repeat offending has more than halved - it's extraordinary!!!!